Chapter 267 – 17.5 Popular Knives
That’s how I came back after hitting a home run in the debate as a pinch hitter.
From the topless performance to the unprecedented situation where a panelist was arrested during a live broadcast.
As a series of stimulating incidents broke out, the viewership ratings of this Sunday Station are said to have reached an all-time high.
In addition, since the highlights of the broadcast have been reproduced countless times on various Internet sites including YouTube, it is no exaggeration to say that there is no one in this country who has not watched the broadcast.
“Aww! Knives!”
“Please sign me!”
“Can I take a picture?”
“Mmm haha! Of course! Get in line! Mmm haha!”
At the same time, my popularity also increased.
Originally, I was popular, but with this incident, there were no people around me who didn’t know me. It was an incident that made me realize the power of public broadcasting.
“Knives! Awesome!”
“I enjoyed watching the broadcast!”
“The real thing is much more handsome!”
“What haha!”
Words of praise follow wherever you go.
The bridge of my nose grew higher and higher until it pierced the sky.
“Nives, be careful. It stands out too much right now.”
Yuuki seems to be worried about me.
If not, are you jealous?
“Don’t worry, Yuu. No matter how much my popularity explodes, I will not neglect you.”
I softly caressed Yuuki and whispered.
Yuuki sighed.
“Not that…”
“Now, shall we go to that corner and prove my heart?”
“Oh.”
After being taken to a dark place and returning, Yuuki calmed down.
“Boo… In a place like this…”
“Hot hot hot!”
Seeing us like that, Nanami and Reika interfered this time.
“Knives! Wake!”
“It’s not like it gets messy!”
It seems that he didn’t like that I was always walking around in a daze.
“Okay, let’s go too.”
After going to the gym for a while, Nanami and Reika calmed down too.
“Knives, fool.”
“Transformation…”
“Mmm haha!”
On the way back, I met Hiyori Akatsuki.
The teacher looks at me disapprovingly as I walk around with Nanami and Reika on either side.
“Knives Windsor student.”
“Oh, Akatsuki-sensei. Is this the student guidance room? All right.”
I hurriedly moved to the student guidance room with the teacher before Akatsuki sensei got too long.
After her personal counseling, the teacher seemed relieved after realizing my sincerity.
“Eh, this thing…”
“Yes, I understand.”
These days, the teacher’s butt has risen in water.
She is as juicy as a ripe peach. Is this the charm of adults?
“Hey!?”
When I slapped her on the butt, the teacher was startled and protested.
It’s okay because there’s no one there, right?
When I returned to the classroom feeling refreshed, for some reason Yuuki’s younger sister, Hina, was in our class.
“Ok? What is Hina doing here?”
“Nives. Sign me.”
“Hoo? Is Hina a sign for me?”
“Not me! My classmate asked for it.”
“Okay?”
It was such a strange story.
It seems that my story has spread to Hinane’s class as well.
That day, whenever I had time, I went to Hina’s class.
“Kyaaak!”
“Brother Knives!”
“Hot hot hot!”
I enter, waving like an idol at the peak of popularity.
“Kyaaaaa!”
When I wink at Hina, the girls wake up.
Hina herself turned red as if she was angry and turned her head away.
Haha. Cute guy. Shame on you.
“Me, Knives student? I am in class now.”
A young female teacher speaks as if she is embarrassed.
“Ah, it’s okay if it’s me. Don’t worry about me.”
“Not that…”
“Ah. Would you like me to sign your autograph?”
“Oh. Then, please.”
The teacher gives her autograph to hold out her textbook.
Then the children came out with textbooks here and there.
“Aww! Please do me too!”
“Of course.”
“Me too!”
“Come on, keep the order. Yes, yes.”
An autograph session for Knives fans was held on the spot.
Some male students looked at me with resentment, but no one was able to openly express their dissatisfaction.
Haha. Dear ones Any request for a duel will be accepted.
I don’t know if anyone has the guts to do that!
“Hina, I’ll pay off today’s debt later at home.”
“I don’t know! Who has been here?!”
“Kyaa!”
After the shrieks of the girls, I returned to our class.
“Knives.”
When I came back, it happened that this time was my sister’s English class.
“Sorry. A little late.”
“Please stand behind me.”
“… Yes.”
It was no joke.
Even after class, I was called out by my older sister and scolded.
“Nives. Now that your job has been confirmed, I know you can’t concentrate in class, but that shouldn’t ruin the class atmosphere.”
“I’m sorry.”
“As punishment, I will sleep with my sister today.”
“Ohhh?!”
Was it really punished?
Don’t you think it’s just a reward?
I was spending such a popular and happy day.
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“Yeah~ Even being popular is really painful.”
“Looks like Knives is enjoying himself.”
“Sure. I am enjoying it.”
The student president’s office has now become my refuge.
Because this is the only safe space in the academy. No one dares to come in here.
“Thank you, Knives. Thanks to Knives’ active role in the debate, public opinion on rune holders has improved a lot. Your father is also grateful.”
“Hot hot hot. It’s a natural result for me. Please tell me whenever you need.”
“Thank you. I will definitely give you this answer. Please tell me anything.”
“Hey, what is it?”
“Yes. If I can.”
The chairman looks at me with a thrilling expression.
Heh Of course the chairman would think that I would order something dirty.
Of course, it is true that he intends to do dirty things. However, I have no intention of doing such obvious dirty things as the chairman thinks.
“Hmm. If so, I have something I would like to ask of you.”
“Hmm?”
I looked at Shinoshino as I spoke.
“… Why are you looking at me?”
After all, Shinoshino has a good touch.
When I looked at him, he frowned as if he had a bad feeling.
“Chairman. Will you listen?”
“Uh… Anything I can do?”
Seeing that I was aiming for Shinoshino, the chairman laughed embarrassedly.
“Of course, that is what the president can do. All you have to do is say ‘do it’ to Shinoshino.”
“… Knives. What are you planning to do?”
“Didn’t you say you did too? ‘Anything’.”
It was. Before appearing on this debate broadcast, Shinoshino had clearly said that he would do anything with the chairman.
“That… That’s what I said.”
“You did?”
“If it’s a criminal act, a legal problem, or something that goes against morals and ethics, I will refuse.”
“Hoo. Is the president like that too?”
“I am… I’m sure Knives wouldn’t let me do that. I’ll do anything Knives tells me to do.”
“Chairman!”
As if not accepting the president’s answer, Shinoshino jumped up.
“Oh my gosh, after all, your loyalty is only that much. The chairman said he would do anything like this, but would you only buy yourself?”
“Kuh…”
Shinoshino clenches her teeth when I am sarcastic.
“… What do you plan on doing?”
“If you do, I will tell you.”
“Legally——”
“Of course it’s not like that, so don’t worry. It can be done right here.”
At my confirmation, Shinoshino closed her eyes.
Are you prepared mentally?
It’s not that serious. Did you just have to say
“… Would. Anything.”
“Good.”
Hearing Shinoshino’s answer, I took out the things I had prepared from my bag.
Clyster. Love gel. A large syringe without a needle. Condom. Various other instruments.
“… What is all this?”
“Kuk-ku.”
Seeing the items I put on the table, Shinoshino frowned.
“Shinoshino. I will develop your anus from today!”
“Anal… Say?”
“Okay! That hole in your ass!”
It is no exaggeration to say that my appearance on this discussion program was for Shinoshino’s anal from the beginning. I couldn’t miss this golden opportunity to develop the anus of the disliked Shinoshino.
“You bastard! What the hell have you been doing before!”
“Huhahaha! Are you the one who said you would do it? Or are you going to say two things with one mouth? After all, he has two mouths, so he changes his words well! No, was it three? Haha!”
“Kuh… !”
Shinoshino gnashed her teeth at my teasing words.
Meanwhile, Chairman Mizuki, who couldn’t keep up with the story, raised his hand and asked a question.
“Um, Knives? Anal is… ?”
“Heh. It may be a bit irritating for the president to hear, though. There is such a thing as ‘anal sex’.”
“Anal, sex… ?”
I never thought the word “Anal sex” Would come out of the mouth of that flawless President Mizuki.
“Yes. You literally have anal sex.”
“That, then, that, to the ass… ?”
“Yes. You put it in your ass. It could be described as a deepening process of simple sex.”
I pretend to put it in the hole with both fingers.
The chairman covers his mouth with both hands and is surprised.
And Shinoshino burst into anger.
“Don’t infuse the chairman with strange knowledge!”
“Hey, Shinoshino. Is it weirder not knowing at our age?”
Really. Does it make sense that you don’t know about anal sex, no matter how much you grew up in a greenhouse? It’s something everyone my age does.
“… That, Shino, doesn’t want to do it?”
“That, that, of course I hate it!”
When the chairman asks, Shinoshino quickly responds.
Hearing that answer, the chairman nodded with a serious expression.
“All right. Then I will do it for you.”
“Oh oh.”
There was a certain anticipation on the face of the chairman who spoke as if he had made up his mind.
