Chapter 93 – Aquarius (10)
What is this? A potted plant brushed past my head and hit the wall, shattering it and making the sound of a bomb exploding. Eve’s face was bright red, and she was acting vigorously, while Sieri, who was next to her, was staring at me and Eve alternately with a blank expression. I broke out in a cold sweat from the fact that my head almost exploded just now.
“What’s up, Eve?”
“You, you, you fuck why did you send that dildo! Are you trying to fuck me? Huh?”
“Ah, that. Didn’t you get a letter? I sent you a gift, so I sent you a letter to check inside.”
“Letter?”
Eve frowned. It seemed like it hadn’t arrived. Yeongji Post Office Fuckers. Since it’s an urgent letter, I asked you to send it quickly, but you didn’t see the letter? Are you crazy bastards? I asked.
“So what happened to that gift?”
“That… I thought it was sent from somewhere suspicious, and he said… To look at it at the gate?”
“…Fuck.”
I shook my head and sat down in my seat. It was because the scene was roughly imaginable. Eve was screaming as Soya explained the performance of the dildo in front of the twerking dance machine. Eve was also banging her head on the desk. Sieri awkwardly approached me and patted my back.
“Okay, it’ll be fine. How did you fix it?”
It was not repaired. Because while I was coming in, the locals were looking at me with very uneasy eyes. Even so, it must have peaked at the crappy image. I kneaded my weak legs and lost my thoughts.
“So what did you do with that dildo?”
“My mom gave it to me. She liked it? But she said she couldn’t use it because it was too big.”
Because Sellu wasn’t on the big side. I looked out the window of my office. Selou was still swimming and playing in the pool. The dildo was rolling around the edge of her pool. She’s in the yard of the priest’s mansion. Is it okay for her to roll around like that? I fell into such trouble and shook my head. Elsie was also exercising at the playground, but Soya was nowhere to be seen.
Did you kill him for bringing a dildo? I asked about Soya’s whereabouts.
“What about Soya?”
“What is that?”
“The wizard who came here.”
“Oh, it’s in the drawing room on the first floor.”
“Are you alive?”
“Yeah. I was thinking of killing him. I saved him for now because he looks like a kid brought by the groom.”
“Well done.”
“What, what?”
When I hugged her tightly, Eve made a puzzled expression and hugged me awkwardly. I patted Eve on the back and looked at Sieri. Sieri was also wiggling her fingers and hoping for something, so she gave her a hug too.
Then I went down to the first floor again. When I opened the door to the drawing room on the first floor, Soya was drinking tea with a languid expression. She sprawled back in her chair, then jumped up in amazement when she saw me and shouted:
“Sa, priest! Welcome! You’re here quickly.”
“Yes. Sonia Yaivan. It’s been a while. I’m late because I’ve been working in the province for a long time. Anything?”
“Yes, yes! No big deal!”
Soya was answering me with the same agile attitude as the new recruit I saw at the guard post earlier. I decided to hold Soya again and discuss the future. The dildo problem was already a thing of the past.
“Sonia Yaiban. First of all, as you said, since you are not a wizard belonging to the Mage Tower, it is somewhat difficult to officially hire you as a territory wizard. You have been expelled from the mercenary guild, so we cannot use you as a mercenary.”
It was just like doing it for free. That’s because, strictly speaking, he was a land mage. Soya herself would be okay, but when rumors spread about this kind of problem, there was bound to be a dispute around her. Even just in case, it was better not to create elements that would cause noise.
“The best thing is, now that you’ve committed a crime in this territory, the best crime is that you’re working for free to pay for that…”
“Sin, sin? Am I going to be a slave?”
Soya was startedled and pulled him back. I shook my head. Priests cannot have slaves. However, it was possible to roll a prisoner sentenced to labor. I planned to give Soya a rough crime, sentence her to hard labor, and then use her as a land mage. Originally, when a wizard commits a crime, the Mage Tower intervenes and settles the case. However, Soya does not belong to the Magic Tower.
Therefore, when Soya committed a crime, the judgment could be done according to my dick, and even if he was sentenced to labor and ate the work, the Mage’s Tower had no justification to intervene. There is no law that says that when a wizard sins, he must not serve with magic. The moment the mage tower tries to invade the lord’s authority, the case becomes complicated.
“No. First of all, I’ll pay you a reward every month. I’ll give you a house. It’s just a patterned prisoner. If you like the dungeon, I’ll let you stay there.”
“No! I still like the ground.”
Soya shook her head urgently at my kind suggestion. If you look at it, Soya is timid and his reaction her is hot, so there was a taste of teasing him. I checked with Soya again.
“So you agree?”
“Yes! I-I think I’m fine…”
Soya nodded his head her, but also shrank his body her a little. I’m afraid because I don’t know what I’m going to do. But now, Soya had no other place to turn to than this mansion. Based on the original story, Soya’s family died, and he studied magic alone, became a self-made man, entered the Mage’s Tower, and lived in the Mage’s Tower after that, because he was a wandering wizard who was falsely accused.
With no family or mercenary guild to rely on, you probably don’t want to miss this opportunity. I went back to the office and called the kids. Ira, Elsie, Sellu, Eve, and Sieri gathered together. At first, when we got together like this, it was very awkward for each other, but lately, as if they were just getting closer, they would chat with each other or make fun of me by working together.
As soon as we met, I drew attention by clearing my throat to quiet the chatter. Again, the eyes of the women focused on me. After briefly explaining Soya, I explained the purpose of our meeting.
Even the purpose was simple. If Soya wants to stay and work at the mansion, being a prisoner would be the cleanest and save money, but in order to do so, he must put Soya on a suitable charge. Anyone have any ideas?
Sellu asked.
“Did that soya sorcerer agree?”
“Right. Roughly.”
“Does it matter what sin?”
“I can’t commit a crime that is too damaging or ridiculous.”
Sellu seemed to have an idea. In fact, rather than an idea, he seemed to have something he really wanted to do while the wizard came. I couldn’t ignore Selu’s bright eyes his.
“…What do you want to do?”
“Can I talk to him?
“You know it shouldn’t cause property damage, right?”
“Hehe…Don’t worry, there’s nothing like that.”
Sellu shook her head. But her smile was suspicious. Even when I first met Selu on the boat, she seemed to have such crazy eyes, but seeing her for the first time in a long time, her heart was terrified. Sellu said she would talk to Soya for a moment, and she went downstairs first.
I had to hold back my laughter as I fluttered down like a flounder escaping from a raw fish restaurant.
The day after the meeting. I was able to meet Selu again at the pool. She had a very satisfied smile. I asked as I dipped her feet in the pool.
“How is it?”
“Hehe… I decided to do everything.”
“What is it? Can you tell me?”
“No. I kept it a secret even from Eve.
“…Isn’t that strange?”
“Hehe… That’s right.”
I still haven’t gotten twerking out of my head. Even in my dream last night, I had a dream in which a man in blue tights approached me shaking his waist. It was clear that the scene I saw then would be infinitely regenerated even if I fell into hell.
But it was so strange that I couldn’t imagine what the hell would happen.
“Fuck.”
“Isn’t it already over at the point of fucking the mermaid? I have to accept it now, right?”
“No, it’s not like that.”
I was sure there would be no property damage, so I didn’t ask any more. How much will the image have to be ruined? It’s a priest who eats his wife with a moving living dildo + a mermaid, but now there is really no place to fall further in terms of grades.
Now, if I really want to break more, there will be no other way than for me to kidnap and rape Yeongjimin. Thinking that way made me feel at ease. Okay. My image cannot be further diminished if I do Selluga Amman. Where are you going to fool yourself? Did you read my expression? Sellu said.
“They say it will take about three days. I hope you look forward to it hehe…”
But the more Selu laughed, the more I couldn’t hide the anxiety that welled up. What? Is something beyond my imagination appearing?
Next day. Sellu charged me for hiring a live band. Since it was only for one day on the same day, it was not much, so I paid for it right away. But when the band was called, I became even more anxious. What? What the hell are you preparing for?
After a few days of trembling and anxiety, Eve called me saying that she seemed to be ready. But Eve’s expression her when she called me was not good. I felt uneasy again with that expression. What? Did you make a giant dildo rocket? Rather, it was fine. Even though it was like an idiot, it ended there.
I made up my mind and came out. Then I had no choice but to frown and look around. There were lots of dildos all around the pool. Eve was swimming in the middle of the pool, and dildos were scattered everywhere from the pool to the playground.
“What is this?”
“Hehe… I can tell when I see it… I really wanted to try this.”
A live band was preparing instruments in the distance. Beside him, Soya raised her hand, her face burning red. Elsie was also watching with an interesting expression, and the knights were also gathered next to me. Robin asked.
“My lord. What is this…”
“I don’t know either. Sellu said there was something he really wanted to do while the wizard came, but I don’t know.”
I really don’t know. What are you trying to do? Is it art? Is it installation art that warns of the depravity of disordered sexual desire in modern people through dildos scattered on the floor? Leaving my questions behind, Selu spoke to Soya.
“Music!”
With that, Soya glanced at the band and they started playing in a bizarre venue the band had never seen before.
– Dung, Dung, Dung, Dung, Dung
Dumchit, Dumchit, Dumchit, Dumchit
Babam – Babam – Babam – Babam
Exciting music like you would hear at a club came on, and Sellu dived into the water and jumped big as he spoke to Soya.
“Start!”
With those words, Soya’s whole body her trembled. She looked back and forth between me and Sellu, her face full of apprehension, then closed her eyes tightly and cried out.
“Eh, ah! Me, I don’t know!!”
At the same time as she shouted, Soya’s hands her emitted blue energy. The dildos scattered everywhere floated up and took on a blue shape as the blue energy permeated them.
“Sir, fuck!”
I screamed and shuddered as the nightmare from not long ago had resurrected. The bands that were playing were playing very calmly in the meantime. They were true pros.
– Dung, Dung, Dung, Dung, Dung
Dumchit, Dumchit, Dumchit, Dumchit
Babam – Babam – Babam – Babam
“What is this!”
Robin was staring at the blue naked men walking around, red-faced. I could see what Sellu was up to. Soya’s face was already heating up to the limit. She cried to Eve.
“Mo, I can’t do it! Really, do I really have to?”
“Do it faster!”
– Dung, Dung, Dung, Dung, Dung
Dumchit, Dumchit, Dumchit, Dumchit
Babam – Babam – Babam – Babam
Selu was swimming through the water, urging him. There were a lot of blue guys hanging around with dildos all over the place. This sight is so terrifying. Soya closed her eyes tightly and shook her hand once more.
At the same time, the naked paraengi who were wandering around in disorder stopped all at once. Then she grabbed the dildo dangling from the part of her own prick her and set it tight.
“Ouch fuck! My eyes!”
We started twerking as a group. Both Eve and Robin were looking at the scene with dazed expressions. Everywhere I looked, the air was full of blue figures fucking. Robin glered at these dildos with her red face her, then grabbed her by the back of the neck and fell. Eve shook her head and murmured.
“Am I the daughter of that bitch?”
The live bands are the pros of the pros. Even while watching this bizarre sight, he continued to play calmly.
– Dung, Dung, Dung, Dung, Dung
Dumchit, Dumchit, Dumchit, Dumchit
Babam – Babam – Babam – Babam
“I’m sorry! I’m sorry! That mermaid made me do it! Please save my life!”
“A dream come true!”
Soya was begging me on his knees on the floor. Sellu was swimming in the pool, laughing happily. Dozens of living dildos twerking in the air around the pool. It was a truly astral, fucking, dirty sight. What? What the hell am I watching? Did you come to hell because you did a lot of bad things?
This was downright hell. It was a demonic landscape that can only be seen in the depths of hell. If Evangeline had seen this, she would have become a mermaid hater and would have slaughtered her mermaids first. I wanted to erase from my memory what I was seeing.
In the middle of the intense twerking dance party, Sellu watched the situation with a satisfied expression. I shouted as I lunged at Selu, slamming dildos all around her.
– Dung, Dung, Dung, Dung, Dung
Dumchit, Dumchit, Dumchit, Dumchit
Babam – Babam – Babam – Babam
“Fuck! Sellu! What is this!”
“Hehe… It was my dream to gather humans like this and make them fool around.”
“No… What the fuck…!”
“It’s called Jujiyukrim!”
“Okay, stop!”
My shouts and Selu’s laughter filled the pool.
