Chapter 113 – Theorgon Flying Into the Sunset (4)
“Okay. It was helpful enough.”
The Orgon nodded and said so. I couldn’t tell if he was quick to understand or not bothered to learn. While biting my lip, I spoke to A.A as if it was fortunate.
“I’m glad. Warrior. I can go now.”
“…I know, right.”
A.A looked at me with a very subtle gaze and said that. After putting his clothes back together, A.A. Found his clothes that were piled up in the corner of his room. The belly button tee and shorts, which were also tight, seemed to be underwear.
After wearing all the clothes, the hero-style look that is often seen in JRPGs in the 90s was completed. He had excessively large pauldrons on his shoulders, and something like inline skate protectors were attached to his arms and legs.
“…What are you looking at?”
A.A was now wary of my gaze. I didn’t really have any lewd thoughts this time, so I was able to answer confidently.
“The armor is unique.”
“It is said to be a handmade product specially made in the Dwarf Kingdom.”
Hearing that, I checked the status window of the armor.
—Adele Armor
Armor made by Adele, the Dwarven master.
Defense +230
Durability 36/36
Defense was an option that was not displayed separately in the status window, but 230 was a very decent stat. Because the armor of ordinary knights had about 40 to 50 defense. It wasn’t a particularly coveted piece of armor. It was because the design was so bad that I thought I would avoid it when I saw it wearing it in the neighborhood.
“The design is a bit like that, but it’s a good armor, so I’m using it well.”
It was good to know that it was greasy.
Deorgon made sure we were dressed and stood up. Can I finally get a present and go? Can we finally go home now? I couldn’t hide my joy that I had finally survived the crossroads of life and death. Deorgon looked at me and A.A. And said.
“Thanks to all of you wonderfully reproducing sex, my skills have reached an even greater level. I’m going to demonstrate my skills from now on. I’d like to invite you guys there.”
“Yes?”
“Yes?”
Both A.A and I were taken aback by the slightly embarrassing proposal. This dragon was talking about inviting us to his couple’s bedroom. A.A asked me.
“Are dragons like this?”
“I don’t know.”
“They said it was a dragon lion or something.”
“That’s just bullshit. Forget it.”
Deorgon looked sarcastically as if our reaction was not very good. They didn’t look so displeased when we debated whether or not we could kill them, or when we shouted and punched in front of Theorgon.
“Are you going to decline my invitation now?”
“Ah, Lord Deorgon, by any chance… That gift… “
“Yes. I will give you a chance to see this Deorgon’s sexual relationship with the dragon.”
“What is a dragon?”
“It’s dragon sex. Don’t let me say it twice. It’s a very great and grand ceremony where dragons make their own children. Once in a thousand years, the god of dragons chooses a dragon to give birth to, and those dragons wake up from a long slumber to raise a child. Devoted to it.”
The bottom line was that they were a race of fucking assholes whose sex could only be granted by God. The method was also made up of a dog-byungsin system that could be won by turning it into a random spin once in a thousand years.
“You performed that sacred ritual the other day in the form of a lizard?”
“We don’t care about the race.”
There’s a reason the subhumans are a chewable insect species. I shared eyes with A.A. Again. Theorgon said.
“I have no choice. If you guys don’t see my dragon sex, I’ll feel humiliated.”
If you don’t want to be left behind, follow me could be said to be the thickest way to express it. Aye shook her head and said.
“There’s nothing we can do.”
Watching dragons having sex wasn’t such a big deal, so there was no reason not to follow along. Although it was embarrassing that the reward was lumped with something like this.
Deorgon, confirming that we had agreed, said with a very satisfied smile.
“Okay. Then, my wife. Let’s start with Artie’s Rare.”
Deorgon once again drew a circle in the air. The space distorted and a door appeared through the black space. Deorgon stretched out his hand to us, and his magic his radiated out and enveloped us. He still tossed us over the space in an inconsiderate way, and this was the second time I managed to land naturally. Next to him, A.A landed with a lap.
She said, looking at my landing position, her stable her.
“You’re amazing.”
“I’ve experienced it once.”
“Ah…”
“I was taken from the castle of the Northern Grand Duke. Like this.”
I pretended to throw stones. A.A laughed at those words. Theorgon, who had followed, cut between us with a commanding gait. He said.
“Let’s go. I’ll introduce myself to my wife first.”
I was looking forward to it from the bottom of my heart. Deorgon was grossly ugly in the middle, but overall he was a handsome man with thick lines. If so, on the other hand, wouldn’t Deorgon’s wife be a beautiful woman with breasts as big as bowling balls? There were plenty of possibilities.
Unlike Deorgon’s cave, Arty’s lair was very neat and gave off the feeling of a place where people live. If Deorgon’s cave was messy with furniture crammed into one corner of the cave, Arty’s Lair boasted a structure resembling a space where a huge person lived.
The road we are walking on right now is also made of polished tiles, and there are torches hanging from the walls. The corridor was wide enough for about 30 people to pass in line. All we could hear was our walking in the wide hallway. It was to the point where I had the illusion that I was walking through a huge ruined castle.
At the end of the hallway was a door. It was a huge and massive door that only a dragon could open. Theorgon stood at the door and spoke to us.
“Here. Wait.”
And he disappeared through the door. I didn’t close the door properly, so I could see Deorgon standing inside. On the other side, I could see someone’s legs, but they were very white and long, so it was obvious that they were beautiful. We all focused on the voices beyond the door.
“So, let’s show humans we’re having sex?”
“It’s not just sex, it’s dragon sex.”
“No, what were you thinking when you promised to show it to humans? Deorgon. I really like you, but every time you do something like this, it really drives me crazy. Why do you always act without saying a word to me? Are you ignoring me?”
“…Not.”
“And my Dragonians. Why is there no news about our lovely Dragonians I gave birth to? I took you to practice sex and to use you as an errand boy. Why didn’t you bring my Dragonians and bring humans?”
“They’re all dead.”
“All die? All the Dragonians are dead? No matter how far they are from the original Dragonians, do you kill all of them? A guy called Dragon!! A guy called Ancient Dragon in name!!! One Dragonian!!! One of that race. Kill all of them because you can’t keep them in check!!!”
The entire lair rumbled and trembled. Neither A.A nor I could keep calm in this situation. Deorgon was being scolded by his wife his, and we were going to go after Deorgon’s wife if we were wrong.
The atmosphere was thin ice itself. It’s like visiting a friend’s house and having a couple fight. Theorgon said.
“…The humans killed it, not me.”
“Of course the humans killed them! Don’t you understand what I’m saying? What do you think I want to say? I’m sure the humans didn’t kill the Dragonians who are living in peace. Huh? What did you do with the Dragonians! What the hell! Aaaaagh!”
We covered our ears to the sound of screams leaking through the crack in the door. Sound waves swept through our bodies like the wind, and I had to kneel down in a sharp pain that ran through my body from the area around my heart. A.A also stumbled and sat down on the floor.
Something fishy came up from the bottom of his chest, and when he spat it out, blood flowed out of his mouth. Then, the couple got caught up in a fight and went back and forth. I heeled A.A and I, and barely stood up.
“That… I was practicing sex.”
“If you say you fucked a dragonian, I’ll cut off your genitals.”
“I ordered the dragonian to find a human woman for me to pierce.”
“Yeah. So, did you fuck it well? You like women very much, so you want to die?”
“They’re all dead. Really.”
“So, among humans, you chose those who were good at sexual intercourse and learned from them?”
“Yes.”
“You decided to show them our sex?”
“It’s dragon sex.”
“Aaaaa!!!”
Once again, a scream swept across the entire lair. Once, whenever Artie screamed, a sharp pain like being hit in the stomach with a sledgehammer came. My body can’t stand it if I go on like this. I was seriously considering running away. Because if I was screamed at like this, I could have been killed by a real scream.
“His dragon sex! Dragon sex! What did I want? Huh? What did I tell you that I value tradition? What did I say that I only had sex during my fertile period! Me too! I just want to enjoy it normally like women from other races You said it! What did you do to me after I turned into a lizard the other day I’ve endured 3,000 years I’ve endured 3,000 years I’ve endured 3,000 years because I love you! That bastard’s tradition, so to speak, 3,000 years I put up with it! Now you’re going to show us humans having sex?”
“It’s not sex…”
“If you bring up the dragon sex story one more time, I’ll really kill you!!!”
“I get it.”
“What do you know how to do? Are you good at making rares? Are you good at fighting? At least are you good at having sex? Or do you do it often? Do you love me? What the hell do I really look like? “I didn’t know I received this. Really, I really want to die. Why are you doing this to me? How can you do this? I’m just a decoration to you?”
Artie’s voice crackled. You live and hear all the dragons cry.
“I made a promise with the humans.”
Never promised I wanted to run right in and scream that I wanted to go home. After Deorgon’s assertion, Artie’s sighs were heard.
“…Okay.”
“I believed you would understand.”
“…I don’t know. I don’t know.
“We are a couple. Couples look alike.”
Deorgon’s voice was still grave. A.A and I met our eyes and shook our heads. After all, there is no ordinary person in this world. The door opened again and Deorgon appeared.
“You’re allowed. Come in.”
Are you going to come in, you crazy bastard?
