Chapter 69 – The Dwarves Gave the Hero a Present
“Sit properly.”
I said that to Karen, who was gazing at the dwarf city while draped over a horse.
In any case, considering the wagon incident, it seems that there is such a thing as etiquette among dwarves, and it might be against that etiquette for Karen to carry her as her luggage, even if it is an uninvited person.
“Ah… I get it.”
Karen looked surprised at my words, she said and started to sit behind her.
Karen didn’t know how to ride her horse, but she was able to use her flying magic, so changing her posture on her horse didn’t seem too difficult.
Guided by James, I rode the horse, and soon I was able to identify the Dwarf soldiers guarding the huge city.
“I brought a warrior. Deliver the news to the King.”
“Wait a moment.”
James said that to his soldier, and soon he saw a dwarf guarding the gate running into the city using his short legs.
‘Even the gatekeeper’s weapon isn’t normal.’
I gulped down my saliva as I looked at the dwarves’ double-edged ax shining in the sun.
There were many Dwarf artisans who were not good at making weapons and were reluctant to give them to others, but that was an exception for their families.
Not all Dwarves were blacksmiths, but the Dwarves who used one city as their base had a rather complicated blood relationship.
Thanks to that, it might not be that difficult for dwarves engaged in military affairs to obtain weapons from distant relatives.
‘Do you think again, pissed off?’
I felt that I was getting grumpy for no reason.
Come to think of it, it was because the dwarves were annoyed with me for not giving me a long sword that was common to me in the previous round, while giving the best weapons to such a low-level soldier.
Startle.
Perhaps reading the change in my mood, I felt Karen’s body twitch as she held on to the clothes around my waist.
‘Haa, that’s really fucked up.’
I scratched my head with an annoyed expression.
Right now, the dwarves weren’t ignoring me like before, and Karen wasn’t in a situation where she was saying all sorts of shit about cutting off my body like before.
But even so, the memories of my previous rounds made it impossible for me to look at them favorably, and I could hardly control my feelings.
Just when I thought I might go crazy before Karen goes crazy, the King of the Dwarves appeared.
“Is this a warrior?”
The king looked at me as soon as he came out and asked that question, and James nodded his head at the question.
“Yes.”
I wasn’t particularly surprised to see James talking flatly to the king.
After all, he knew very well that being the king of the dwarves was a place where the elders took turns eating.
In addition, given that he served as the representative of the delegation, James must have been of a similar age to the king, and considering the dwarves’ habit of living only in one city, there was a high possibility that the two of them had been friends since childhood.
What was unexpected was Karen’s calm reaction despite seeing the situation, which would have been strange to anyone, but when I remembered the relationship between the king and her, I soon understood the reason.
“Where do you sell wagons?”
“… That.”
At the king’s question, James frowned and looked at Karen.
In that gaze, he saw Karen tremble again.
When I recalled her calmness even after brazenly destroying someone else’s carriage, it could be said that it was a great development.
“Well, it won’t matter.”
“By the way, did you prepare what the hero asked for?”
“Ah, of course.”
I looked at James and the King, my eyes twinkling at their conversation.
I don’t know how James, who was moving with me, delivered the news to their city, but judging from the situation, it seemed like he had the items I needed.
“Oh, the warrior must have high expectations. Come with me I’ll show you mine.”
After reading my expression, the Dwarf King told me so, and we followed the King into the Dwarven Village.
Inside the village, which had a structure similar to a cave, you could see houses made of carved walls and smithies.
The short dwarves each came out to see Karen, but for the dwarves who rarely see humans outside, it seemed like we were a big spectacle.
And, ironically, the Dwarves’ attention was much more on Karen than on me, the hero.
“What? They say she’s a human woman, but she looks really ugly.”
“Haha, humans are so pitiful. To have a woman like that.”
“Certainly, that human woman is unusual. Could it be that all human women look like that?”
Due to the nature of ignorant dwarves, they were talking about what she felt to Karen without hesitation.
It was Karen who didn’t pay much attention to what the dwarves said, but it seemed that she couldn’t stand it when she became so numerous that she couldn’t count them.
Karen hurriedly began to bury her face in her back in her, and I let her go.
“Hehe, the warrior is pretty good, right? Shall I pinch you?”
“It’s okay. Just looking at it, it looks fragile. You don’t have manly taste.”
Of course, it wasn’t that the dwarves weren’t interested in me at all.
I could hear the chubby dwarven women with faces that looked exactly like Juan, with beards, looking at me and whispering.
I wanted to curse at least once, but since Dwarfs were originally that kind of race, it would only be my loss to get angry.
“Karen, never mind. Because they are like that.”
I felt Karen’s hands her twitch at the sound of my soft words.
I wasn’t interested in what she was thinking, but she didn’t even know what she was talking about, and the chattering dwarves didn’t look good, so I just followed the king with an expressionless face.
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“Hero, these are specially prepared for you.”
Entering the huge hall in the center of the Dwarven City, the King ordered his soldiers to start putting out colorful boxes.
There are three boxes in all.
Looking at the box decorated with all sorts of fancy jewels, I brushed away all the unpleasant feelings and swallowed my mouth.
It’s a greed for good weapons, because I also had them to some extent.
“Would you mind if I open it?”
“Now, it’s yours, so do as you please.”
I immediately opened the leftmost box as I saw the King speaking loudly.
When you open the lid of the box, what you see is a large silver ring.
‘Ring… Too big for that?’
I looked at the unknown ring and looked at the Dwarf King with a puzzled expression.
It could have been a bracelet, but it seemed too small to wear on my arm.
“What the hell is this…”
“Ah. It. It is very good.”
“… Is it good?”
“Okay. If you put it on your cock, the girls just faint.”
“…”
I was at a loss for words when I saw the Dwarf King talking about such things with a calm face.
Even Karen, who was not surprised by most things, flinched at her body.
Perhaps it was because she was old enough to become a king, and I thought that it was a bit harsh even for a dwarf joke.
“You’re kidding, right?”
“Yes? Are you kidding? How good is that for a man? Oh, is it too big? Don’t worry. It’s made of mithril and has magic on it, so it automatically adapts to the user’s body.”
I finally realized that what the Dwarf King said was not a joke and looked at James.
James also did not anticipate the situation, he just looked at me with a puzzled expression.
‘Let’s calm down, there are still two more left.’
I took a deep breath and started to open the remaining boxes again.
What came out this time was a small egg-shaped silver sphere.
“… This?”
“That’s a vibrator. If you put it in a woman, it will be very good. Oh, it moves according to the will of the user, so there is no need to worry about a woman using it alone.”
I felt my expression harden more and more at the words of the Dwarf King.
I knew that they were originally of this kind, but I never thought that they would release something like this as a weapon even in this situation.
“The last box…”
I opened the one remaining box and bit my lower lip.
This time, I was able to find out what it was without having to listen to the Dwarf King’s explanation.
At the tip of the cylindrical material made of light brown color like the skin of dwarves, it was formed in a shape that looked exactly like a pussy.
“That is, our ambition. Pussy hole! With that, you can quench your lust anywhere.”
Seeing the Dwarf King speak with a proud expression, I was properly heated.
The moment I thought I had to wipe out all the perverted tribes, including the Demon King’s army and Nabal.
“Hey, you crazy bastard! Why did you prepare this? I told you to match the weapon!”
James, the representative of the envoys visiting the empire, shouted at the king.
And to James’s swearing, the king responded with an extremely unfair expression.
“No, I told you to match it with a killing item?”
“You madman! Items are like weapons and armor!”
“Damn it. Did you say it right in the first place? Did you know Nanda? Would a hero want something like that?”
It was only then that I realized that the king and the dwarves didn’t do this to make fun of me, and I was suppressing my will to kill myself little by little.
‘Inner piece!’
