Chapter 413 – Onahole Pledge & Toilet Contract (1)
I carried Berlioz, who had completely lost his back due to the second vaginal ejaculation, to the dormitory, washed him clean, stopped by Garcia and Reika’s place to hand over his clothes, and when I returned to the room, it was already lunch time.
“I’m back.”
“Yes, are you here?”
As I said hello, a young voice came from inside.
“Aren’t you sleeping?”
“I slept a lot. What time is it now and are you still growing?”
As I entered the room, I saw a girl rolling around on my bed and stamping her feet.
“…Four…No, five. “I’ve been very busy moving around.”
She honestly didn’t think she could admire someone’s looks anymore after seeing her wives at the wedding, but she still can’t get used to their looks.
Her hair and halo shining in various colors like the aurora in the night sky, her facial features set in unrealistic perfection, yet her youthful body and small wings fluttering behind her back tell us that she is no ordinary human being. There was.
“What do you mean by five?”
“The number of kids you go out and connect with and come back with.”
The goddess frowns as she takes a bag of potato chips from her food pantry under her preservation spell and dumps it into her mouth without even looking in this direction.
“Mr. Lee… Hey!! Isn’t this really too much? “It’s not really a good idea to use ground pepper as seasoning for potato chips… It’s an insult to food…”
“How did you know?”
“How do I know that it tasted like minced greens? I said it tasted like minced greens, but if you ask me why it tasted like minced herbs…”
“No, not that one. “How many people did I work with?”
I sat down next to the goddess and tried some Mincho potato chips.
It also tasted like garbage.
“Under? What do you think I am? I am a goddess. I am a goddess. “You’ll know it when you see it.”
“But you lost all your abilities.”
By creating a passage to resurrect me, her abilities as a goddess would have been completely lost.
Then the Goddess frowned and chewed her lower lip.
“Ugh… Like you said, I lost most of it… But ‘contemplation’ still remains, right?”
“Contemplation literally means nothing more than watching. “Me and my wives became so weak that we couldn’t even see them.”
“…Yes, you. As I say… Have some reverence for the goddess. Ha…”
The goddess sighed deeply and continued her words, shaking her head as if there was nothing she could do.
“As you said, I have become so weak that I can no longer see people with magical powers. “But I can only see the traces left behind by you right in front of me.”
“…I washed it well.”
“It’s a sign of strong emotion. Do you think the traces will be erased just by washing? “At least I can see it clearly.”
The goddess’s eyes sparkled.
Numerous marks of affection engraved on Eugene’s body.
It’s unknown who engraved it, but it’s obvious how much love she put into it, even if you don’t want to see it.
“Well… You speak very calmly.”
“Then yay! Pervert! Should I at least scream while doing this? You know how much I have watched in you. “Even though I look like a girl on the outside, I have lived for such a long time that you can’t even imagine?”
I nodded at the goddess’ words.
Because I, who returned to the world of the first episode, was the only one who watched me train Lucia.
After seeing that, it was funny that my face was now blushing as if it were just a trace of an ordinary love affair.
“But goddess. Can I ask a question I’ve been curious about for a while? “It might be a little rude.”
“…You’ve said so many rude things so far…What is it?”
“Do you have any experience, goddess?”
“Under? “The question is not just rude, it’s even profane.”
A goddess who looks at me as if she were looking at trash.
“Sorry. “I’m just curious.”
“It’s okay. Don’t apologize. I owe you more than one thing, so I will forgive this level of rudeness. “Well… If you ask me if it’s there or not… It’s not there.”
“…”
“What is that pitiful expression? I am by nature a perfect being. There’s no way I need a man like this, right?… And above all, this world is made up of my children. After all, they are all like children to me, so you want me to commit incest? “That’s nonsense.”
Because it’s incest…
It may not have been something I said specifically, but it pricks my conscience as I’m planning to go fuck her stepmother and step sister soon.
“Right… Everyone is like a child to me. Berlioz, Tristia and… Ophelia too.”
“…”
A goddess who calls Ophelia’s name with a bitter expression.
‘Demon King Ophelia.’
The king of the demi-humans and [Reign but do not rule]A being that accurately realizes this ideology.
The reason why this is possible is because Ophira was not greedy… Rather, it seems that he is satisfied with simple things such as eating the best food and sleeping in a nice bedroom.
Of course, some might say that this alone is extravagant, but compared to the power that Ophelia possesses, it feels simple.
‘So it seems like they think of it as a kind of tactical weapon rather than a king.’
It is a bit ironic that Ophelia, who dominates the battle, is called a tactical weapon, but just as tactics come together to become a strategy, combat power can also become a tactic when it reaches a certain level.
“…It will be difficult to meet that child anymore.”
“…”
Although Ophelia is not involved in politics or society at all, she absolutely does not tolerate humans crossing over into the territory of Gehenna.
‘It is said that there is an envoy from Aslan who has been permitted to enter the country…’
She said that she could count them on one hand, and that even those could not be entered without special reasons.
“As a demon…And as a demon lord…If I had stayed, my children wouldn’t have had to be called by such sad names…”
In the eyes of her goddess, both humans and demi-humans are equally her children.
It would be heartbreaking to be called with a derogatory name like demon.
“Don’t think like that. “The goddess had no choice but to protect this world.”
“Ha, it’s natural for parents to protect their children. A good parent should have protected, cared for, and educated their child well. But I…”
The goddess who had spoken up to that point suddenly looked up at me and shook her head.
“Ugh, sorry… I sounded depressed while newlyweds.”
“No, it’s okay.”
“…Thank you for saying that. Ah, more than that… How long do I have to eat this grasshopper chicken? If you feed me this much, it’s enough. “Give me something else to eat… I’m so sick of it.”
Anyone could see that she was a goddess who changed the topic blatantly, but she decided to continue to adjust to the topic because it was a topic that had nothing good for her.
“What are you dissatisfied with? Anyone who sees it will think that I only ate mincho chicken. “I gave them soup, ice cream, and now they’re eating potato chips.”
“It’s all from the grassroots! I want to eat something that doesn’t contain anything! And mincho soup and rice!! “Are you really sane?”
Of course, the first time I left this world and ate mincho chicken, I swore.
Someday, I will pour rice soup into the mouth of the goddess.
“So, why do you make things like grasshopper chicken… Just quietly feel the pain I felt.”
“It’s been a few days already!! I felt this enough!!… And I just introduced Mincho Chicken to children after seeing an internet meme, but I had no idea it would become so popular! If I had known it would be like this, I would have told you something else! “There are a lot of things that are much more delicious these days!!”
“So, what do you want to eat?”
“Um… Wait a minute, I enjoyed it… Ah, here it is. Chicharon? “Frying a pig in oil like chicken and eating it like a snack.”
“…I’ll tell you the detailed recipe later. “If I can make it, I will make it.”
“Really?! “Can you finally eat something other than grasshoppers?!”
A goddess who flutters her wings in joy when told that she will cook a dish for her.
To be honest, it feels a bit odd, but there was a reason why the goddess became like that.
Hehe!! “We are finally escaping from the common people!!”
The goddess’s eyes move constantly as she looks into space.
I haven’t suddenly lost my mind, I’m just browsing the internet.
This world is full of magic, so I can’t see it through ‘contemplation’… On the other hand, magic doesn’t exist in the other world, so I was free to browse the Internet through the passage that was opened when they called me here.
…Just like in my previous life, when I used three monitors to run 18 games at the same time, I had dozens of windows open at the same time.
‘Thanks to you, it doesn’t look boring, but…’
The goddess’s tone, which was solemn at first, was gradually changing towards her Internet troublemaker.
Well, anyone would change like that if they spent all their time on the Internet, excluding sleeping and eating time.
‘But it’s still much better than before.’
It was 100 times better to be frivolous like now than when I was suffering alone and trying to disappear without anyone knowing, carrying all the evil in the world.
“Then make your choice. “I’m going to go out.”
“Huh? What? You just came in and you’re leaving again? “Where are you going?”
“I have a lot of backlogged schedules. “Right now, I’m going to go to church.”
“Why church?”
There is a goddess in front of me right now, and she is looking at me as if I am wondering what kind of church it is.
“I have to have a wedding that I haven’t finished yet.”
“I can’t do it all…? “Ah, you mean those two kids.”
Then the goddess nodded her head as if she understood.
“Okay. “When she comes back, bring some decent food.”
“…They say incest is not allowed and they won’t stop this again.”
“I have no intention of talking about what my children do with each other. Because if you look at the details, it all amounts to incest. No, you’re not my child in the first place, right? Rather, isn’t what I’m doing with you the only thing that isn’t incest?”
“…”
It was a story that seemed somewhat sophistical, but was also understandable.
“All right. “Then I’ll come back.”
“Eugene Calliope.”
As I changed into my suit and put on my shoes, the goddess came up to her and smiled kindly and said,
“Be nice to those kids. “Because they are children whose fates have changed thanks to you.”
“Okay.”
No matter what happened in the past, I have already decided to accept Reika and Garcia as my wives.
Even if I didn’t have to listen to that request, the feelings I would have for those two would be nothing other than love.
Clap─
As I turned the doorknob, a thought suddenly occurred to me, so I looked back and said,
“Ah, but there is one thing I would like to ask Goddess’ permission for.”
“Yeah, what is it?”
“I guess we’ll probably do it at church… Is that okay?”
Then, as if her benevolent expression a moment ago was a mistake, the goddess looked at me again with the eyes of trash.
“…It’s truly blasphemous. Do whatever you feel like.”
“Thank you. “Then, I’ll come back.”
Well, since I had reached an agreement with you, there was nothing to hold back from now.
