Chapter 149 – 149. Dick-Show.
The audience is staring at me. He looked at me with anticipation of what he would show me. That was more burdensome than I thought.
“Nice to meet you, Hyeonu-kun.”
“… Ah, yes.”
I grabbed the mic and answered. People made no shouts, no screams, no noise. I was quiet and focused on my words.
“I’m sorry for calling you all of a sudden. But people wanted it. Because Hyeonu-kun’s popularity is amazing.”
“… No, thanks.”
The moderator sold people. He excused himself by saying that the crowd wanted it. I didn’t really want to argue, so I just nodded my head and let it go.
“The Academy Festival started today. Did you enjoy watching the festival from morning?”
Everyone probably knows what I’ve been doing. You might be teased for being overly self-conscious, but to be honest, it was.
The people of this world were people who knew me better than I did.
“According to what I’ve heard, you said you were in business. Is that true?”
“Yes, that’s right.”
I did a drinking business. I dreamed of becoming a merchant, but I realized that it was impossible with my lazy nature. I have learned one thing.
The moderator took the time similarly to the interview. The concentration of people was so great, everyone was staring at me. Shouldn’t we show something intense? I wanted to live up to the expectations of the audience.
‘If I go down like this, I’ll become a bitch-no-jam captain.’
In the original world, I would have just calmly answered and ended it. However, Hyunwoo Lee in this world cannot do that. Because he’s a crazy guy who’s hungry for attention from birth, he has to burst out with a big laugh.
My head spins round and round. The moderator is asking me what to say, but I can’t hear him. What can I do to satisfy people? I thought again about the weapon I had.
I’m the captain, Korea’s best male, the general who successfully completed the siege of the meteor group, and in the end all I have is a big, thick cock.
The moderator slipped away. The female moderator’s face was scanned. Unfortunately, she is eliminated. My cock didn’t even budge.
“Ah.”
While exchanging non-comic talk with the moderator, the emcee’s complexion deteriorated rapidly. It was such a subtle change that I would not have noticed if I had seen it from a distance. It’s clear what happened.
I took my mouth off the microphone and quietly asked the host. Is the next singer coming too late? Was the stage sequence delayed?
The host shook her head without trying to express herself. He was unwilling to let me know. But it was teased.
It wasn’t that I was anxious. Because he is a veteran MC, he can deal with sudden situations. But, it was just annoying. Because it means that you have to shit as much as the delay.
‘… Dick-show.’
During the crew’s inauguration ceremony, they had sex in a public place. He exposed his cock and pussy and fucked him like an animal. There were numerous audiences, beyond the camera. When I recalled the experience, I got an erection.
“I think I can help.”
“… Yes?”
Got lucky Wouldn’t Lee Hyun-woo’s dick-show be more fun than the emcee’s shit show? It was a nonsensical logic.
The moderator looked at me with strange eyes. Still, he showed interest.
“Ahaha, that’s good.”
The presenter smiled broadly and put her microphone to her mouth. After using me to gain time, she accepted the agreement. I also gave my voice to the microphone.
“I did business today. He was a drunkard.”
“… I know because I heard it too. I heard that they mixed semen and sold it?”
“Yes. Because that’s all I have. Thanks to you, I became rich. I lost everything.”
Reverse betrayal is a sin. I have sinned. It was a pittance compared to what I could have earned, but it wasn’t wasted money.
After talking about this and that, I turned it in the direction I wanted. He switched topics smoothly, communicating learnings and lessons and speaking of realizations.
“I learned through the business today. You can become rich only by reducing the cost of raw materials.”
“If you reduce the price of raw materials in the business, it will be as cheap as that, sorry. I mean it’s going to be low quality. Will it be a business? No one will buy it.”
“… It’s not a food business, it’s a business that doesn’t cost raw materials at all. I brought an entertainer-like product.”
“Oh oh…”
I was just thinking about it in my head. I was going to try it after solving Captain-Run. But an opportunity arose. I’ll have to try it out and see the reaction.
“What is it like?”
“It’s a settling battle.”
Since I only need my body, the cost of raw materials is zero, and because I only use my body, I do not need a part-time job, and the wages are zero.
“Right battle… ?”
“The rules are simple. I’ll make a wall and a hole and I’ll put my cock in it. Then the participant pays the entry fee and sucks my cock. If the well is successfully landed within the time limit, the semen belongs to the participant.”
“…”
It’s a fucking game. But the rules are simple. There were rules that anyone could challenge. And the reward is sure.
The moderator asked in a surprised voice.
“Give me semen?”
“Yes, because we won.”
The crowd started to murmur. The reaction will probably be divided into two parts. Public opinion that I would really do that and public opinion that I might do that. There was a faint hope.
“… What a game. Since Hyunwoo’s body is all he needs, I think the cost of raw materials will definitely be saved. But you know. Wouldn’t it be better to just sell that semen?”
The moderator penetrated the essence. No matter what kind of business you do, the moment you use semen, you lose. Negative no matter what you say. It is best to just sell freshly squeezed sperm. I know that too.
“Then it’s not a business.”
You can’t just sell semen. That’s not a business
Because the settlement battle borrows the framework of the game, I can control the situation according to my ability. It is possible to make money without cum. That’s the trade
“The reason I mentioned the landing battle here is… ?”
“Since I’m thinking of starting on Thursday, I’ve talked about asking for a lot of interest.”
“Ah.”
“It’s awkward to just let it go. You have to show me a taste so you know what it feels like.”
I slowly raised my arm. I slowly unfastened my uniform belt. Slowly, silence covered the crowd. The atmosphere became calm, even the moderator kept his mouth shut and stared at my groin.
“Should we accept applicants first?”
“Ah, yes.”
I told the moderator without unfastening my belt. Only then did the moderator, who came to his senses, accepted the applicant. She specialized in this kind of thing, as she has abilities similar to her summoning.
“Are you eligible to apply, Hyeonu-kun?”
“I want to be a current hero.”
“A current hero who sucks a man’s cock like a dog!”
A majestic roar echoed from all over the audience outside the stage. Wanting to go up on stage, I started freaking out. I felt the spirit of eating the cock.
“How many will it be?”
“I’m tasting it, so it’s only for three minutes…”
“Three!”
The moderator looked around the audience. Then, they were photographed one by one and summoned to the stage. They were all pretty people. Thanks to that, my cock jerked up. I confidently undid my belt and pulled down my pants.
“Oh wow…”
“What are you sleeping…”
Women stared at my cock, blushing. I swallowed the saliva as if I had seen delicious food. They lined up with eyes full of anticipation.
“Finally…”
The moderator was trying to pick the last person. In the meantime, there is a woman who came into my field of vision. A bodyguard in a suit, sky-blue hair that is familiar to Yoo Ga-young, who stands out with light green hair.
“Let’s call that woman over there.”
“Who? Is there anyone you want?”
“Back there, next to her light green hair, the light blue hair.”
“Aha.”
The moderator summoned Seong Hye-jin. Sung Hye-jin was called onto the stage with her bewildered face. Until just now, she was next to Yu Ga-young, but she didn’t seem to understand the situation.
“First of all, what are your names from the left?”
“My name is Kim Ji-hye.”
“Park Hee-young.”
“… ?”
The moderator put her microphone in front of Sung Hye-jin’s mouth. She urged with her eyes as if to answer quickly.
“… Are you Seong Hye-jin?”
“I took three people. Heroes who will play games with Hyeonu, are you really envious?”
Sung Hye-jin looks around her and looks at me. Since she knew her face at least, she seemed to be leaning on me. It was not a situation where I could answer that.
“How much are you planning on paying for the participation fee, Hyeonu-kun?”
“I was thinking about 50,000 won a minute.”
“If you squeeze out your cock in one minute, will you give me semen as a prize?”
“If you have money, you can keep trying. Instead, the order will go backwards.”
My cock was full of confidence. She twitched her glans as if she could hold on for as long as she could. A huge cock compared to other men. The eyes of the incumbent heroes were on the verge of turning.
Seong Hye-jin also glanced at my cock. She turned her head to her flushed face. Looking at Sung Hye-jin like that, I smiled.
“I won’t take any money because you taste it.”
“The three heroes on the stage, will they be able to succeed in fixing Hyeonu and squeeze out his semen?”
The two heroes began loosening their jaws. He opens his mouth wide and flicks his tongue. It was a tongue-in-cheek incomparable to that of the academy girls. After all, the active hero was different.
Only Seong Hye-jin was standing there. She tried hard to figure out the situation. Then she cried. It seems to have come to some conclusion.
“You decide the order. Please play rock-paper-scissors.”
It is advantageous to go backwards. Since the stimulation is piled up, there is a high probability that the third hero will eat semen. Everyone knows that The rock-paper-scissors proceeded with a lot of tension.
“… Ah!”
Seong Hye-jin won. Sung Hye-jin was able to suck my cock for the third time. I think I’ll just have to hold it in and wrap it around Seong Hye-jin’s pussy. Already excited, she started dripping her pre-cum.
