Chapter 241 – #15 the Guard and the Fake Hero (16)
Ellis, who had been attacked by three holes from the first day, complained of her pain the next morning.
“Heel.”
So she cured everything with one shot. The saintess is a real fucking job. I had a hard time piercing my mouth, anus, and virgin. Can you cure it?
“I must be punished.”
“Hey, wait!”
Ellis, who had opened her hymen in the morning, grabbed her by the waist and left her inn. I proudly headed to her dungeon with her with her.
I purposely came out with him to show it to the fake hero, Shihan, but he can’t see it. I’m not the type to come out early, but the young warrior sleeps in late.
This is why it can’t be fake.
“Suma… Over there…”
“Why?”
“I’d like you to put your hands away… Everyone will see…”
“Are you ashamed?”
I gave strength and hugged Alice’s side her tightly. Merchants around were delighted.
“Duke Suma and his wife are pouring sesame seeds again today.”
“For a moment. How many wives is that? It’s the first face I’ve ever seen.”
“You don’t know when you see the priest’s uniform? It’s Elizabeth!”
“Did Elizabeth look like that?”
“I don’t know. Suma-nim should have one or two wives. How do you remember all of that?”
Elise’s face became so red that it couldn’t get any hotter. She looks just like a match. If I kiss you, will it catch fire?
“Suma…”
“I see. Okay.”
Liberate Alice and join (former) top-notch dungeons. (Current) I entered the Pandemonium Dungeon checkpoint. I hoped that there would be some scum or dregs waiting, but it turned on in vain.
“Oh yeah. I have a secret to tell Alice.”
“Yes? Is it a secret? I can’t believe he reported yesterday’s events to the temple…”
Is that scary? He calmed her down by touching Elise’s chest her.
“Beware of that shrewd bastard.”
“Yes? Be careful of the hero?”
“Didn’t you get drunk too fast yesterday? You weren’t that drunk when you drank at our mansion.”
“Ah! Come to think of it, yes! At Suma-nim’s mansion, I had to drink 10 cups before my head went blank, but yesterday I drank a few cups and got drunk!”
“Shan was drunk and drugged.”
“Really?!”
Are women in this world immune to lies? When you say it, I believe it straight away. The fruit wine at the inn has a much higher alcohol content than the elven wine, so of course you get drunk quickly.
Isn’t there a saying in Korea that immerses the person who immerses it? I feel no remorse at all for deceiving an innocent child. A scoundrel should feel the remorse.
He’s a drunkard who was drugged one day. You can tell just by looking at his idiot-like eyes and words and actions of his.
“Yes. They’re targeting the saintess, so please be careful.”
“Are you aiming? Could it be that Suhan-nim is trying to kill me?”
“Uh…”
Does it make sense that a woman who even had sex could be so naive? That’s cute.
“She wants to have sex with the saintess.”
“Hee! Is that Mr. Suhan?”
“Otherwise, there’s no way we would have been persistently drinking and drinking and taking drugs.”
“Yes. Okay. So, did Suma-nim also target me?”
“I am different!”
He was furious. Do you compare me, the captain of the guard, with the fake hero?
“In the first place, I only had sex with my wives, but Alice-sama came first… “
“Oh! Ahh! Hiyaaaaa!!”
“My cock…”
“Hiyaaaaa!!”
Elise screamed desperately. She worked so hard that a vein formed in her neck. Her desperate look her is so cute.
“Anyway, be careful. OK?”
“Yes.”
“And…”
I tried to tell him that Shihan was fake, but the color of the crystal ball changed. What to do next
“When Shihan asks where you slept last night, he says he slept in the innkeeper’s room with Elizabeth.”
“That is a lie.”
“It’s not a lie. It’s correct that he slept with Elizabeth, and it’s also true that it’s the innkeeper’s room. You don’t have to tell me what you did there.”
“It does… “
“Because privacy is important.”
“Yes. Privacy.”
It was done because I paid close attention. When I opened the door, Suhan, Mebesa, and Kirimo appeared with dark eyes.
“They are late.”
“Suddenly speaking nonsense?”
“You, a commoner, speak plainly, but what’s strange about me, a duke, speaking plainly? A hero who doesn’t even come on time because he’s drunk. I don’t know if there’s an invasion of the demon realm going on at this time, but isn’t it too carefree?”
Shihan’s face turned red at the sarcastic remark. Unable to hold back his anger, he shouted at Elise.
“Ellis! Where did you go!”
“Yes? Why are you angry…”
“Oh sorry.”
Oh, I’m going to laugh. You hold back your anger to try to fuck Alice somehow. That girl’s virgin got it from me.
“I slept with Elizabeth.”
“Why?”
“Because we are friends.”
“We are colleagues too.”
For a moment, Alice glanced at me. Look. Aren’t you suspicious? As she glanced at her with that meaning, she put her hand on her side as Elise placed it.
“Well, then! Are you saying you tried to sleep with me? How can a man and a woman who are not married sleep together!”
“We are allies…”
“No!”
Could it be… Are you angry? No god You can’t say anything when you’re angry. I’m going crazy because it’s cute
“Stop. Are you wasting your time again? Attack the dungeon or something.”
“Awkward.”
“I’ll have to wear dentures when I’m old.”
“Duke Suma. Let’s see if we attack the demon lord.”
What bullshit are you talking about? What’s a bastard who will die before meeting the devil attack?
In the first place, if my plan is carried out properly, it will be exposed as a fake and will disappear.
“Do you use your mouth to attack?”
“Fast.”
Mebesa, who was paying attention to our fight, entered first, and Kirimo, who was glaring at us strangely, entered.
“Have no regrets.”
“Don’t expect it.”
A swanky kid goes in too. Alice, who was about to enter for the last time, hesitated and asked me.
“Suma-sama was right…”
“I rarely lie.”
“…Thanks. But why did you tell me this?”
I’m asking for the obvious
“First of all, women hate humans who try to get drunk when they are not in their right mind, and since Alice-sama is Elizabeth’s friend her, she wants to help again.”
I took advantage of the gap and kissed her lightly.
“Because Ellis-sama is no longer a stranger. I don’t dump a woman I’ve had sex with.”
I mean, if that person wants it.
“Suma…”
“I’ll catch you. For now, we are attacking together today.”
“Today is…?”
Alice entered while tilting her head. All that remains is to wait. After a while, Oh-hwan, one of the guards, appeared.
“So Han is a fake hero?”
*
As soon as he found Scarlett, the real hero, he thought of entering the dungeon. However, the fact that I was in charge of the checkpoint caught my ankle.
No matter how many people don’t come, you can’t leave it empty. However, I felt sorry for making the pregnant guards work, so I called Ohwan, who could comfortably hit the time.
Of course, Celica was the messenger. I thought she would come with me, but Oh-hwan came alone.
“What about Celica?”
“You make a pregnant child work? I sent him to go home and rest.”
“Good job. Celica needs to get some rest.”
“Anyone who knows that will send Celica to me?”
“A light walk is necessary for the child to grow up healthy.”
“The guy who will only open his mouth if he falls into the water.”
There are many people who hate me these days.
“Anyway, Shihan is fake.”
“Ha… Yes. I’m here to talk about it. What is the basis?”
“Didn’t you bring Scarlett?”
“I sent to help Celica. I will come and go.”
“You must have rode in my carriage, right? Then I’ll be back soon.”
Even a tiger will come if I say it. The color of the crystal ball has changed. When I opened the door, I saw a very nervous Scarlett.
“I am here!”
“What are you wearing like that?”
Scarlett appeared wearing a familiar sword and armor for some reason. That long sword is from Rainy’s collection, and that armor is what Lena wore when sparring.
And that bag is the sub-space bag that Lee Luna carried while raiding dungeons.
“That, Suma-nim’s wives saw my equipment and took care of it, saying how to attack the dungeon wearing something like this. He filled my pockets with potions and various scrolls.”
“These wives are really worthy of you.”
“I always live with gratitude. It’s the luck that came into my life.”
“Kuh…”
Oh-hwan, who was trying to be sarcastic, let out a quiet voice. Haha. If you want to win me over with an argument, live for the second round.
“So what is the basis?”
Originally, a person who loses an argument brings up another topic. Let’s hang out like winners.
“I heard from the saintess. Originally, a hero should become stronger when dealing with monsters, but Suhan was the same as usual.”
“Isn’t it because the hero’s level hasn’t risen yet?”
“On the other hand, Scarlett here deals with monsters more easily than normal monsters.”
“Is it true?”
Scarlett wonced for a moment, but she struggled to open her chest. Seeing her dignified appearance her, which also appeared in the original, tears covered her eyes her.
“Yes. I don’t think I’m a real hero yet, but I dealt with monsters more easily than normal monsters.”
“Hmm… How can you believe that?”
“So I’m trying to verify. I also prepared a crystal ball, so I’m going to go into the dungeon and film it to secure evidence.”
“Wouldn’t you like to meet the warrior party? The hero’s level was still low, so the attack speed was slow. You’re a bit like a sword master, aren’t you?”
You acknowledged your skills.
“It doesn’t matter if we meet. It’s nice to be able to see the reality of fakes with my own eyes, not someone else’s words.”
“No. If this woman isn’t real, and if Shihan is real, we don’t know what will happen to our kingdom. If Shihan goes into exile in another country, your political standing will be shaken, and in the worst case , you may be accused.”
“Then sneak away.”
“Ha. Okay. I still can’t believe you But since you’ve made up your mind, I’ll hang out with you. I’ll be on duty today, so you go in. Ah, if Shihan finds out, something bad may happen, so come out earlier than they do.”
“Absolutely.”
Successfully beat Oh-Hwan in time. Now let’s go into the dungeon.
