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The Dead Striker Is Crazy. 131

Chapter 131 – Vs FC Barcelona – 1

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After showing the Korean national team tradition to Leo Lopez, who is not cheap, I left the stadium without a word after the referee’s red card decision.

The Republic of Korea, which I left as a spiritual supporter, collapsed quickly, and suffered a humiliating defeat to Argentina by scoring 4 goals.

Yoo Young-beom managed to score 4 goals even with a crazy save show, so if he had been the second goalkeeper of Korea instead of Yoo Young-beom, it was a one-sided game that would have resulted in a double-digit loss.

Still, at the end of the game, Kim Dong-jun and Ko Seok-jun’s joint play scored a comeback goal, regaining Korea’s pride a little.

Anyway, the game ended and the M.O.M was given to Leo Lopez, who scored two goals after inducing Na Joo-Jesus to leave.

[Interview with Leo Lopez who had a provocative celebration in front of the Lord Jesus. ‘It was something I did because I wanted to be acknowledged by people I respect. I hope Jejus will forgive me.’]

[FIFA, Leo Lopez, who had a provocative celebration, was suspended from A-match for 1 match, and Jesus Joo, who struck Leo Lopez in the back of the head, was suspended from 2 matches for A-match.]

After the match, the Gatizens in Korea, whom I had bitten as bubbles, had a time of self-criticism, saying that they felt the vacancy of Jejus, whom they did not know was precious because they were by their side.

[Title: No fuck… Where are all the Jesus-type bubbles going?]

Where are the idiots who said that other players would be more helpful while blabbering with Jesus-type activity?

(Analysis of Argentina’s movements before and after the departure of Jesus Christ.Jpg)

You guys are still Jesus-type bubbles!?

└ DD Existence itself is an inhibitor
└ Suppressed striker ㅡㅡ;;
└ But really, as soon as Jesus came out, Argentinians went wild as if some kind of seal had been lifted.
└ Yeah ㅋ No, Lord Jesus, the stupid guy got kicked out and got kicked out.
└ 10 people jumped in and hit it, but they’re ignorant bastards.
└ That’s funny lol Argentine defenders can’t participate in the attack because of Jesus, but then the existence itself is a deterrent striker.


The disciplinary striker, the seat concession striker, the senior striker, the little boy, the god of Madrid, the assassin striker, and now the suppression striker.

I shrugged my shoulders at the banquet of nicknames that made my heart soar just by hearing them.
Well, there were several other minor nicknames,
A nickname like the Champions League man isn’t cool, is it?
So you have to take it off

I returned to the hotel and thought about dinner, then I posted a post on the community and lay down.

[Title: Did you know now? I giggle at the vacant seat of this seat]

So, what spicy food recommendations do you have for Leo Lopez?

└  Assassination striker DD form is insane.
└ DD Unfinished revenge ;;
└ Don’t! Try eating the spicy pork cutlet, don’t kill it!
└ Just feed fire chicken in moderation, right?
└ If you upload that on You Tube, Yuna-nim, it will be a piece of cake haha
└ Expected title, I really educated my cheeky junior haha

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[Title: Caught in front of her husband who shouted heavy rain) Cheeky Husband’s junior at work was truly educated.]

Hello U guys, I’m Yuna!

Today, my husband invited a special guest!

I would like to express my gratitude to my husband who provided ideas with a special guest like a ray of light to me, who was always thinking about content! (。・Ω・。)ノ♥

Anyway so! Today’s content is going to treat that guest with a special dish! ̋(๑˃́ꇴ˂̀๑)(๑˃́ꇴ˂̀๑)

The guest appears at the end of the video, but please watch until the end! Cooking was so hard! ᕙ(︡ㅇ益ㅇ)ง

First of all, chop the vegetables finely and stir-fry them with rice… (Omitted) …

Yes, at this point, the fried rice is complete!
I’ve heard from her husband that he likes spicy food, so now you can add Buldak sauce here.

(Gurgling)

And rub the rice for 10 minutes so that the seasoning is well absorbed.

Voila-! Song Yuna’s special hot chicken fried rice is ready!

Wow-!

Now then, shall we invite a guest?

That guest is exactly ~~~~

(Player Leo Lopez greets with an awkward expression.)

This is Leo Lopez, who plays for Real Madrid.

Aaaaa-!

[Leo Lopez ate a spoonful of rice with a nervous expression and then disappeared saying he had a busy schedule.]

[As the next guest, an amazing person with poodle hair will appear, so please look forward to it!]

└ Wow… Real Madrid’s recruitment of Leo Lopez is crazy. It’s crazy!
└ This ssangnyeon, do you see that he put 6 advertisements in the guest area?
└ Haha6 ads are fucking funny haha
└ Ah haha ​​Subscribe to Youtube Premium haha
└ Is it true that Leo Lopez took a bite and ran away? Lol
└ Don’t! This is the spicy taste of Koreans! Don’t mess with me again!
└ Isn’t that a matter of taste? If you look at the amount of spicy chicken sauce, it must have no fucking taste before the spicy one? Haha
└ Why is Luis Garcia being dragged to You Tube again haha
└ Neighborhood book Luis Garcia haha
└ Is your poodle Luis Garcia?
└ ㅇㅇ ㅋ ㅋ People call me that because my hair looks like a poodle.
└ At this rate, the Kimchi Pirates will be dispatched;;

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After Leo Lopez and Luis Garcia appeared on Yuna Song’s You Tube, a craze for appearing on You Tube has recently begun to blow in Valdebebas.

Luis Garcia Appears on Youtube to Taste Food

“Wooooo!”

The next day, word of mouth began to spread to the players in Valdebebas.

“Is it because it’s traditional Korean food, or is it unfamiliar or delicious? It was a perfect restaurant. What? Vomiting video? Ah. Of course it’s a master piece”

Players fell prey to Luis Garcia’s flashy lips.

“Uweeeee, )

After struggling in the bathroom all day, they went out to the training ground the next day and poured out lies saying that it was delicious.

“Oh… Is it absolutely delicious?”

Of course, some of them had really good food.
While Yuna Song’s Nutube is again in its golden age with famous guests flocking to it.

Real Madrid won the match played after returning to the A match.

[Oh my gosh! Jejus attempts a mid-range shot with Rabona!!]
[The ball stays out of the goalkeeper’s hands!! What a goal!!! It’s a huge goal!]

Jesus Joo scored a hat-trick in that match.

[Jesus Fucking Crist!! Incredible determination!! It would not be strange even if Jeju won the Puskas Award, scoring beautiful goals in a row!]

[It’s like watching Roberto Carlos’ UFO shooting.]

In a post-match interview, he revealed his confidence in his World Cup.

[Jesus Joo revealed his aspirations when asked by a reporter what his goal was for the World Cup. ‘I always run with the goal of winning all competitions. If there is a player who does not aim to win, then such a defeatist player should not be called up to the national team.’]

Time passes quickly.

Joo Jesus and Real Madrid consistently collected three points in the league and Champions League, and before they knew it, only the last game of the first half against Barcelona remained.

As the match between Real Madrid and FC Barcelona in the 18th round of the league approached, La Liga put up photos of Jesus Joo and Young-beom Yoo roaring, and marketing in Asia was heated.

[Real Madrid’s main Jesus, FC Barcelona’s Yoo Young-beom, confrontation between Korean aces recognized by La Liga!]

[The Korean derby in El Clasico between Real Madrid and FC Barcelona that cannot be missed today at 11:00 PM. Sign up now if you want to watch it.]

The Korean derby in El Clasico, held for the first time in La Liga, attracted a lot of attention from Koreans.

[Title: What is it? Fuck why can’t I enter the relay site?]
[Title: No fuck! Why don’t you increase the number of servers when you’re enjoying the new influx?]

The server of the platform in charge of relaying in Korea exploded.

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The crowd at Camp Nou is always the same and it’s nice to see.
They expressed their pleasure to see me after a long time since last season.

“Booooo-! Die, Jesus, you damn bastard!!”
“Yu will block all your shots!! You stupid child!”

Let’s blow a hand kiss to the loving welcome of the Barcelona fans.

“!@*@($*(“

Incomprehensible words came out of their mouths.

We, Real Madrid, entered the pitch to a wild welcome from the Barcelona fans.

“Louis Garcia! You are the disgrace of Catalonia, you disgusting traitor!”

“Sergio Pepe, you stinky pig!”

“Shut up! Jejus, it doesn’t smell, so don’t gossip pretending to be a spectator”

Ah. I heard this

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

고인물 스트라이커는 미쳤다.
Score 7.0
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
[WHY ALWAYS ME?] Bad boy on the ground.

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