Chapter 172 – 12.9 World’s Most Terrible Ramen 3
※Among the lines of the monkey hand, 『』 Is the mind, and 「」 Is the direct voice. Please refer to it and read it!
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“Yuki. Did I say You shouldn’t speak carelessly in front of the monkey’s hand.”
“Ah.”
Yuu, who understood my meaning, covered my mouth with both of his hands.
Great. Countermeasures are perfect. My hypothesis, “If you don’t say your wish, even the monkey’s hand won’t do you any harm,” Has gained some credibility. If it weren’t for that, I wouldn’t have said such a guiding thing.
If Yuuki answered “I want to hear it” To the monkey hand’s question, “Don’t you want to listen to your father’s will?”
If that’s the case, there’s no law telling me and Yuuki not to fly to the past when Kurosaki-san was still alive. Earlier, the monkey hand showed that it could not only change gender, but also transcend time and space.
I smiled brightly.
To make the monkey hand look and feel like a madman.
“Neither can I. You have to boil it until it becomes mushy.”
“For a moment! Wait! This devil! You don’t even have human-like feelings!”
“Who says who is the devil? To a good human being like me.”
Pick up the noisy monkey’s hand again with the tongs and place it in the boiling water.
“Aww! Hate! I don’t want to go in! Aaaaakororororok…….”
“Oh, it’s very noisy for a topic that doesn’t have a mouth.”
After dipping the monkey’s hand into the boiling ramen soup, he covered the lid to prevent it from escaping.
– Less, less.
The pot shakes as if they are splashing water inside.
But still couldn’t escape.
『I will take revenge! This pain! This humiliation! You too will burn in the flames of hell!”
It cries out in pain as it ripens alive, and utters curses against me without ceasing.
Kkeuk. Do it if you can. It’s probably faster for me to eat you than for you to take revenge.
“Hey, Knives.”
“Yes?”
As I hold down the lid of the pot, Yuu looks at me with a worried face.
Hmm. This is it You can tell just by looking at his face.
Yuu must be worried about his uncle’s will.
However, in order to keep my words that you shouldn’t make a wish, you couldn’t speak and groaned.
“Yuu. Are you okay. Trust me and wait.”
“Yes.”
Yuu nodded seriously.
Yuu seems to believe in me sincerely.
Actually, there is no such thing as a big operation.
I’m just thinking of harassing TS Knives’ monkey hand so that he can reach Buddhahood.
Hmm. How do you do it?
As I waited for the monkey’s hand to cook, I cleared my mind for a while, and the rattling of the pot stopped.
Are you dead?
『I will curse you. I will avenge……. This pain will return 100 times…….』
However, the mind was still pouring curses.
Also, you can’t die in a hurry. My spirits seem to have gone down.
Now, rather than howling, he was chanting softly.
Hmm. Wouldn’t it really die if left like this?
“Where are you done?”
But, it’s not fun when you die easily.
I opened the lid again and took out the monkey’s hand.
Steaming monkey hand soup.
It was a visual that I didn’t want to eat at all.
“Oh oh. Does it smell good too? Much better than before. Churup.”
But I ate it as if it were delicious.
It’s half a bluff, but at worst it was really meant to be eaten.
Disgusting is one moment, upset stomach is two days.
But the aftermath is forever. I had to take this opportunity to get rid of the aftermath.
Monkey Hand is the only thing that can definitely get rid of me.
In other words, it is the absolute evil of this world and can be said to be the final boss.
In order for me to live safely in this world, I have to somehow get rid of it by eating it.
That’s why I have to chew and eat the root of all evil without leaving a single nail behind.
After making up my mind like that, this time I put the thumb of the monkey’s hand in my mouth—
“——Ki, wait, human!”
“Yes? What else?”
Oh oh.
Did my bluffing work?
The monkey’s hand, which had been dying, spoke with difficulty.
Hearing his voice, I could tell that he was very desperate.
“Contract! Let’s make a proper contract! I am the coordinator of this world, the storyteller! I can do anything you want!”
Okay. I can make anything you want come true Whatever the process, the end result.
But this guy, if I ask for 1 billion, he is the one who will receive 1 billion for my sister’s death insurance. It is a demon on a different level from clumsy voice phishing.
There was only one answer I could give to this guy.
“You’re making a fucking noise.”
“Hey, wait! Talk only! Just listen to the story! Wouldn’t that be bad for you too?”
Ignoring it and chewing it would be the correct answer here.
But right now, in front of me, Yuu was looking at me with a very impatient expression.
I was pretending to be calm, but I could clearly see that my stomach was burning.
“Hehe. A story?”
I went round and round as much as I could to keep the story going.
So that the monkey hand can flutter on its own without a contract.
Anything is impossible to answer for sure. In the worst case, a strange contract could be made just by saying, “Then let’s just listen.”
“Okay! Are you okay with the story? I know everything in this world! Aren’t you curious? Are you curious? You’ll be curious, ask anything!”
“I’m not really curious.”
When I reacted stoically, the monkey hand hurriedly brought up a story.
“That’s right, Kurosaki Yuuki! How about you? This is the story of your father, Hiroto Kurosaki. Aren’t you curious about what your father said last?”
I glanced at Yuuki.
It means don’t answer.
If it were Yuu, you would know just by looking into my eyes.
Yuuki also responded with a firm face and a slight nod of his head. Fortunately, the idea seems to work.
“Keugh. Kurosaki Hiroto prayed to me right before he was taken away. ‘Even if I die on the battlefield, even if I’m gone, I hope my family will be happy’. I heard that prayer and made all of your families happy! Is that kind of ingratitude the answer?”
Monkey’s Hand spoke eloquently, as if the death scene was a lie.
Well, this was originally a memento of Mr. Kurosaki. It wouldn’t be strange if he made a wish here one last time before leaving.
However, it is a subtle story as to whether the Kurosaki family became truly happy as a result.
Umm, did everyone become happy as a result?
But maybe it wasn’t the monkey’s hand that made me happy?
Although it certainly feels like a strange coercive force worked in the process, though.
…… However, one thing is certain, that this happy family at least will not be the form of happiness Mr. Kurosaki hoped for.
“Ah, that’s no fun either. I should have just eaten it quickly and had sex with Yuu.”
“Kheuk! His sex sex sex her! Sex every day, are you humans monkeys?!”
“Who said who is a monkey?”
This one was kind of fun.
A monkey hand calls a person a monkey. It’s a black joke.
“Well, it was a plausible story, but it doesn’t mean much and it’s not fun. It’s unfortunate, but I’m eliminated.”
It may have meant something to Yuu, but not me.
Feeling like an audition judge, I declared Monkey Hand eliminated.
“For a moment! One more! It’s a story about Kurosaki Yuuki’s gender!”
“Yeah out. Awesome.”
“Ah!”
This time I didn’t listen anymore and bit my thumb.
However, it was not easily cut either.
I chewed my thumb with my molars like a dog chewing dog gum.
“Uh, Knives, wouldn’t it be okay to listen?”
As expected, Yuuki seems interested.
It’s natural because I’m talking about myself.
“No. Don’t listen It’s useless anyway.”
I said while chewing on a monkey finger.
Whether Yuuki’s gender her changed from male to female, she was originally a female and she changed to a male and then back to a female, either way will only cause confusion.
It’s okay for Yuuki to remain in this ambiguous state right now.
Because I acknowledged that.
“Yuu. Do you believe me or do you believe these strange occult goods?”
“Uh, I…… Trust Knives.”
“Okay. Then it happened.”
“Aww! My hand! My hand!」
Awesome
The thumb just came off.
Also thick It was harder to chew than the little finger.
But that doesn’t mean you can’t eat it.
I chewed my thumb finely in my mouth and declared it to Yu.
“Yuu, you are a woman. If this monkey hand is a woman, it’s because I’ve defined you as a woman. Conversely, if you say a man, this is a lie. I know that no matter what anyone says in the future.”
“…… Yes.”
Great. It is perfect.
Now it never shakes
“You mad man! I knew you were a psychopath, but I didn’t expect it to be this much!”
“Hehe. I’m sorry, but my mind is sober?”
“All lunatics think they are normal! Just like you!」
“Yes, yes, you will.”
The monkey’s hand screamed like a final outburst before being eaten.
「Knives Windsor! It’s your mistake that you killed yourself! What you blame me for is the wrong number! I heard Kurosaki Yuuki’s wish to bring you back to life and even turned back time!”
“Huh. Okay? Actually, that Knives Windsor is dead? Unfortunately, Knives and I are different people.”
“No! You are Knives Windsor himself! It’s just that you’re crazy and think you’re someone else!”
“Oh yeah.”
Is this the final outburst?
There’s nothing special about it.
「Knives Windsor! Find your sanity! You are not a possessor! You are Knives Windsor himself!”
What is it
Is it because I’m talking about it?
I was much more interested than when I was talking about Yuuki.
“Do you really think being possessed is real? Do you really think there are other worlds? You are just a psychopath who believes that you are possessed!」
…… Ah. Is it. It could be.
Somehow, lately, the memory of the previous world has been fading.
I can’t even remember my original name anymore.
「Knives Windsor! Find your sanity! I am the benefactor who brought you back to life! It’s just that you’re crazy and can’t judge properly! Doing something like this with your sanity—”
“──Knives!!”
…… What?
Did I fall asleep at some point?
There was a voice that woke my drowsy mind.
「Kwaaaaah——!」
When I opened my eyes, somehow Yuuki was biting the monkey’s hand.
Oh oh. Jesus.
