“dragon… The hero who caught… me… I want to be like you too… was.”
Seeing that he still had room to spare, I twisted the sword embedded in the neck of the man in the middle between human and human.
Hot blood, like lava from the wound, ran down my hand and wet my arm.
“Why are you doing such a useless thing?”
“me… I’m also a hero… I wanted to be.”
His yellow eyes, like pumpkins, gradually lost vitality. However, I didn’t like the fact that his blood was red and not black.
“If you want to become a hero, you’ll swing even more swords, pierce your body with fragments of the Old Gods?”
“Unlike you, I… re… there was no skill Work… In the opposite way, fire… It was possible.”
The guy clenched his teeth like he was about to die, but he didn’t stop talking until the end. Every time he spoke, the blood gushed from the wound kept heating up my body.
‘Unlike me… No talent.’
I laughed bitterly at the bittersweet voice and listened to him.
“For me too… If only I had a talent like you… It’s not about becoming something like this… . zero… Woong… .”
“What should I do? The world is f*cking f*cked up.”
The boy’s closed eyes widened for an instant because of my disgust, and then slowly closed again. It was an unknown guy, but I pulled out my sword, wishing for a little rest.
Blood spurted from the wound wet my face and body, making my head spin for a moment, but it came back quickly.
I grabbed the head of the guy who fell, then put my hand in the place where the sword had been stabbed and shook it. Ironically, the feel was similar to putting a finger in a woman’s v*gina. Warm yet chewy.
After looking around for a while, something caught my finger and I grabbed him and pulled him out.
Something in the shape of a triangle that came out into the world was full of blood, but it was pumping out energy like a beating heart.
However, it was not a pleasant feeling.
Holding him in one hand and inserting the sword little by little, cracks formed in the object, and a gray light spurted out and sucked into the sword.
– It’s cheep. shit up. 🥳🥳 uh… It’s too sweet.
You told me not to eat while I was wheezing. Why is a mouthless bastard devouring?
– Even swords have feelings. Even if you eat the same thing, doesn’t it feel more delicious if you eat it like this?
He frowned at the shameless guy’s words and shook his sword slightly. There was no need to wipe it off, as it absorbs all the blood that was already on it.
‘Wah ha ha ha!! Points are great!! How much is this?! After all, there is only one purchase!! Our pretty little sister doesn’t want anything to eat~? tell me everything! all! I’ll buy them all!!’
“Comrade Aiden!! You have worked hard!!”
When I put the sword in, Lee Ji-soo ran up to me and wiped the blood off my face and body with a towel.
Then I hurriedly stopped trying to shove my face into my groin.
“… Yes? Why are you blocking it?”
“The villagers are watching. Let’s finish it first.”
“ah! I see! Then I’ll suck it up later!”
I pointed to the villagers who were watching us from far away, and Lee Ji-soo nodded and grabbed a towel.
The villagers crawled towards us, thinking that some sort of tidying up was done.
Among the villagers who came close to me, a straight middle-aged man in the front bowed his head deeply.
“thank you!! Hero!!”
Seeing that, I glanced at Lee Ji-soo next to me, and the quick-witted Lee Ji-soo nodded and cleared her neck.
“Ahhh!! The hero who caught the dragon!! The hero’s name is Aiden!! His nobility is as white as reaching heaven!! His valor is like a barbarian king who invaded an empire long ago alone!! Such a noble and valiant hero set out on the road with his sword in front of the crisis of the world!! How is this not like a legend!! Those in crisis! Call out his name!! The night is scary!! Cry out his name!! Then the hero will save you!!”
There was strange magic in Lee Ji-soo’s words. The kind of power that can easily inhale people and convince them of even strange words.
The villagers reacted even more violently after they saw me decapitating the guy who had just absorbed the fragments of the Old Gods and left the village in ruins.
“Ahhh!! The hero who caught the dragon!! Aiden-sama!!”
“You have saved us!! hero! hero!”
“hero! Aiden!! hero! Aiden!!”
The villagers soon began to chant my name in line with the slogan made by Lee Ji-soo. Then I slowly turned away from them, pretending to be in serious trouble.
damn cool f*ck this, people go crazy
[boy… Hmmm… nope It should be good if the boy is good.]
My name was chanting from behind, but I, the cool and handsome hero, got into the carriage without looking back. Luke in the driver’s seat had a poopy expression on his face, but as I approached, he quickly relaxed his face and smiled hehehe.
‘Kuh- As expected, our apostles are the best!! Collecting thrifty points like this… ! right! If our apostle is not a hero, who is a hero! Our purchase is the best! Ours are cool too!’
Chun-oh, who was riding in the carriage, looked at me with blank eyes and then looked back at the window.
widely.
“Comrade Aiden! I’ll suck it up!!”
Lee Ji-soo, who came into the carriage in a hurry, put her face in my groin, and the carriage moved slowly.
“Where did you go next?”
“… Whoa! Next is the Elven Kingdom with the World Tree. Aiden-sama was sent to establish the Continental Alliance.”
“Elf… Do you want to be beautiful?”
“Eup.”
Lee Ji-soo put his face down again, and I pushed Chun-oh’s face, looking at him with curious eyes from the side, with my finger, and made him look at the window again.
The first day I became a teaching assistant, the sky opened and two months passed.
The world has changed rapidly and various assholes have popped out and messed up. The wives acted quickly as if they were waiting.
Kate returned to the imperial family with Hyejin, Seoyun, Seoah, and Kiana, and Luna went down to check the abnormal climate in the south with the troops of the Magic Kingdom, and Andrea headed to the main school to rally the Shinkyo side.
Vicky laughed out loud at the powerful demons and went hunting alone. It seems that they are keeping pace with me, and Vicky would occasionally appear, mate, and then leave again.
And as a hero in a chaotic world, I left the academy to save the continent.
Of course, Kate’s constant polishing with the crystal ball also played a part. What a great opportunity to have a world… .
gulp-.
“after… I feel like I’m addicted to eating this all the time. I think I understand a little bit why the saint was so obsessed. If you mix it with rice and eat it, it seems like you are a rice thief.”
With a satisfied expression on her face, Lee Ji-soo fell from my groin.
Jisoo Lee, who was sitting opposite her, lowered her pants, showed me her p*ssy, and started to touch her.
Maybe I’ll warm up until I’m ready again.
“Ugh… Aiden’s companion elves don’t wear underwear… do you know They say they don’t wear underwear because they have to receive energy from the ground.”
Jisoo trembled and asked me.
I didn’t know about elf underwear, but I knew that Lee Ji-soo didn’t wear underwear. When I saw Lee Ji-soo revealing her luscious pink milk, my strength returned and I stood up.
“iced coffee… here’s the boss. do you hear Oba.”
When I got on Jisoo Lee, the crystal ball that Kate had handed over turned on, and Kate’s face appeared round.
“Can you hear me! hey! Wait, you guys are having s*x again!! what a beast!! Be patient!! I want to do it too, but I can’t!! Be patient too!! hey! Come to work and look at them!”
“iced coffee… West! i love you! ah… Today’s sloppy West-sama’s stuff… I really miss you.”
“You idiot! I don’t mean to say that!! hey! away! fall down!! There are a lot of things you need to know before going to the elf kingdom!! How sensitive they are!”
I tried to turn off the crystal ball at the loud voice I heard, but the carriage shook and the crystal ball fell down. The fallen crystal ball was located just below the joint between me and Lee Ji-soo.
“mi… What are you crazy bastards doing? Why enlarge it!! Ah!! Water is flowing!! The screen is broken!! Jisoo Lee!! I’m the boss! Leader!!”
Ignoring Kate’s tearing screams, I kept moving my back. Lee Ji-soo just gasped and ran the water.
“I didn’t mean to send the hot stuff together!! aww!! annoying!! hey!! I’m going to break it! I’ll break it!!”
The coachman Luke frowned at the blatant moans he heard from inside and swung his whip.
‘Somehow I became his driver… damn. Damn bitches.’
Our next destination is Ninava.
It was an elf kingdom.
***
“You are bringing humans into the kingdom!!”
Nihabana gave strength to her eyebrows as she watched the young elf Algribeh raising her voice in front of her.
‘Anyway, young people these days don’t have habit, so they have bad habits… . We were busy walking around with our heads bowed.’
“What safety are you raising your voice to?! Baby!!”
At the same time, a short elf next to him scolded on behalf of Nihabana.
“You don’t look like you’re raising your voice right now! They’re bringing humans into the kingdom! They must all be old!! That’s why I proposed a law to send the world tree after 300 years old!”
“this… Such a sweet thing!! Don’t you think you’ll be 300 years old?! that… ”
Nihabana finally couldn’t stand the young elf’s blatant remarks and raised her voice.
‘yo. this… Recently, the song “Elf starts at 300” is also popular! You’re going to die when you’re 300!’
Nihabana, who turned 300 this year, was unfairly treated as an old man behind the closets of young elves.
Having worked like a dog every day for the elves until now, since I’m old, let’s send it to the World Tree!
What a cruel treatment this is! Even though I didn’t take care of myself and worked hard, I’ve never been in a relationship that everyone else called myself the most beautiful among elves! Are you going to come and give yourself up now? !
Nihabana burst into tears in a moment of injustice.
‘really… That’s why it’s useless to raise an elf.’
The elf who clashed in front of me was also the elf that Nihabana picked fruits and bought me toys for when I was young.
‘At that time, the guy who said I was the prettiest and wanted to get married when I grew up… .’
“huh! Even when I grow old, I don’t think I will live alone like Nihabana-sama!”
“That… Goyan!! How I raised you!”
“You still remember touching my peppers when you were little?!”
“that… It’s just tradition! okay! It’s tradition! Can’t you see the chilli?! you?!”
“What a tradition! An old virgin who had never seen a male pepper tried to touch a child’s thing! I will be posting this to the World Tree Newspaper!”
“sleep… Wait a minute! Don’t do it, let’s talk about it… .”
The young elf’s bombshell remarks immediately caused a stir in the conference hall. It was Nihabana, who has been in charge of the management of the elven kingdom for 200 years until now, due to his natural handling of affairs. !
Among them, there were those who shuddered at the sorrow of the old virgin elf who tried to touch even the child’s.
“… Please be quiet.”
As the elf at the top of the table gave orders in a quiet voice, the hall quickly became quiet.
Nihabana saw Aletris, the high-elf sitting loftily at the top, and sharpened her teeth.
The fact that he was treated like an old man behind such an alcove, who had a strong position, was greatly influenced by Aletris, who suddenly returned.
In elven society, high-elves had such a strong presence that they were able to inherit the throne only from their bloodline.
The fact that Nihabana, who was in charge of management, was able to take power from an instant was possible because Aletris, who was to succeed him, disappeared.
‘Why did you appear now?’
Nihabana sighed inwardly, holding back her tears.
Although the appearance was still the same as that of a young elf, or rather, Nihabana boasted of outstanding beauty, the elves who did not age were more sensitive to the age of their opponents than their appearance.
Since elves spend their whole lives looking at one mate, the greatest consideration was the case of the other mate dying of old age. So, like Nihabana, if you missed the time, you had to live alone or save a different race until the end.
‘… You look really old by yourself.’
Nihabana forgot her age and eventually slipped away. The elves in the conference hall looked at Nihabana like that with pitiful eyes.
“Incorporating humans is what I suggested. The situation in the world right now is very unstable, so it is difficult to predict the future of our elf kingdom unless we work with humans.”
Aletris’ words were the same as Nihabana’s, but the reaction was completely different. The elves who had criticized me up until now were like, ‘Oh… Wise high-elf.’ I was too busy to float while doing this shit.
Of course, Nihabana, who doesn’t want to go outside, was like, ‘Oh-oh-‘.
“And the person coming this time is the most famous hero on the continent right now, so there won’t be any problems. He is the one who accomplished the legendary achievement of overcoming the dreaded dragon to protect the continent, and I heard that he is struggling with only one sword to stabilize the continent. If it weren’t for him, I would have turned down the human offer. So you can rest assured.”
Aletris looked down at the elves with benevolent eyes and finished her speech.
Then the elves all united themselves and were busy praising Aletris.
Among them, ‘Oh… Aletris-sama, you have really pointed ears.’ Nihabana snorted.
‘… It’s a male human hero.’
Nihabana thought seriously. Bond elves do not choose this race as their best friend. He was greatly influenced by the elves’ innate love and long lifespan.
First of all, unlike the elves, these races can love others at any time, so the risk of choosing them was too great, and even if the other person’s mind did not change, there was a high probability that the elves would be left alone because of the difference in lifespan.
There were not only two elves who came back after being so hurt. However, now Nihabana was not in a position to choose between cold and hot meals.
Although considered an old man among the elves, Nihabana will look like a young elf to this race due to the elf’s immortal nature. And no matter how young the opponent is, until the opponent grows old and dies, Nihabana, an elf, will remain as youthful and supple as it is today.
because it’s an elf
In the original hero biographies, don’t elves appear as heroines?
‘… The sadness of not knowing happiness and the sadness of knowing happiness.’
Nihabana seriously considered the two of them.
‘… I haven’t even had s*x!!’
Then, the memory of being pointed by a young elf suddenly came to mind, and Nihabana solidified her resolve.
‘s*x… I can’t even try s*x!’
After making up her mind, Nihabana nodded and turned her gaze to Aletris, who was speaking.
‘… No luck.’
Aletris was noble, noble, and beautiful, worthy of the title of God’s bloodline. Among the elves called the race of beauty in the first place, Aletris, a high-elf, stood out particularly.
So, on the first day Aletris returned, no one doubted her bloodline. On the day Aletris returned, Nihabana was immediately brought down and she sat there coldly.
Although the judgement was twisted, she knew that it was more fitting for Aletris to sit there than herself.
To the elves, being a high-elf meant that much.
“… Then we will meet the hero.”
Like a leaf of grass on a summer day, Nihabana looked at the front door at Aletris’s voice.
‘that… I hope you look good though. There are strong… go… You said the peppers should be big too?’
Nihabana, who had dreamed of love while reading novels alone for 300 years, had a big ideal of the opposite s*x.
profit-.
The gate opened gently, and the elves in the hall expected a hero to enter. If the moment the hero who killed the dragon takes his first step into the elven kingdom, it will not be enough to be recorded in legend.
The elves erased their expressions and put on a noble expression. This was characteristic of elves when meeting this race. It was an elf who had been fighting while pointing, but pretending to be something.
‘huh… idiots.’
It was Nihabana, who laughed inwardly, but had the same lofty expression on her face.
A man of strong physique entered the conference hall. Blood-red eyes and golden eyes that seemed to melt the sun. And the power of the king of power emanating from his body. Even among the elves, whose overall level is overwhelmingly higher than that of humans, even a dignified gait that doesn’t disappoint.
The elves shed a little admiration at the vivid hero’s appearance.
‘Okay… It’s ok enough… Pepper?!’
Among them, Nihabana alone stared at the hero’s underside. The heavy sticking out was too big for Nihabana, an outsider, to see.
Nihabana, who was not wearing underwear, drank water from the male smell emanating from the man.
‘oh! glass bottle! glass bottle!’
The elf’s love juice and tears were useful ingredients for the potion, so Nihabana hurriedly took out a glass bottle from her pocket and placed it on her v*gina. The v*gina, which had not been touched by anyone for a long time, dripped with water.
The man proudly walked to the meeting room and went to Aletris. Nihabana also turned and looked at Aletris.
‘award… Tae looks a little weird?’
Nihabana tilted her head, shivering slightly from the chill of the glass bottle that touched her v*gina.
Aletris, who had always had a benevolent expression on her face, was frowning and frowned. It looks like… .
‘Does it look like a dog that pees?’
Nihabana glanced at the liquid in the vial and changed it to another vial and put it on her v*gina. My body trembled finely again in the chill.
“Thank you for accepting our offer. High-elf Aletris, queen of the elves.”
The man performed the elven manners really neatly, neither more nor less.
Seeing that, the elves, whose racial characteristics were fussy, said, ‘After all, humans know our manners widely. Our elves’ etiquette was popular on the continent, too,’ he muttered.
However, the problem was that Aletris was not receiving the example of a hero. Aletris opened her mouth, then closed it again with a slight shiver, and closed her eyes tightly.
“What is your problem… ?”
The hero narrowed his eyes and asked, Aletris opened her mouth again.
“ah… no. Oh my gosh ❤”
The elves were greatly shaken by Aletris’s strangely excited voice. Now Aletris was completely different from her usual elegant and dignified appearance.
Aletris frowned again and trembled.
“Where are you sick? .”
When the elf sitting next to her couldn’t see her and was about to get up, Aletris opened her mouth again.
“Ahhh❤❤❤ Master❤❤.”
Like a vulgar human prostitute, she spread her legs wide and splashed water from her p*ssy.
The water was drenched by the hero who was right below it, and the amount of water that came out of Aletris’ v*gina was not enough to wet the hero’s face and clothes, so it dripped to the ground.
The hero looked as if it had been hit by an untimely shower.
Aletris, who spewed out water, trembled, exposing her p*ssy to the hero. When everyone is so shocked that they can’t even breathe because of the high-elf’s begging for an immediate hit.
“wealth… Bukkake!! What I haven’t done to Comrade Aiden yet!!”
A woman with a chest as big as the fruit of a world tree next to the hero pointed her finger at Aletris and the road ran wild.
The conference hall was filled with the refreshing lemon scent of Aletris’ liquid.
