… … I will become someone’s husband today.
Although it is uploaded in a shabby church that is crumbling due to lack of money, the act of marriage itself does not change in any way. There are a lot of couples these days who don’t even cook meals at all.
“It’s the worst day of my life.”
I looked around me, lost in emotion, when I heard a voice like that from next to me.
When I turned my head, I saw pure white silver hair fluttering in the wind and clear eyes that seemed to contain the blue sea of the southern country. The provocative bright red lips that protrude and stir up human lust seemed very soft.
My bride and the woman who will be my wife from now on, Ga-ryun Yu, gently folded her arms and looked at my face.
“I can’t believe my husband is like you. I have to spend half my life with a man who has an ugly face and is not even funny.”
Yu Ga-ryun said with a bashful smile. I knew it wasn’t a smile of love, but a ridicule of ridicule, but it still felt very beautiful to me.
“I don’t really have a single one that I really like. If I turned my ideal type upside down, it would be like this.”
Ga-ryun Yu rested her face on my shoulder and murmured for a while, then soon began pinching my face with her index finger as if kneading my face.
“If it was originally, would you marry someone like your brother? I never do. No, I wouldn’t have met you. You do it for money. Heh heh, I’m still a conscientious person, so I don’t just eat and jump.”
Ga-ryun Yu took a bundle of money from her pocket and waved it like a fan.
Yes, those money were originally mine. These guys are like my children, who have been called on by investing in bitcoins in their spare time with the money they raised by working overtime.
However, while he was vigilant that he was stabbed in the foot by an ax he believed in, his wallet was hacked by Yu Ga-ryun.
“Oh, why are you looking at me like that again? It happened because he wasn’t good at guarding. You married me instead. Who knows how easy it is to marry a pretty girl like me. But it’s really ugly. Heh, like a squid.”
Yu Ga-ryun’s tiny fingers poke my cheeks.
“… … Do I have to pay for this?”
“Oh, Mr. Summer.”
Midsummer, who was sitting in front of us, poked out his mouth as if dissatisfied.
“What do you like about me, should I bring money to you guys getting married?”
“Of course you have to. That’s the rule.”
“How did I collect this… … .”
“Noisy and quick to put it out.”
Yu Ga-ryun finally said those words and intercepted the banknotes in Midsummer’s hand.
The face of Midsummer, who had been deprived of money, turned yellow like a rotten potato, but Yu Ga-ryun smiled as if she didn’t care at all and put her arms around me again.
“then… … Please take good care of me from now on, brother. No, West.”
A sweet word whispered in my ear melts my brain. Yu Ga-ryun’s soft cheeks felt over her shoulder were fanning those feelings.
It felt like Ga-ryun’s cute face was engraved on each brain cell, filling her head.
… … It seems that I have finally, completely lost my taste.
* * *
“Mister, what kind of marriage are you proud of? If you’re going to do it, keep it quiet, and take money from people you don’t want to go to. They are like robbers.”
Midsummer, who was sitting in a so-called ‘homeroom lady’ posture with her legs spread apart and one knee raised, frowned and rotated the roulette wheel in front of her.
The roulette wheel, which was spinning round and round, stopped pointing to the number 4 after a while, and Midsummer moved the pieces on the board 4 spaces according to the instructions.
“damn!”
A thick swear word erupted from the midsummer’s mouth. When the guy stopped talking, Khan said, “I fell while walking drunk and broke my leg. -500,000 won.”
“This world is like a dog. Take it, take it all.”
Midsummer screamed and scattered banknotes on the game board.
“The taste of life game fire chicken”.
Made under the philosophy of letting you taste the bitter taste of life, this product is similar to the popular board game 「Game of Life」, but it was characterized by the strangely unpleasant and realistic changes to the rules and fingerprints on the game board. .
It was an item that the two idiots who were making a commotion saying they were bored took something out of the shelf in the bedroom, but the more they did it, the more it felt like it was far from the game.
A monster that can’t even be touched by a sane person, as if the atmosphere would only go down as long as it didn’t make a rice cake with alcohol. That was just my impression.
These guys are so immersed in what’s so fun.
“If we go on like this, we can easily win. West would like it Thanks to marrying me, the debt disappeared, and I was able to win the championship with a kong. Because I was the only one at a loss, really.”
Every time the name ‘Seobang-nim’ came out of Yu Ga-ryun’s mouth, it felt like the hairs all over her body stood up. If you keep calling me like that, I think you’ll be mistaken.
Yeah, the weirdest part of this game was that players could marry each other.
When someone steps on the space marked ‘Marriage’, they draw a card with a specific condition on them and forcibly marry a player who meets it.
After that, the money owned by the two of them becomes joint property, and accordingly, the things in the luck or penalty space of the game board are also affected by the couple.
According to the creator’s words written in the rule book, it was designed so that the player who was behind for various reasons could come back, but it was still a strangely unpleasant setting.
“I got into debt because you took all my fortune… … .”
“Oh, so what? As long as you step on the penalty space. If you don’t like it, will you divorce me? would you do that? But what can I do, I won’t. I don’t want to waste money on litigation.”
Of course, divorce is possible, but because it costs a lot of money, it was designed not to be tolerated.
Literally, the choice of whether to win the championship with the person you want to fight with or die together. It was a design that showed the developer’s extreme and gloomy way of thinking.
“Okay, so just turn it around. Now it’s all bro… No, I can’t see you waiting for the West.”
“… … don’t call me like that Anyway, once this is over, I’m really going to bed.”
“Okay, so hurry up.”
Saying that, Ga-ryun Yu put her palms on the back of my hands and urged them to play aegyo.
I played roulette while enduring my embarrassment.
“5! Let’s see. “I can’t stand the urge to boil at my lover’s (or spouse’s) workplace, and he secretly kisses him and gets caught by his boss and is reprimanded. Afterwards, he buys a luxury bag to appease his angry lover. -600,000 won. / -700,000 won including the spouse’s reduction in salary when married”.”
After reading the words written in the penalty box, Yu Ga-ryun smirked and began to hit me with her soft bat-like fist.
“He’s a real glutton. How could you waste your hard-earned money because you couldn’t bear even a single sexual desire? Besides, you are harming me too.”
“No, how about the numbers come out like that?”
“Okay, stop making excuses. by the way… … Did you want to kiss me like that? No, what should I do now? I’m married, so I can do that.”
Yu Ga-ryun’s protruding lips move slowly toward my face. The innocent look with her hands tightly closed and her eyes closed was so criminal that it evoked a sense of guilt.
I blew a chestnut on the guy’s forehead with the meaning of being in moderation, but his lips didn’t stop no matter how many times I blew it.
In the end, it was only after I backed away, terrified, that Yu Ga-ryun opened her mouth with a bashful smile.
“It’s a joke, what are you so upset about? Isn’t that what you really wanted to do?”
I thought my heart was going to explode.
Anyway, even after that, I was so happy to see Yu Gak-ryun every time I played the roulette, I only lost money when I ran on an icy road and slipped, or fell into a manhole and got hurt when I saw the guy’s face.
“Ah, are you here again? How many times is this, my husband is really irresistible.”
Then, in the end, to keep the wedding anniversary with Yu Ga-ryun, he threw away an important contract and ran home, and when he got caught in the penalty box with absurd contents, that he had to take all of his fortune as a penalty, he said he sincerely wanted to open the mind of the producer. I thought.
Where the hell do you live, this?
“You have had an accident. how about this… … . You look like you’re losing Did I miss you like that? Was the anniversary of my wedding more important than the contract with millions of dollars?”
