Chapter 91 – Aquarius(8)
Eve, in her own way, got used to the duties that the estate agent had to do. It was because of the rules she made in her own way. One rule. It does not interfere with the work of the knights at all. Two rules. Do not interfere in the accounting work supervised by Sieri and Aira. Rule three. Official documents sent by the state are postponed without proceeding for now. Rule four. She does not go out of the house as much as possible for the sake of a cultured image worthy of a lord’s wife.
As a result of following all these rules, Eve was able to do nothing more than usual while she was the estate agent. All she did was work out with Elsie in the morning, pay for what Lee asked for approval at lunchtime, and receive official letters that arrived in the evening and put them roughly on her desk in the office.
Of course, for matters that needed answers, Eve, Sieri Aira, Celue Elsie, and even Robin all gathered together and squeezed their heads together to barely answer or proceed.
As a result of running the territory in this way, the Peta Territory ruled by Eve was very peaceful and no incidents occurred. Eve, unlike Lucius, had no mercy in punishment, so her crime rate plummeted whenever Lucius was on business trips. It was because Lucius let her petty criminal go after a rough warning and hard labor, but Eve cut off her hand or made her a half-asshole according to the law.
“Sierri.”
“Yes, Mr. Eve.”
“When will the groom come this time? It will take quite a while to investigate, right?”
“Your lord must miss you a lot, Mr. Eve.”
“You’re the same bastard as the fucking groom, really.”
So much time has passed. While Eve was reviewing her accounting papers with Sieri, she said it out of the blue. Now that her fear of Eve had faded, Qin Xie Li threw a joke of hers, and Eve responded very well to the joke. Surprisingly, Sieri and Eve got along well.
“Excuse me.”
Aira came into her room with her papers. Paperwork piled up like a mountain today. These were the things that Lucius had planned to order when he arrived, but since they arrived later than expected, Eve had to deal with them.
Eve asked.
“You want me to do all of this?”
“We have to do everything. Otherwise, our lord will suffer later.”
“You don’t care about my troubles?”
“You’ve been playing for almost two weeks.”
“No, what about that…”
Now, even Ai was answering Eve freely. Eve thought that her position in this mansion was on the same level as that of a tiger with missing teeth or a lion with missing claws. It was somehow sad, but there was nothing to be angry about, so Eve went through the papers, licking her lips. Looking out of her window, Elsie was working hard on her training today.
Without the lord to be escorted, the most comfortable ones were Elsie and Selu. Eve had nailed that she didn’t need an escort, so Elsie worked out or rested all day long, and Sellu was spending a leisurely life soaking in the pool with or without the lord.
“I’m fucking jealous.”
Eve was sighing at her as she looked out. Lucius was always dealing with these papers, but Eve felt like his head would explode if he looked at them even for a second. Is this why you go out to work?
“Excuse me.”
While flipping through the papers, someone else appeared. It was Robin. The knight commander was started at whether he was not used to being in a room full of women. Eve asked, frowning at her.
“What.”
“There is a wizard who wants to see Mrs. Peta…”
“Wizard? A fucking wizard wants to see me?”
Eve hated wizards. Because perverts were the first to purchase mermaids, and wizards were second. Wizards also used mermaids’ blood as reagents or mermaids themselves as test subjects. A mermaid in the water was stronger than a human, so he put the mermaid in the water and injected the medicine into it.
That’s why Eve didn’t like wizards very much. However, Robin did not know the cause of Eve’s sharp reaction to her. So he said in a bewildered voice.
“Yes. Yes. The wizard wants to see Mrs. Peta.”
“Yeah. I bet. Wanna see what a fucking half-mermaid looks like? Fuck think you’re behind today, bitch bitch.”
When the opportunity to relieve the paperwork stress came, Eve was unstoppable. He didn’t care about the wizard’s purpose or name her. Eve intended to start a conversation by cutting off one of the wizard’s arms her. Eve jumped out of the window, taking out the curved sword she had left beside her office her. When Eve suddenly flew in, Elsie looked at her with a surprised face.
“Dalian?”
“No. I’m going to kill the wizard. Do you want to go with me?”
“Go. It’s a spectacle to see the wizard die.”
Elsie nodded and joined Eve. Even the beastmen had a lot of grudge against the wizard. It was because it was difficult for the soldiers to defeat the Beasts in bare-body fights, so they often used magic. To a beast warrior like Elsie, wizards were nothing more than bastards supporting illegal doping.
A duo of serial killers with such vicious faces opened the gate of the mansion. Eve shouted, brandishing her sword in the air.
“Fuck me!”
“Hey!”
Soya knelt down on his knees at the murderous appearance of her. Eve, who was about to slap her head, hesitated for a moment when she saw that one of Soya’s legs her was already crippled. And I was able to come to a rational conclusion that it would be a little too much to kill even an Amman magician. Eve caught her breath and asked Soya.
“What.”
“That, that… Are you Mrs. Peta?”
“By the way?”
Eve’s sharp reaction made her Soya shrink even more. She stood up again on her cane and spoke cautiously.
“That’s because the lord, Priest Lucius, sent me a gift…”
“Gift?”
The letter hadn’t arrived yet. Eve glanced at Soya, frowning her eyes. Big ass with pink hair. And her bulging breasts her, as if bowling balls had been put into her one by one. Just by looking at her appearance of her, she was definitely a woman Lucius would lure and capture.
“You sent me a present?”
“Yes, yes. That… I said that if you look at it, you’ll like it…”
“What.”
“Yes?”
“What?”
People were gathering. Soya looked around her with a puzzled look on her face her, then she became contemplative and lowered her voice.
“That, that… Can’t we go inside instead of here and tell them?”
“What the fuck, bitch that looks like a slut. Say something before you cut off your breast and use it for a volleyball, bitch. Okay?”
Eve asked, thrusting her knife into her. It had been a long time since she had given up the nobility of a lord’s wife. Soya’s face grew whiter and he panicked.
“Gee, really! Really! Joe, it’s a little bit like that! Please, please! It’s not really strange! It’s not suspicious! No, it’s suspicious, but no, no! It’s not that, it’s really safe… It’s safe. It’s really good, so why don’t you show me inside!”
“Wizards are not to be trusted.”
Elsie said coldly. Eve didn’t even want to bring the wizard into the mansion. Lucius had n’t sent a letter about the wizard, and he had n’t heard back. It might have been a case of delivering bombs as a wizard with a grudge against the past in a place like the Amur Territory.
So don’t let the wizard inside. Eve shook her head resolutely.
“Fuck it. If you don’t want your remaining leg to be an asshole here, you’re going to tear things down? Do you want me to say it two or three times?”
“Oh, that’s… It’s really kind of like that… Are you okay?”
“If you ask ‘Are you okay with more?’ Just once, I’ll tear your jaw out, so hurry up.”
Eve tapped her on the floor with a curved blade and pressed again. At those words, Soya hurriedly started drawing a magic circle on the floor. As soon as Soya was about to draw the magic circle, Elsie grabbed Soya’s arm her and broke it.
“Wizard. Don’t play tricks.”
“Ouch! It hurts! It’s a real summoning magic circle! It’s a summoning circle! There’s no way I’m carrying something like that! Oh, it hurts, it hurts! It hurts!”
Eve stopped Elsie. Soya sniffed and rubbed his arm her.
“Heh… Hee hee…”
“Since we’re watching, summon it quickly. If you do anything wrong, I’ll slap you right in the head, so you know that.”
“Ah, okay.”
Soya’s mind was complicated. Lucius seemed like a normal human being, but why is his wife like this? Are you the real wife? Is Lucius presenting a dildo to a wife like this? Soya shook off his thoughts and drew a magic circle.
“This, this is the summoning magic circle…”
With those words, Eve ordered the knights to pull the people back. After he and Elsie also stepped back a bit, he aimed his sword at Soya.
“Summon me now.”
“It’s not really a dangerous thing… That… “
“If you don’t want to go through the fucking shit, do it quickly!”
“Oh, okay!”
Soya closed his eyes and activated the summoning magic circle. Purple smoke rose and a dildo popped out of it. The knights glanced at the object. Eve also looked at the object with a subtle expression.
“A dildo?”
“Ah, yes…This…It’s a living dildo that responds to mana…How to use it…”
The people of the territory, the knights, Eve, and Elsie all hardened at the unexpected object. Soya, who had already been through this situation once, began to explain the dildo with a more skillful attitude than before.
“If you press this button here…”
I pressed the button, and the blue figure of a courtesy came to the surface, engulfing the dildo.
“Oh my gosh!”
“Oi! How foolish!”
“Chief priest, disgrace again, hey…”
“Oh… What…”
Soya’s face turned bright red. Eve’s face was also blushing, and she was in a state of embarrassment. Said Elsie.
“It doesn’t look dangerous.”
“No… Fuck… Foot… What… “
While Eve was neglecting, Sieri arrived at the scene belatedly. As soon as Sieri saw the dildo floating in the air, she screamed and covered her eyes.
“What, what is that!”
“And when I press this blue button…”
Then, when Soya pressed the blue button, the blue human stood upright and started twerking madly in the air. People screamed at the lewd, dirty, and obscene teasing of the waist.
“Aigoo! To bring something like that into the manor!”
“It’s terrible! It’s nasty! Aaaaagh!”
“Chief priest!! Aigoo oh! Priest chief niiiiim!”
“The head priest couldn’t have ordered something like that!
The scene was like hell. Wouldn’t a strip club in hell feel like this? A blue stripper shakes his dick and twerks while people are blindfolded and screaming. Soya tried to keep his composure her and closed his eyes tightly. It was because the look on Eve’s expression made her feel like she was about to wield a knife at her. Eve seemed to lose her mind in the middle of it.
“Eh, Mr. Eve?”
“Mermaid. Are you playing with something like that? It looks fun.”
Xie Li was looking at her with her eyes mixed with her slight contempt for her. Elsie was looking at Eve with a curious face. Eve was responsible for putting things in order. At first glance, it seemed that it was a gift from Lucius. But Eve didn’t want to receive such a gift as a thank you. But if you openly reject it like this, that’s a bit like that.
What to do what do we do? After thinking for a while, Eve opened her mouth.
“… It’s off.”
“Yes?”
Siri asked. Eve cried, closing her eyes tightly.
“My mom’s! Fuck you, okay? I meant to use it on my mom!”
People who had been screaming were staring at Eve with strange faces. The reason why there is no direct verbal violence yet is because Eve is the wife of the lord and the son of the Grand Duke of the North was also a crazy bitch.
Eve responded hotly to the gazes that looked at her.
“What the fuck you bastards! I’m going to write it to my mother, are you unhappy? Don’t you know how to be filial?”
Of course, the people of Peta Mansion were not filial in this way, but she just kept her mouth shut because she felt like she would die if she mentioned more here.
