Chapter 8 – #1 Guard’s Fun Inspection Life (8)
On the second day of work, nothing special happened. Tanya went in triumphantly, caught some slimes and goblins, and came out saying that it was difficult.
Interestingly, quite a few extra female hunters who did not appear in the original yagame came. Although her appearance was noticeably inferior to that of Iruna and Tanya, she was still fairly average and enjoyed inspection.
Didn’t eat Teens, wash up and go… If it was pretty, I would tolerate it, but it wasn’t worth it. The past few days, I have lived only looking at beauties, so my eyes have grown so high.
However, it was strange that there were more than 5 female hunters I checked today, and they all smelled the same. Was it the wisdom of female hunters not to be raped while being interrogated? After she roughly checked and sent her off, she said, ‘As expected, she is a fair and honest person!’ And went into the dungeon.
The guards of this world are so bullshit. As my reputation goes up, more female hunters will visit my dungeon, and I believe there will be pretty people among them. Just like Tanya came after hearing about my reputation.
After the inspection until evening, the opportunity came to realize the value of the return letter. I checked the spoils that the gold sun proudly displayed.
“Four body fluids in slime. Dryads have five branches and one leaf. Don’t you catch goblins?”
“The weapons that goblins carry don’t cost money and are heavy, so they just leave them behind.”
“Okay. Slime’s body fluid is a key ingredient in cosmetics, and dryad’s by-product is like licorice in alchemy. But I can’t see the drop items like the Return Book?”
As far as I know, you can get a return book from a treasure chest you encounter while going around a lower dungeon. The same goes for catching the dryad that appears on the 5th floor.
And items such as various weapons, rings, and armor were also dropped. That’s why the Namu Live Yagem bulletin board said never to buy equipment from the store. They all come out of dungeons anyway, so why pay expensive money to buy them?
However, the hunter who came in and out today only brought the by-products of the monsters. No one came out with a finished product. I checked it thoroughly to see if it was hidden somewhere, but it didn’t come out.
Geumtaeyang, who was admiring the value of slime and dryad by-products, made a puzzled expression as soon as he heard about the return book.
“Yes? A return letter?”
“If you go around the dungeon, can’t you get a return letter?”
“Could it be that the guards have never entered a dungeon before?”
No way. There are only a few hundred dungeons that I conquered in Yagame. But it was true that he had never entered this world.
The original owner of this body may have entered, but it had nothing to do with me. I don’t remember what to do Are you listening, producer? If you twist it, could you give me some memories? I shouldn’t even know the common sense of this world.
“Okay.”
“You are amazing. I understand that guards usually level up by clearing dungeons and equip themselves with the appropriate level of power, but isn’t that saying that you’ve built up your skills enough to be in this position just through training? I really admire you.”
Aha. Such a secret? Knowledge has increased
“It’s nothing.”
“I wondered how such a great person exists, but now I feel like my question is being answered.”
“Don’t flatter me and answer whatever I ask.”
I’d just listen to it if it was me, but I was uncomfortable listening to it because it was so blatant flattery. If you leave me alone, I’ll come running to suck your ass.
Do you think it’s a little crazy to think that Lee Luna is like that? I’ll have to try it once while training fella. It’s a man’s dream of shit.
“Oh, of course there are rumors that you can get items from dungeons. But that’s bullshit. I’ve been here for half a year, and I’ve never seen a return letter. The finished product is just a crude dagger carried by goblins. Isn’t it strange that a return book made of a magic scroll or equipment made of metal comes out just because you killed a monster made of cloth in the first place?”
It’s realistic in a weird place with the theme of the world in the game. Having said that, I had nothing to refute.
“I see.”
“Yes. I’m happy to help.”
“Then go. Good job.”
“Thank you!”
Geum Tae-yang greeted them with a warm welcome and left. The more I look at him, the more I like him. It would have been nice if Taeyang’s sheep was Yang Ya-chi instead of Yang Ya-chi, but it’s a bit disappointing.
I checked the box as soon as the golden sun disappeared.
[Lesser Recovery Potion x99]
[Book of Return x99]
No matter how many times I took it out and used it, the quantity of potions and return scrolls did not change at all. If you take these and sell them, how much do you make?
Hehe. I’m rich! Money is copied!! First of all, I took a return book and a potion to sell as a test, but someone opened the door and came in.
“Captain? How did you get here.”
“Do you think I come only when I have work to do?”
“It’s not like that, but…”
Celica, who had a stern expression on her face, suddenly burst into laughter. She grabbed her mouth and stomach and giggled, as if she couldn’t hold back her burst of laughter.
“Whoop whoop. That’s why you teased me It’s definitely fun.”
“Have you come to avenge the morning? As expected, she’s like a cute Celica-sama.”
“Whoops. Is there anything more novel?”
I hit back, but it didn’t seem like anything. It hasn’t even been a day, but I’m already developing a tolerance. Shit. It’s my defeat
“Don’t be so fat. As you said, I came today because I have business.”
“What is it?”
“Upset?”
Who gets angry? I am not such a narrow-minded man. He says he has a heart as wide as the Pacific Ocean.
It was a bit funny to see Celica, who was full of energy, look at her with a sense of pride. It’s an expression I want to keep seeing. So let’s make it crazy.
“No.”
“Relieve yourself. Good news for you too.”
“Oh, that makes me wonder. What is it?”
“The execution ceremony for the bastards you captured yesterday will be held. Let’s go sightseeing together.”
They were caught yesterday, but the execution ceremony will be held today. Civil servants in this world work really hard. Officials from any country should come and learn from it.
“Good. By the way, should I go right away?”
“There is little leeway. Why?”
“I’m going to buy some seeds to plant in the flower beds on the way. Seeing Serika-sama today, she looks a bit empty, so I’m going to fill it up with something.”
“A very good idea. Decorating flower beds is fun. I couldn’t because I didn’t have a flower bed in my house. If you are okay with it, I will recommend a plant that is easy to grow even for beginners.”
“Then thank you.”
Following Celica, she suddenly became curious.
“Doesn’t the captain earn a higher salary than me? Don’t you have a flower bed at home?”
“I live in a dorm. I am a bit reluctant to go out and live because I don’t know what will happen even if I am a security guard.”
“It is definitely dangerous. Also, the captain is a beauty.”
“Yes.”
It was a compliment thrown as lip service, but the reaction was good. I developed resistance to the word cute, but I was still not good at beauty.
“Honestly, I almost fell in love with you when I first saw you. You were the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.”
“Stop…”
“Your skin is also very nice. It must have been thanks to the hard work of management.”
“Not. I just did a little skincare.”
“You’re not wearing makeup right now? I thought I was wearing makeup because I was so pretty. But you were alive. There are probably few people more beautiful than Celica-sama in this city.”
“Stop, stop!”
Celica fanned her hand. She had her face flushed to the brim.
“Looking at it now, the flattery is quite good. I must have made several women cry with that skill.”
“No. She never met anyone until she became a guard.”
“Really? But why are you so good at talking?”
“Because I only told the truth.”
“Whoa…”
As if she was getting hotter, Celica patted the island in front of me. The four-leaf clover in her front pocket stood out.
She tried to tease her further, but she ended up at a stall near the plaza. She said Celica was fine and started talking to the street vendor.
“I came to buy seeds for plants in the flower bed.”
“Aren’t you the captain of the guard? It is an honor to use my stall.”
“Whoops.”
Celica turned to me and smiled like a winner. Is she appealing that she is this famous and handsome? You do cute things
“Give me the solar candle, magic candle, and mint.”
Celica’s eyes are quite good. Sunflower and magical herb are ingredients for low-level recovery medicine, and mint is a plant that creates a bond with the innkeeper’s daughter among the Yagem heroines.
All three had one thing in common: they could be raised at level 1. It must have been an empty word to say that she wanted to decorate a flower bed.
“Are you two going to grow up together? Are you in a relationship?”
“Not!”
Celica jumped up in surprise. I quickly clung to her side.
“Do we get along that well?”
“Haha. You are a good man and a woman. You’re the best couple I’ve ever seen.”
“Thank you.”
“You…”
I ignored the resentful gaze. So why did you tease me think you’ve been punished
“Here are the seeds. I put in a little more in hopes of a bright future for the two of you.”
“How much?”
“Just give me 10 fairy tales.”
Very cheap. In the game world, you had to pay 50 fairy tales to buy this much, but it seems that the reality patch has made the price cheaper.
I was rummaging through her pockets to pay, but Celica stopped me.
“Here are 10 fairy tales.”
“Thank you! Please use it again next time!!”
We left the booth.
“I can buy it.”
“It is a gift. Didn’t you give me a present too?”
Celica tapped the four-leaf clover on my chest.
“I received more than I gave. I’ll treat you to dinner next time.”
“Hmm. I didn’t do it for the price, but I’m willing to accept that my subordinates are buying food. No, what the hell was that earlier than that?”
“That’s it.”
“That… We are a couple…”
Perhaps it was embarrassing, Celica couldn’t finish her words. Anyways it’s cute
“Didn’t I receive the service thanks to you?”
“Is that why you said you were a couple? You just do it to any woman.”
“It could be. That’s because you’re the captain.”
“…”
Haha. I won again Celica, whose face and even the tips of her ears were dyed red, was speechless.
The stalls and the execution site were in the same plaza, so we arrived quickly. As if the execution was about to begin, the executioner was holding a large knife.
I also heard the bald man’s outcry with a knife.
“Wrong! I was wrong!! Please save me! I want to live! Live!!”
The bald head was blown off. Citizens who were watching cheered. I don’t think it’s a savage medieval land citizen, so I like to see people die.
“Criminals must die.”
Celica, who had been silent, also spoke proudly. Well… I have a lot to say, but I won’t.
After the execution ceremony was roughly over, I was about to go back, but something sparked on the floor of the execution hall. It was clearly visible as I penetrated the hyenas trying to rip off the blood, nails, and hair of the condemned prisoners.
[Mandrake Seed x1]
This is not a dungeon prohibited item. I took advantage of the gap between Celica and the crowd to gather seeds.
I tried. All you need is this to fuck Tanya.
