Chapter 37 – Chapter 37 – Looking for a Healer, Looking for an Aphrodisiac
“How can I prove my combat prowess?”
“You can prove your skill with your weapon, or you can prove it with mana or something. There are countless ways to prove it.”
“How can I show you mana?”
“All you have to do is collect the mana in one place and show it. The adventurer’s guild wizard will look at the mana.”
It wasn’t difficult to gather mana. The problem is that among my body parts, the place where mana gathers the best is the pepper.
What should I do, should I call the wizard separately and show him in the bathroom?
“Why are you doing that?”
Said Elizabeth, coming towards me.
“They ask me to prove my combat power, but the method isn’t right.”
“Pooh!”
Elizabeth burst into laughter. I’ve seen my Chilli Caliber before, so it’s not unreasonable to react that way.
“Sorry sorry. I couldn’t stop laughing.”
“Are you okay. By the way, Elizabeth, do you have any good ideas? A way to prove my fighting prowess.”
“Well… “
“You saw me fighting. Can’t you stand as a witness?”
“That won’t work.”
Elizabeth shook her head. When I tried to ask why, the receptionist answered instead.
“Recruiting others is only possible for mid-level adventurers. Maybe he’s not a mid-level adventurer yet.”
“It is as you say.”
She wasn’t an adventurer like all adventurers.
“Or should I show you the loot from the goblins?”
“That is also difficult. This is because it is difficult to determine whether they were obtained through hunting or trading.”
That’s tricky.
As I expressed my disapproval, Lily, who was sitting next to her, asked me.
“What is your alternative ability that makes you worry so much? You just have to show off your skills.”
Well, I’ve only told Lily that I’m a hero, but I haven’t told her in detail about my abilities yet.
From Lily’s point of view, it must seem strange that the hero is groaning without showing any of his abilities.
“Do you have any special abilities?”
After hearing Lily’s words, the receptionist told me.
Apparently, the queen told her to hide that she was a warrior. I can’t get caught in a place like this.
“Ah, it seems my co-workers believed me outright that I was bluffing a little, haha… “
I passed the receptionist’s words with a shy smile.
“Anyway, I can’t enroll you in the adventurer’s guild under the current circumstances. Please come back later.”
I finally got up and sat down with Lily at the desk in the corner of the adventurer’s guild. As I rested my chin on my desk and thought, Aaron and Elizabeth came and sat across from me.
“What’s the matter? You fight well.”
Elizabeth asked with a smile. Aaron, who was next to her, also burst into laughter.
“Aaron, you’ve never seen me fight, but are you laughing?”
“Still, you heard Miss Lily’s explanation roughly.”
Ah, Lily tipped off to Aaron instead of the reason she was taking off her pants. Then Aaron must know the legend of my Pepper Caliber.
“It’s become a habit to get tired of your pants every time you fight a monster, so you have to take off your pants and fight… It doesn’t even feel right.”
What, what?
“No matter how much you fight with a lowly monster, urine comes out against your will, right? Even when catching bugs. Then, of course, it would be natural for you to take off your pants and come fight.”
What bullshit is this!?
I turned my head and glared at Lily. Lily stuck out her tongue at me with a devilish grin.
Ah, what Lily whispered in my ear then…
“You, later, are dead.”
I suppressed my anger and spoke in a low voice.
“The beer is out!”
The clerk put four beers on our table. After each person took a glass, we raised our glasses and toasted.
Wow, the taste of beer I drank in a long time, it really kills me.
“So what are you going to do now? How do I register for the guild?”
Said Elizabeth, putting down her glass. I looked at the beer slicking in my glass for a moment and said.
“Can’t you all become mid-level adventurers and be my witnesses?”
“Being an intermediate adventurer is not that easy. We are just beginner adventurers who have not yet become low-level adventurers.”
“Where can I see intermediate adventurers?”
“I wonder if there are one or two people in this building… Most of them are out and about, so it’s hard to see them. Why, why don’t you try a duel with an intermediate adventurer?”
You could call it a duel. Although it is a duel on the bed.
But that’s something you need to see a decent female mid-level adventurer.
In the end, I just emptied my glass without coming to any conclusion.
“I’ll buy this drink for now, so let’s go outside and think about it.”
Aaron drank the remaining alcohol at once and said. We got up and trudged out of the guild building.
“Hey, what do you think you dropped?”
The receptionist got up and picked up the paper I had dropped. It’s probably my pass written by Leah.
“Ostrich… Is this your pass? This?”
The receptionist opened her eyes wide in disbelief and read her pass several times.
“Yes. It’s not counterfeit. I passed through the city gate with this.”
“If you go through the procedures, you can register as an adventurer, right?”
What kind of buzzing noise is that all of a sudden? I still said no, but what is the pass?
“Lea-sama was an advanced adventurer. She can be said to be sufficiently authenticated as long as Leah-sama writes the pass in her own handwriting.”
Was Leah such a great person?
“What procedure do I have to go through?”
“It’s a simple procedure to get Leah’s confirmation to see if this pass is forged or not.”
“Can I go?”
“No. We’ll send someone from our side. Leah-sama is not far away, so you should be able to check it out right away. In the meantime, you can stay inside the building, or you can go outside and come back.”
“Ah, then I’ll go outside and come back.”
“Yes, please come.”
I came out of the building with an exciting step. The party who had been waiting for me to come out first looked at me with puzzled eyes.
“Why are you suddenly in such a good mood?”
“Huh? No, nothing.”
“We’re going to stop by the market. Would you like to come with us?”
“Okay, let’s go.”
While walking to the market, I took a good look around. As Leah said, it was to find a healer.
But I couldn’t find a healer that I liked. It was because not only were there a few treatment centers, but all healers were male.
Healers are supposed to be women. She is also a kind and gentle woman.
As I pondered whether she would be a healer suitable for our party, would she be a broad-minded maman or would she be an innocent and pitiful maiden, she arrived at the market before I knew it.
“What are you going to do? Would you like to go with me?”
“No, I’m looking for a healer.”
“Okay, then see you later at the market entrance.”
After parting with Elizabeth, I wandered the market aimlessly. After wandering for a while, I found a potion shop and went straight inside.
“Welcome~”
The potion shop owner welcomed me.
“Do you have the potion you are looking for?”
“Oh, I’d like to look around a little bit.”
I pretended to be choosing a potion and quietly asked the shopkeeper.
“I wish there was a healer in the party, but isn’t there a good one?”
“Well. Maybe it would be better to ask the wandering potion vendors. Most of the people who run the shops here are settled people, so it’s hard to go out on an adventure.”
“Okay. Do you sell aphrodisiacs here by any chance?”
“We don’t have them in our store.”
The shop owner laughed. Does that mean that they are also sold elsewhere? I said hello to the store owner and went out.
“Master? Why are you weak?”
“I’m trying to scold you.”
Saying that, I put my hand under Lily’s clothes and touched her chest.
“Lord, Master! There are too many people!”
“Imagine. The image of being raped by me while being pickled in aphrodisiac and becoming as sensitive as your whole body becomes sensitive.”
“Oh… “
“What do you think will happen if you get stuck with me when your sensitivity has risen to the point where you’ll get sick of touching your nipples?”
“Al, okay, so let’s get your hands on… “
I pulled my hand out of Lily’s clothes and slapped her on the butt.
“If I succeed in buying the aphrodisiac today, I will test it on you, so wet your pussy and wait.”
Lily didn’t answer. Blowing a whistle, I set out to find a wandering potion merchant.
However, no matter how much I walked down her street, I couldn’t find a wandering potion vendor. Most of the wandering merchants were selling spoils obtained from monsters or so-called junk.
“It’s strange… “
I just looked back the way I came and looked here and there. Isn’t today the day? Well, if it’s a wanderer, it might arrive tomorrow, not today.
I trudged back to the market entrance. Elizabeth and Aaron, who had already finished their business, were waiting for me.
“Why are you so late?”
“There are so many things to see.”
“Did you buy anything you want?”
That’s right, you should have bought the aphrodisiac, but you didn’t stop by the potion shop to find the wandering merchant.
Elizabeth let out a sigh as I looked embarrassed.
“Well then, we’ll be going to the inn first, so go buy whatever you want.”
“Where is the inn?”
“Go all the way down this road… “
After confirming the location of the inn, I returned to the market.
“Master? What shall I do?”
“You should follow me, what are you talking about?”
“I also have some things I want to buy, and I thought it wouldn’t be bad to go to the inn and reserve a room in advance… “
Are you asking for some free time? It must be because I haven’t been disciplined lately, so I keep forgetting where I am.
Well, I don’t really need Lily for what I’m doing right now though, let’s see how she does it.
“Yes, go.”
“Thank you!”
Lily nodded at me and hurried off somewhere. Alone, I set out to find her potion shop, vowing to make Lily pickled in her aphrodisiac and send her over 100 times.
However, even after visiting two or three potion shops, none sold aphrodisiacs. What was even more absurd was that it wasn’t that they didn’t handle such things, but that they couldn’t sell them because they ran out of stock.
I guess that’s what the people of this city are thinking too.
Reluctantly, I turned my body in the direction of the inn. And just as I was about to take a step, a word came to my ear.
“Buy a potion~”
It was definitely a different voice from the shop owners I’ve met so far. Thinking that a wandering potion merchant had finally appeared, I quickly ran to the place where the sound came from.
“Buy some potions~ There are many interesting potions~”
The voice of the wandering potion merchant got closer. The wandering potion merchant seen among the people was wearing a robe that covered her entire body and even a hat attached to the robe.
“Hey!”
At the sound of my voice, the wandering potion merchant looked in my direction.
“What are you doing?”
I couldn’t see her face because she was still wearing her robe, but it was definitely a woman’s voice. I put my feet on her in front of the wandering merchant and caught her breath.
“Weakness, are you selling it?”
But the wandering trader shouted in surprise that she had misunderstood me.
“Drugs!?”
