Chapter 0 – 0. Prologue.
Burr-.
The stomach swells and boils. Beads of sweat pool between your buttocks. His underwear was damp. I’m trying to tighten my sphincter, but it’s too hard. They are clamoring to get out immediately.
His hands and feet are shaking. My body won’t listen Will it get better if I let out a fart? I give up after trying to loosen up a bit. If I did it wrong, I would almost shit on the subway.
─ This time, the stations are ○○ and ○○. The door to get off is to the right.
“Whoa, whoa.”
Take a deep breath and stand up. Tighten your buttocks so that it doesn’t leak even accidentally. It moved slowly and creepily. I moved carefully so as not to bump into people.
‘Early.’
Think positively. It’s just a short walk to the subway station toilet. In terms of time, it takes less than 5 minutes. You can arrive before you get bored. It’s a doable mission.
Patience is bitter and the fruit is sweet. This hardship is like taking a steam. The stage of preparation for the time of blissful pleasure. I can’t even put into words how good it feels.
“Whoa, whoa.”
I moved my feet quickly. Low center of gravity and stable posture, but fast walking speed. I moved my body to a level close to an alarm. Even the moment of hesitation was a luxury.
‘Okay, that’s enough.’
You can do it. I got courage. The earthquake that was happening in my stomach reached a lull for a while. It was a chance. If I miss this chance right now, I will be featured as a shit wrapper at ○○ subway station.
‘Done!’
The men’s restroom is starting to appear. Just seeing the destination in front of you gives you strength. It is a more thrilling moment than the notification of acceptance that ends the long and long life of exams.
“Whoa, whoa.”
Please please. Begged and begged I do not believe in God, but I earnestly prayed for a seat. May God, Buddha, Allah, Santa Claus, whoever give me a toilet.
‘Oh, thank you!’
There is a blank. I hurled myself toward the toilet faster than anyone else. I had to win it somehow, so I didn’t care about face. Fortunately, no one was in the bathroom.
I immediately lifted the toilet seat cover. I touch it nervously every time, but now I have no time to worry about that. If the toilet is clogged, I’ll pierce it myself.
“Oh oh… !”
The toilet is prepared in a clean condition. Seeing her sparkling appearance as if she would accept me, I didn’t hesitate and lowered my pants. There was no hesitation because it was on the verge of getting bored.
Food Deuk, Food Deuk-!
“Whoa, whoa… !”
This is sex Starting today, I decided to define this sensation as sex. If this isn’t sex, nothing can be sex. From now on, mankind must designate pleasure and pleasure as synonyms.
‘Mission success…’
I felt a sense of pride within me. I was impressed that I reached my destination without getting tired of my underwear. It was a mission no one could accomplish. Only I can accomplish this mission.
‘Shall we go soon?’
People feel different emotions when they enter the bathroom and when they leave. I wasn’t too different from other people. The heart that was so desperate disappears as if it was washed. He handled it with a carefree attitude.
Then I got up from the toilet and went out of the compartment.
“?”
As soon as I opened the door to the compartment and left, I saw something shocking. My brain rejected and refused to accept the truth my eyes witnessed. It was such an incredible sight.
Smart-.
“Hey there, student. Why are you doing errands in the women’s bathroom?”
Someone knocks The voice that followed had a tone that shouldn’t be heard here. It should be a heavy, masculine voice, but why?
I couldn’t open my mouth. The voice of a woman talking outside came as the voice of a reaper trying to destroy my life. My hands and feet trembled in different ways. My heart was beating like it would explode.
─ Hyunwoo Lee, let’s go…
He is not a funny grim reaper from a gag program. He is a reaper holding a really bloody scythe and trying to cut my throat.
‘What will happen now?’
I checked and entered the men’s room. No matter how hurried it is, it’s not enough to make such a mistake. I didn’t want to ruin my life either.
But it happened. My body was in the women’s bathroom. It’s just to poop.
In Korea, a man went into the women’s bathroom? It’s far better to admit that you committed the murder by mistake. Now this mistake is a bigger crime than that.
Not to mention, I am not a sensible boy. There is no way to escape…
Smart-.
“Hey there, student. Come out.”
A woman urging me to come out the door. After that, the sound of gossip is heard. Countless pointing fingers at me and words that call me trash…
Just imagining it is terrifying.
─ What happened?
─ I don’t know. They say that there is a male student in this compartment?
─ Oh my gosh, really? It seems the kid is in a hurry.
I don’t want to go out. Mom, Dad, I’m sorry. I must have made a mistake because I was in too much of a hurry. No, honestly, it’s not a mistake, but that’s how it turned out.
My face will be sold on TV and I will not be able to walk on the street. What should I say when the police come? It was in the men’s room, but why is it in the women’s room? Apparently there was also a urinal.
I can’t understand.
I grabbed my trembling hand and pulled out my smartphone from my pocket. I thought it would be better if I contacted my mom and dad.
He was caught by the police because he accidentally went into the women’s bathroom to poop. I mean, forgive your bad son.
“Students, students. Don’t think bad Come out and talk.”
“You can make mistakes in life. What’s the big deal inside?”
“I can understand everything. Because the police brother is coming. Please wait a little until then.”
It became popular outside. I don’t know why, but it seemed like people were gathering.
A man occupies the space. Did the sighting come? You might try to take a picture of the criminal’s face. There is no escape hole.
“Ah, the policeman is here. Here, here.”
The police came. I can’t stand it any longer. Obstruction of public administration and what, because minor crimes might be added. I decided to obey the police’s words.
“Student. Come out and talk.”
It’s a man’s voice It seemed like a real cop. Unlocked the door Unlocking the latch, the door opened slowly. I saw people gathered outside.
“… ?”
Numerous gazes reached me. It was a completely different feeling than I thought, but it was scary nonetheless. It’s the first time I’m experiencing this, so it feels like my brain isn’t working.
“Student, why did you enter the women’s bathroom?”
“… That, that’s it. I…”
I told the truth slowly. The words continued like embroidery. I was in such a hurry from the subway that I couldn’t stand it. I thought it was a men’s room, so I went in and packed it up, but it was a women’s room.
“I’m sorry,” He apologized.
OK,
“Ahaha, it wasn’t a big deal. He said he was surprised that he might be committing suicide because he looked anxious for no reason.”
“What was that, I was holding out inside. Can’t just come out Are you afraid that we might do something? That’s too much.”
“That gym suit, you’re on your way to the academy right now, right? Police officer, can you let me go? It might be too late.”
The women laugh Even if you catch it like catching a mouse, it won’t be enough, so you laugh and urge the police to let it go quickly. The police didn’t seem to want to catch me either.
“If a male student just walks into the girls’ bathroom like this, you never know what will happen to him. So, be careful next time. Are you thinking of going to see the academy?”
“… Yes? What about the academy?”
I don’t know what bullshit he was talking about, but he nodded his head.
“Let’s go. My brother will give you a ride.”
