Chapter 266 – #16 Wedding With the Guard (7)
One of the memes floating around the internet is a comparison of shopping time between a man and a woman. A boyfriend exhausted after following his girlfriend on a shopping trip is also a famous element of humor.
Whenever I read related cartoons or stories, I laughed and enjoyed it. But from today onwards, I don’t think I’ll be able to laugh.
“Could you spread your arms out to the sides? You have to accurately calculate the upper chest and down curves.”
“Raney-nim, you have a really great body. Also for knights. No, even among the female knights, I haven’t seen anyone so outstanding. The harmony between the muscles and the body is very elegant, so it’s really attractive. Motivation is bubbling up.”
It’s disgusting to see a woman measuring her breast size her. The situation in which accurate figures were given to her chest circumference and her hips was also disgusting.
But good at first. Isn’t there a time when you get tired of rehearsing pornography or yagam, which is said to be your life’s work?
That’s how I feel now. It was fun to watch the women measuring their body sizes, starting with Lee Luna.
All the more so because their height, physique, chest and hips are all different. But that was until Cassie.
It was so much fun to see them having a fierce discussion between the position of drilling a hole in the buttocks to remove the tail and the position of shortening the wedding dress and pulling the tail down, so the next normal measurement became boring.
“Haaam…”
“Are you tired?”
“No. It’s okay.”
After measuring her first, Lee Luna, who was waiting, spoke quickly. No matter how much you love me Responding faster than the speed of light. I’m sure you were bored like me.
“Irunawana Doo Bi Doo Bap. Babamba.”
“Is that also your brother’s hometown song?”
“Right. There was no one I didn’t know in Korea.”
“It is an addictive melody. Oppa and me doobi doo rice. Babamba.”
“I guess our Luna is a genius. How do you listen to it once and repeat it?”
“Isn’t that genius?”
I feel like I’m being interrogated. It was a pure compliment, why are you doing this?
“Why are you upset? Think of what she put in front of her when her juniors her called Lee Luna her genius her.”
What did he say First of all, chest genius comes to mind. The next one is a genius. Fella genius. Iramachio genius. Mad genius.
I can’t take it as a compliment. This is all my work. Let’s sweeten it.
“It was a real compliment this time. Do you believe me?”
“Sure. If I don’t trust you, who will I trust?”
“Right! Seniors are always right!”
“That’s right. What will the captain say?”
“Why is that? Aren’t they cute?”
“They threw away all their junior habits. Not. Was it like this?”
“I am not a man with no integrity to the point of being influenced and changed. It stands tall like a giant tree.”
“Our juniors are solid.”
What are the nobles who usually hate when they spit out words with a spinal cord reflex? I asked just in case.
“Is everyone bored?”
“…”
“No? Not at all?”
“Kuhm.”
“There are too many of us.”
Mehya stabbed me to the core. Yes. We had too many. If there were about 10 of us, we would finish the measurement and go see the dress design.
How many hours do you spend here? Even a tailor with a long distance said at first, ‘I directly measure the body of the person who will wear the clothes. That’s polite,’ said the tailor, who was exhausted and hired the staff.
“Still, the staff will help, so it will be over soon.”
“I’m done too!”
Yuna joined the bored crowd. Right. It will be over soon. Now that the tailor is measuring the circumference of Laney’s arm, who’s left?
Rebecca, Erwi, and the three elf sisters, Mimiril, Mimirun, Mimiram, and Cathy, were said to be beastmen and were measured first, but the staff were still surrounding them.
The ninja sisters, Akiko Akisa, and the Lily of the Valley family, Tiarushi, Izumi, and Greystar. Another Jasmine Lime Ryard…
I was distracted even with the names of my women. Is this the room of time and spirit? Like the last night of high school, time didn’t pass.
“Will it be an hour?”
“It will be difficult.”
An exhausted Yuna participated in a boring party. There are 6 of us now. It’s really dark.
As she sat in her seat and brooded over her despair, an assistant tailor approached.
“Duke.”
“Yes. Please speak.”
“I think it will take a while, but why don’t you go with the wives who have finished first and look at the wedding dress design?”
“Thank you!”
Who is this tailor? An angel who came to get me out of hell? I don’t know if you’re a virgin or non-virgin, but I’ll assume you’re a virgin for now…
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Damn non-virgin.
“Brother. How about this?”
“Pretty.”
“Your junior. Will this suit me?”
“It suits you.”
“Seniors!”
“Pretty.”
“This dress is too long. If you take a wrong step, you will step on the hem of your skirt.”
“If you have the captain’s athletic sense, you won’t be able to step on it.”
“Nyahahahaha!”
“Quiet Cathy.”
Going crazy. This is another hell. One of them asked if Iruna was okay, two of Mehya asked if she was okay, and three… Anyway, the other girls asked. When the woman arrives who has finished measuring, she does it all over again.
Her comrades her, Iruna, Mehewya, and even Celica were excited and focused on choosing clothes. The wedding dress is very pretty. It’s pretty, but you have to do it in moderation.
In the end, it was a dress-evaluating machine for several hours before being released. This is not something people do. I’d rather stop the invasion of the Stejay City Empire more.
Still, I’m glad I’ve accumulated experience now. I can prepare well for the wedding ceremony to be held after winning the warrior party.
It’s a relief that there are only four members in the party.
“What a great time it was!”
“Mum. He was definitely a reputable tailor, so his skills were good. With just a few more visits, I’ll be able to find a design I’m happy with.”
What did Jasmine just say? Let’s assume that we heard it wrong because we were tired.
“Sex♥”
Melissa’s sex feels welcome. It’s a sweet home now though. I need to pour it into my girls pussy as much as I’m stressed out. Sex is the best way to relieve stress.
However, as soon as I arrived at the mansion, there was a new type that was embraced by me.
“Suma!”
A torso headbutt that feels more cushion than impact. Big breasts similar to that of Iruna. This is ellis
“Come on?”
“Ehehe. Smada…”
“Really why?”
I sought advice from my childhood friend, Elizabeth.
“I’m drunk.”
“Drunk?”
It wasn’t like this the last time I was drunk. When it’s completely released, I rub her chest… It feels like the stress I’ve received from fitting a wedding dress has been washed away.
Sex is good, but after all, big breasts are the best. You have a saying like that. Multi-line. If you change it to a fantasy style, it is a big profit ship.
“He also lives with his own caution, and the degree to which he relaxes varies depending on who he drinks with. When I drank at the Lily of the Valley Inn, I was a little careful because it was before I entered the harem, and this is my true self.”
“Hee hee hee. Why are you here now? I fell asleep while waiting.”
“I’m curious about that too.”
Why did you come home at dawn? All the hot women turned their gazes.
“The saintess is so cute♡ If I wasn’t just a succubus, I’m sure♡”
“I admit it…It’s cute…”
“Sex♥”
“It didn’t work! Cuteness belongs to me! You naughty titty monster! Don’t aim for my position!”
Except for the succubus and the ignorant Cassie. Will it change when I become a mother? I wish Melissa would be a little different.
Elise, who had been entangled with her eagerly, blinked her eyes and quickly hugged her as she collapsed.
“What about the party, are you alone?”
“Everyone got drunk and fell asleep. I am the last survivor!”
“Awesome.”
Sapphire, who seems to have had a few drinking experiences, still beats thieves and warriors to take first place. Big breasts can be used not only as a bag for divine power, but also as a bag for alcohol.
Somehow, even though I was drunk, I was drunk. I thought it was because she was from the countryside, but it must be because she has a huge bag of wine.
If a goblin passed by saw it, she would have asked to take one off.
While I was taking care of Alice, Akisa called her her subordinate maid.
“Where are the hero and the party members?”
“He is at the restaurant!”
“Didn’t you take me to your room?”
“Everyone just fell asleep, so I was thinking about what to do when the duke arrived!”
The maid’s discipline has been lifted. Akisa’s form of her is also quite plausible. She must have taught me how to hold a discipline at the ninja training camp.
“Ellis.”
“…”
“You.”
She tried to pour her baby seeds into Alice’s baby pouch. You have to bully pregnant people like this.
“Who would you like to have sex with?”
“I’m starting to feel heavy…”
“Me too. I’m sorry. Instead, you can suck your dick!”
“Nana na na na nyang! I can’t sleep because I miss the time to sleep! I’m only a few weeks old, so feel free to do it!”
“Then, cache first.”
“Finally sex♥”
“If you refuse to have sex… You will be disqualified as a succubus… “
“It’s been a while, so I’m looking forward to it♡”
“Huh, heh! I wasn’t particularly stimulated by a succubus!”
“My sister is too easy, so it’s a problem.”
“Positive.”
Today is Myoin tribe, Elf and Succubus. Somehow, I ended up only having sex with people of other races.
There is nothing to take too long. I gave Elisabeth a break and went straight to her bedroom.
