Chapter 2 – Episode 9
When I opened my eyes, I was in a void where I couldn’t see anything.
No, I did see something. It was the same type of chat window that Seojun had commented on.
Unable to judge the situation at all, Seo-joon looked around, but nothing existed there.
In the end, Seojun opened the only visible chat window.
[Hello···? Where is this?]
He tried chatting just in case, but there was no reply for a while.
Slowly becoming anxious, Seo-joon kept chatting asking if anyone was there.
Ding-
Suddenly, a chat came up.
[I’m a voyeur, but I’m a god: What is this bastard?]
Seo-joon didn’t know what to answer, so his fingertips trembled. But another chat came up again.
[Naughty dream tree: Ah haha I brought this bastard haha I thought he would do well even if he was a eunuch]
[Simgiche virginist: ㅇ? Haha]
[A bowl of high school girl urine ramen rice: haha]
Seo-joon rubbed his eyes as he couldn’t understand the contents of the chat.
What is all this talking about…?
[Yaseol Dream Tree: Haha I’m actually a newbie]
Chatting started talking to Seojun. Seojun replied by playing with his fingers as if possessed.
[Oh, how are you…?]
A reply followed immediately.
[If you tear your stockings, you’ll jump: haha]
[I love you mom: haha]
[A dog that hugs Lori: But what is this bastard going to do?]
[Nyseol dream tree: I’m going to put it in my novel.
[I want to lick my toes: haha]
[Honoring the old man’s pussy: Can I hold onto my dick and wait?]
[I love you mom: Ah haha hyung a little haha]
[Old man’s pussy respect: You and me, chew haha]
[Mom I love you: Ah I am 왴 ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ]
Seo-joon became more and more confused by the continuous chatting. As if waiting, a chat with Seojun came up.
[Yaseol dream tree: Hey haha, did you hear it? From now on, everything you do will become the content of the novel. You are a hot bari supporting actor. And I’m a goja haha]
[Yes···?]
[Yaseol dream tree: I heard that your kid will do much better even if he is a eunuch haha]
[Oh, no, that’s just no, just kidding…]
The chat came up straight away.
[Irresponsible cumshots]
[Looking at Lori, the dog snuggles: This bastard is out of his mind haha]
[If you tear stockings, jump up: Do you dare to throw a poke at God, a bastard who is useless more than tattered stockings? Did your mother teach you that?]
[I love you mom: Ah, don’t curse at my stocking-type mom haha]
Seo-jun, whose ass caught fire, quickly wrote down the chat.
[Oh god, that’s not what I mean]
[Pingbo Hunter: Are you laughing?]
[Wait a minute, I got hair on my teeth: ㅇㅋ Good luck]
I immediately went crazy.
When he wakes up, he has become the neighborhood older brother of Ian, the protagonist of the novel.
And···.
It was a eunuch.
&
Shoot aaaaa-
I woke up to the sound of thin rain hitting the eaves.
It had been raining for a while outside.
The cabin was very cramped and shabby. A house built roughly from planks. It was built so sloppily that raindrops dripped down on his face.
The original owner of this body, Robben, was an orphan. Yes, he is now an orphan and a eunuch.
If I had to find the mother, it would be a prostitute somewhere. Prostitutes of this era often got pregnant because they did not use contraception properly, and when they gave birth, they abandoned them.
Robben grew up in a small church in a seedy town.
It was full of orphans in the same circumstances as Robben, and he learned about repentance, anguish, and good deeds from the bishop who raised him, but he learned the principles of violence, abuse, and force from the older orphans who settled there first. .
No matter how diligently the old bishop raised Robben, an orphan, it was only natural that he would become perverse without proper parents.
He has been involved in pickpocketing and gang fights since childhood, and it was the same when he grew up.
Now he has settled down in the village, helps out in the fields, and lives with glue on his mouth, but his twisted temper is not going anywhere. He drove around the neighborhood hoodlums and got injured by accident.
Speaking of this bastard, he was the leader of the bullies in the neighborhood, a bastard among bastards who did all sorts of evil things, such as swearing at the elderly and hitting children.
“Ugh…”
Suddenly, my head was pounding.
In the original work, Seo-jun’s soul was possessed by Robben’s body, which should have been dead, probably because he died of a fever around this time.
It’s like the energy of that fever still remains in my body, but to be honest, I’m a little annoyed now that my head hurts like this every time I return.
Fuck hair…
It was already episode 9.
Even when I first possessed it, I cried like a child and begged the gods to let me go back again and again. He begged his hands to become his feet. Please···. Please let me go back When I go back, I will never comment like that again. I will read novels kindly and spread rumors that novels are fun here and there…
However, in the end, until the ninth episode, I can’t get out of the novel. Acting like a clown of the gods…
Seojun exhaled his breath.
His face was very hot, and Seo-joon covered his forehead with the back of his hand. However, the back of his hand, which had been cold, quickly became hot, and his mind was completely confused.
He lifted his trembling hand and put it in his trousers and touched it.
A huge serpent was there. A gigantic serpent that stretched limply…
The serpent with two large bells intact was virtually useless. What do you mean by using a cock that can’t even stand? It was nothing more than a pee or a dripping faucet.
[Goja: Ahhh hyungs give me some coins haha]
[Holding her pigtails, Vroom Vroom: haha, this bastard is openly begging for coins haha]
[Symphysical virginist: This bastard impotent is trying to escape haha]
[Honor the old man’s pussy: Seo Jun-ah, if he satisfies you, he’ll give you a coin bundle haha]
[I love you mom: No hyung, please stop giving up haha]
[Extreme dildo exclusively for Zumma: Cheek Haha No-hyung’s coin will go bad someday haha]
The chat window was still there.
I didn’t give the coin I asked for and was busy giggling. Fucking bastards… There were times when I licked the asshole of an old woman who had a stomach, saying that she would take coins from these bastards, and had her old woman brush her teeth before her 80th birthday party.
The reason he did that was because he needed coins to solve the [Impaired Person] Attribute in Seo-joon’s status window.
I had to solve this fucking eunuch characteristic to attack the heroine, and I was able to rip out more coins by attacking the sex fantasy of these perverts.
Other than that, there were a lot of things that could be done with coins, starting with removing Seojun’s [Impaired] Trait, and it was also possible to purchase non-combatants such as [Three Jaegeombeop] Or [Reverse Near-Gyeong]. The same applies to things like [Estrus Aphrodisiac] Or [Invisibility Potion], Etc…
Of course, those things boasted a considerable value.
In order to remove Seojun’s eunuch trait, he had to purchase the [Energy King] Trait, which cost a whopping 10,000 coins…
It was something that could only be purchased after receiving 10,000 times from the assholes who threw 1 coin at a time, and 100 times from the wide and tolerant Gatgat water pitchers who threw 100 coins at a time.
However, even if I managed to collect 10,000 coins while dropping shit like that, and even if I removed the eunuch characteristic, everything was blown away when I returned like this. All the things you’ve built up so far turn to dust in an instant.
The eunuch trait is back, and the trinkets, weapons, and armor with all sorts of rare traits and side effects are gone. Fame, as well as the well-established position, are blown away like a grain of dust.
It really was a fucking thing.
Thinking of doing that shit again to collect coins, I really just wanted to bite my tongue and commit suicide right away. It really seemed like going back.
While gloomy for a long time, a veil suddenly fell from the sky and a virtual box of gold coins appeared.
Dung Dung Dung-
[Rule of female corruption is nipple piercing: ??]
[Ahae Gao Double Peace: No…?]
[Oh wait, I got hair on my teeth: haha]
The box of gold coins rang with a goo-goo-goo, and then it opened wide and the gold coins poured down on Seo-joon’s face. The fanfare sounded like Baba Bam.
Seo-joon barely came to his senses while pretending to swim in gold coins. A notification floated on his retina.
[♡Seojunijajijoa♡] Sponsored 5000 coins-!!!
What···?
Chew… 5 thousand coins…?
Seojun doubted his eyes.
