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Chapter 1 – Episode 9

Hell-.

This place was more terrible than what other religious people said about those who sinned.

A place where the sharp smell of sulfur vibrates, and sweat drips in and evaporates.

Colleagues who had fallen everywhere were dying, coughing up blood. Some were decapitated, some had their entrails poured out on the floor, and some were left with only the lower half of their body.

Seojun was the only one standing on two legs.

But… Seo-joon was in a situation where he would follow them right away.

A sword emitting a brilliant light was inserted into his belly skin from behind, protruding through the belly skin.

“Hey hey hey hey bastard…!”

I···. I told you to be a good jailer…!

It was the 8th episode…

This is the 8th death.

The whole front of my eyes is hazy.

Hehe…

His breath rose to the tip of his chin.

Wow-! Blood mixed with the saliva he spat out came out. It must be a piece of internal organs somewhere. It was proof that the inside had been shaken by the stab from the back.

“Brother···. Mi-I’m sorry.”

Ceeeee-.

That dog, baby, baby, baby…

If you know you’re sorry, wouldn’t that be okay…?

The blonde-haired protagonist.

Ian, a hero, a dimension mover, and the main character of this shitty game [The Hero Goes to the Academy], Ian…

That dog betrayed Seo Joon because he was blinded by the gear. What that guy was wearing next to him was Abraxas’s cockhouse—Dream Queen Eve.

That wicked drunken bastard. It was like giving away my dick for fear of dying. That bastard who drank must have been scared too. Seeing that he gave away his favorite cockhouse…

Dog-baby…

Seo-jun grabbed his sword and caught his breath. He didn’t even have the strength to stand without the support of his sword.

But even when I went, I wanted to cut off that bastard’s head.

As if reading Seo-jun’s thoughts, the demon Abraxas stood in front of Ian.

I could feel the boiling heat of hell from my exhaled breath, and the ground on the floor melted in the ravenous dripping saliva.

Seojun lifted his trembling eyelids and barely looked up.

Enormous size. That bastard in the form of a bird with huge muscles attached to it is the devil.

Sharp, knife-like scales stood out thickly, and the 99 pupils that were closely attached to the face were shiny.

If it wasn’t for the holy sword of a warrior filled with holy power, I couldn’t make a single scratch on his body.

That was the setting in the novel that the game is based on.

Also, the Holy Sword of the Hero. Ian and that bastard, who had been chosen by the goddess, could not hold it in their hands.

The palm of the unauthorized person’s hand will melt.

“Hyung, stop giving up…”
“Kaaaaah!”

Seo-joon collected phlegm and spat it on the floor. Far from phlegm, only clots of blood fell.

Fuck…!

It was no exaggeration to say that Ian was able to come to the front of Abraxas, who drank that baby.

If it’s an elixir, it’s an elixir. If you are a woman, you are a woman. I wondered if something like this would ever happen, so I dedicated it all to this episode.

Nevertheless, he gave Gearco Montma to the Hola Party. Even with such a warning…!

Her lips are as red as if she’d eaten a rat. Eve, who drank some shit, raised the corners of her mouth and laughed.

Hehe, you look so good…! Do you dare to challenge the demon god…?”

Dog-year…! Even that bitch was clumsy – a bitch with a cock.

All the years called Nightmare were like that. The cock also ran, the pussy also ran.

Maybe that bastard Ian’s buttocks are loose too. I’m sure… He didn’t give him his sleep, but he would give him his ass too. He’s like a dog chewing mop…

Eve, the succubus, was still holding Ian’s cock-sized cock and shaking it back and forth, hoping that Ian’s heart would turn around.

Mi, sorry… Seo, Seoju, Jun, tongue, tongue, eong…

He was gasping for hot breath with an ecstatic expression on his hand.

Even so, looking at Seo-joon and making an apologetic expression was very unpleasant, but, well, what can I do…

The holy sword that Ian had inserted behind his back was still sticking out from Seo-jun’s skin.

The Holy Sword is not a holy sword, but a type of demonic sword, so the healing effect as well as the skills that Seo-joon gained through sweat and blood were all sealed.

[The 〈 Rapid Regeneration 〉 skill is sealed due to the effect of the Holy Sword Steins – Foot 〈 Stigma 〉.]

[The 〈 Heterogeneous Transformation 〉 skill is sealed due to the effect of the holy sword Steins-Bal.]

[Holy Sword …

Because of that, Seo-jun’s body was disintegrating in real time.

The sword of divine slaughter in his hand, Fenrir’s teeth trembled. It was the intuition of the master’s death.

The drunken Abraxas took a step closer.

Thud-

The huge body cast a black shadow on Seo-jun.

The guy stuck his head in, and exhaled a breath in Seo-jun’s face.

In the heat of hell- Blisters bubbled up on Seo-joon’s white and beautiful face.

“Die-. You lowly mortal-.”

The eight lives passed by like a kaleidoscope.

The faces of the women who have heard of rice cakes come to mind vaguely, then disappear like smoke.

I see the corpses of my comrades lying on the floor and spitting blood.

Among them, there were women who had their belly button with Seo-joon, and there were also heroines of the main character. Lee Wan and those who couldn’t live without each other were betrayed and died in the end.

Seo-joon raised the corner of his mouth. There’s really nothing wrong with the world… I thought so.

The demon Abraxas raised a huge axe. It was a magic ax with the grandiose name of Armageddon.

The ax that became harder and harder as it ate the corpse was also ravenous for Seo-jun’s blood.

The ax came down.

Seo-joon knew that if he was hit by that, his body would be splintered and he would die without leaving a speck of dust behind.

The moment the ax was about to slash Seo-jun’s forehead, Seo-jun swung his blade like lightning, squeezing out even the strength he had sucked his mother’s breast.

Fenrir’s teeth opened his mouth like a prey.

The world was split horizontally.

Abraxas’ body was bruised and bruised. He groaned and let out an uncomfortable breath.

Still, I was able to make a wound with my own power… It seems that all the hard work I’ve been working on for so long hasn’t been in vain.

But in the end.

Kwong…

The ax hit the head.

&

[The character has died.]

[The character is initialized.]

[Multi-time bonus added. The character’s talent is enhanced based on the progress of the previous round.]

I’m serious…

Hahagone
[That’s why I said don’t raise a hero’s asshole haha]
[Kkkk]
[Just kill yourself gracefully haha]

All sorts of ridicule poured out of the chat window right away.

Back for the first time

This is already the ninth time…

They say cats have nine lives- I wondered if it would end if I died this time.

I even think that would be better.

Everything that passed by became meaningless.

Colleague. Friend. Love···.

Even death has gotten used to it. Life and death were now ambiguous.

The first time I died, I screamed and screamed, but now I don’t feel much.

Even though I was just so careful, the fact that I was betrayed at the end made me rage.

Perhaps because of the dried up emotions, the anger quickly subsided.

In the 9th episode, I will not trust the main character. No, no one believes me anymore. He’ll take everything you gave him. Elixir, woman, everything…

Even if I die again, I won’t have any regrets.

I just heard that.

How did you become possessed by a novel like this jo-yeom…

Seojun was originally a job seeker who read nonsense in a small room.

He couldn’t get a job, and he only grew older as he moved from part-time job to job.

The only hobby for him was talking about nonsense.

In his school days, he was Seo-joon, who was attracted to all kinds of women with his good looks, but as he got older, men with no skills were not treated as men.

The more he did, the more he fell into obscenities.

His main target was, in particular, hypnotic or estrous novels, but he would quickly run out of reading material after reading only those.

There was one novel that caught Seo-jun’s eyes, and even though it was over 300 chapters, it was a low-key novel that was read less than 10 times.

The title is [Hero, Go to the Academy].

With the feeling that he had picked up a great book that no one reads from the depths of the library, Seo-joon sat down and read 300 pages.

Even though it was a whopping 300 pieces of nonsense, there was no reaction to the red pepper, and it was frustrating as if I had eaten 1,500 sweet potatoes.

The main character is a warrior, but he is so kind and indecisive that he can’t even do this or that among the heroines and behaves awkwardly, and the novel ends.

Without a single bite.

Is this nonsense…?

Returning to the first episode, Seo-joon immediately posted a comment, which was the only first and last comment in the novel.

The content of the comment was as follows.

[Ahahaha] Even if I were a eunuch, I would do better than this bastard haha]

A reply came right away.

[Laughs? Then try it]

The Eunuch Ate It All

The Eunuch Ate It All

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Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
I read a nonsense. The title was [Hero, Go to the Academy],

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