154 – Stealing the Chair (Complete)★
Heoden, you won’t be able to kick out the right person for the subject. At this rate, Ain and I are a strong pair. We were the ones with power in that the highest level academy was an alternative.
“Are you here?”
It was a place where the flower garden was used for tea time. As the name suggests, it was a gardening room that grew various kinds of flowers.
“Are you going in?”
When I asked that question, the princess told me that pseudo-nobility like you would be entering. When the servant with the list was asked to hand it over, Rita grabbed Ain. Eventually, the two of them chatted for a while.
“Good water.”
“Why?”
“Come out, both of you, let me give you a slap.”
Are you not notifying me without giving me a reason?
“You are more stupid than this poisonous four-year-old. Where is the zookeeper vomiting on the matter decided by the captain and deputy chief?”
I want to be hit until I vomit, and he clenched his fist, so I quit. After this b*tch was defeated by the ax earlier, the poison rose. If I was going to do anything wrong, I wanted it to be properly given to the wrong things in there. He said he would protect the front, so he strode in like a bandit boss.
“Hey, beggars, do you eat with other people’s money and run your car over?”
It was loud enough that even us could hear it. Rita gave me a warning because she was giggling.
“We are sinners. You’ll be slapped on the cheek in a little while, so why are you smiling?”
“Because my insides are all cool.”
It seems that there is no uproar like this. The table was overturned from the inside, and the level of insult was serious when they shouted loudly in the order of the list. They crush everyone, asking where the children of great nobles came from getting eaten by dogs and pigs.
“Here comes.”
As I tried to manage my expression, a line of familiar women followed Ain. A ferocious woman glared openly at me. The princess lined them up and stood in front of us, placing her hand on her waist.
“Close your mouth.”
It was very quiet, so both Rita and I closed her lower jaw tightly.
“Hey, b*tches like dogs!”
Jaak——My cheeks were on fire. He said he was doing it selflessly, but he was very determined and put his strength into it. I saw her go around from the waist down, but she slapped Rita as if it wasn’t her. It was such a powerful blow that it knocked me to the floor.
“Oh, my hair is going to fall out. Who ate at will with other people’s money and even bluffed in front of others?”
“Sorry…… I have committed a mortal sin.”
Rita pretended to be weak first. Tears are dripping down her face, she is the protagonist of some kind of tragedy.
“You bastard, don’t you even know you’re sorry?”
I fell on my stomach as if I was about to die in pain as I straightened her knees. She pretends to be cool all the time, but her back end is no joke.
“Hey, there are five people from the marquis to the count. Blow where you guys got it from.”
The woman who looked like the eldest said the name of her restaurant with an arrogant expression. When the princess beat us, she seemed to mistakenly be on her side. I don’t know what conversation Rita and Ain had, but since they’re smarter than me, they must have prepared a great play.
“Follow me all.”
“Hey.”
“f*ck, I’m going to die of heat, but who else is opening their mouth?”
The young lady who spoke up immediately fell silent. Her name seems to have been an error, but the third daughter of a marquis family has her own way. When people like Rita and I meet outside, we are in a position where we have to give up two moves, let alone one. However, that is true of her too, and she immediately cringes in front of her royalty.
“Are you here?”
“Yes, Princess…… That’s right.”
─Ugh, puke.
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Rita continues to pretend to be the victim, she is very pitiful and puts on a pitiful face. The women of the flower garden know her personality and can’t hide their contempt. At this moment, the girls and I are allies. We are baby birds sitting in a nest. Of course, I’m a cuckoo, so I’m going to drop it all.
“Come in!”
At last we were seated together at a table for eight. Beyond the awkwardness, it was a suffocating discomfort.
Ain called the chef. She said that she would order as much as the cost of the dish she ordered earlier, so she wouldn’t accept more guests. As he withdrew, the princess set down her bill and declared to her ladies.
“Hey, do you guys order?”
After a long silence, one of them stepped up and ordered a grill.
“The food is served. Everyone just take one bite.”
Ain let each of the five young ladies taste the beef that had been browned. More than 2/3 of the total remained intact. Looking at her quietly, Rita is now sobbing and she is intoxicated with her performance.
“Just like these b*tches, you guys eat all of this.”
Then they clapped their hands.
“Okay, let’s keep ordering. Since our circle treated you, isn’t it fair to treat your club as well?”
If you have any complaints, tell her now, clenching her fists. It must have been fear to the antelopes who had never experienced violence before.
“Princess!”
Someone servilely questioned me. However, Ain did not raise an eyebrow.
“I’ll let you guys take a bite too. It’s the same on our side, so there’s no problem, right?”
Everyone looks bewildered and asks me to get up, and they immediately wink at me. It means to close the door. When I get up and stand in front of the door, everyone grabs a fork to sit down and says they haven’t started eating yet.
“They also sell sorbet here. Shall we see what it tastes like?”
“We didn’t eat that!”
“I want to eat, what should I do?”
“Ha…… Where is the law to do this? I will formally write a letter to the royal family later.”
“Ah, I am good at writing letters.”
Everyone is silent. Of course, the power of the feudal aristocracy is high, but what should I do with the royal family who is in charge of arbitration and taxation? Even if the power of the Beronhard family has fallen, the power of Ein Kamphunt Beronhard, the sole heir, overwhelms them all.
“Would you like to get tired of each other?”
Everyone succumbs to the princess’s sweet threats. After that, cooking continued. Rita is a glutton, and I tend to eat well, regardless of food. If there is still food left over, Ain will taste a little.
“Wow, did you eat all of this because it was delicious?”
You trampled everyone’s pride. Rita kept pretending to cry, but that b*tch must be drinking water on a regular basis. Because without that, even if you cry that much, you can’t keep your tear ducts wet.
“No, this is more than we ate!”
“Princess…… Do you know if it’s too much and it makes each other uncomfortable?”
Now I’m openly threatening you, so Ain calls me and asks me to perform because he’s bored. I don’t know what this b*tch is thinking, so I’m going to have a good time, and I’m going to have a good plate.
“Break this.”
“I don’t have a weapon…… These clothes?”
─Did you just say f*ck?
Rita alone was delighted with the hostility that was revealed as soon as she imitated her. I grabbed the sides of her plate and broke it as she told me to break it with my hands. Ain was sarcastic when everyone was looking at us like idiots.
“The dining table here is also a little uncomfortable. I think it would be prettier with three legs, how about it?”
“Honorable name!”
“Damn it, what’s your name?”
I immediately kicked the table leg and broke it.
“Oh, why are you doing this!”
“Isn’t it to make you guys feel comfortable?”
I was really blown away. When one shaft swayed as if it were going to collapse, she was worried, saying that the chef should not come out and make a fuss. She sent him back, saying that Ain would pay for it here, so she could take the order or she would finish it.
“Of course, this is a meal the eight of us shared, so we have to contribute, right?”
“Forgive me…… I am the daughter of a country baron.”
“I am the son of a knight…. These clothes.”
“Lee f*ck, the poor, why are you getting f*ck? Then you’ll be a nuisance to the noble people here!”
I bowed my head to apologize. In the midst of everyone’s embarrassment, Ain looked at me and hinted.
“You look like you want to destroy the tea ceremony that was in the flower garden earlier, right?”
“Honorable name!”
“Bastard, what if I destroy all of them?”
“Princess…… I am thirsty from crying so much.”
“Ha, these don’t have any money, but they are full of gluttony, so they really look like wild boars. Can’t you be as elegant as these guys? I was going to get only as much as I was treated, but I can’t help it because there are beggars sitting in my stomach. Is not it?”
As I looked at everyone in the garden and talked, a choking sound came out of their throats.
“To be honest, aren’t you guys like dicks too?”
Ain finally started provoking them properly.
“Did you think there would be someone who would insult you for being a whore and pass it over gracefully?”
Everyone is silent, but only the corner of their eyes is apologetic.
“I did something wrong, so I am being told that.”
“Wow, do you guys look so clean?”
When I asked if I could send the tax collector, it became quiet again.
“To be honest, what did you guys do wrong to bully someone? You can just step on it, so didn’t you step on it with confidence?”
“That goes for the princess too!”
“No, at least I don’t pretend to be nice like you guys. If you want to hit it, slap it up. If you want to break it, smash anything. I’m honest with my feelings every moment and I don’t show hypocrisy. Yeah, you know I’m the best b*tch in Heoden.”
“Honorable name!”
“Bastard, why are you interfering without notice?”
“It’s a princess…… My throat is so dry.”
“Oh f*ck, I just imitated someone. It was creepy. Have you turned, you pigs and dogs?”
Everyone in the garden shook their heads as they saw us talking badly on a daily basis. It was like the movement of a well-trained soldier, and in a sense respectable. How could each other’s umbilical cords be connected so that they act the same way?
“When you see a bug, you know you want to step on it, but in my eyes, you guys are no different than bugs, right?”
It was arrogant, but it was perfectly true.
“If you believe in the background of a marquise or count family, you have to accept that you are just such a worm even in my eyes as a royal family. I’ll put up with the word whore. She must have been a well-maintained girl anyway. Similarly, the baron’s daughter is also a virgin, so if you want to apologize, do it. Then I’ll loosen up, or I’ll go get a cup of tea with these assholes from time to time. Since it’s a social gathering, are we also included in the social circle?”
Looking at me as if I’m not the lineage of dukes, barons, and knight scum you guys have no connections with.
“Still, it’s quite a famous article…… These clothes.”
“You mean it was the most useful garbage among garbage?”
─I want to destroy the younger club.
“Do you pick one?”
“Honorable name!”
“Shall we have a fistfight here?”
“That’s right.”
We exchanged signals that only each other could recognize. When the high-end dishes came out again, the members of the garden were all earthy. Only Rita pretended not to notice and ate the food, making a series of gurgling, chubbing——an annoying noise.
“f*ck, let’s stick here!”
Finally, Ain got up from his seat and clenched her fists. As I took a defensive stance, the young ladies screamed and ran away. The princess laughed at her giggles, like a true madwoman, and told her chef where to bill her bill.
“Did you see him running away?”
But Rita’s tears wouldn’t stop, so both the princess and I scolded her to stop overindulging.
