Chapter 53 – You Can’t Stop Raiding Dungeons (4)
“Hey, wait! Ayy!”
“Wait!”
Let’s calm down. Even if you enter the tiger’s den, you will live as long as you wake up. If A.A turns his eyes right here and now, I will die unconditionally. If that personality-broken elf princess had called Me Too, I would have done it, but it was because there was no one who would take my side. When Erina and I called A.A. Together, A.A. Tilted its head.
“Why is that?”
Karin asked, looking at me with her puzzled expression. I was trying hard to pretend to be calm. Erina was already sweating like it was raining. I’ve been thinking about it for a long time, but that bitch couldn’t lie too much. I had to somehow make this amicable before Erina licked her jaw.
“Now, warrior. Listen. A woman’s chastity is a bit relative, isn’t it?”
“What are you talking about, Priest. Erina said she’d never met any other men besides me.”
“That’s why, by Golem’s standards, Princess Erina may not be pure.”
“Yes?”
A.A had a blatantly displeased expression on her face. She’s going to get really offended if anyone says, ‘Your girlfriend might not be a virgin.’ I said carefully.
“I mean. Golems are so picky, you might think you’ve lost your virginity just by holding her hand or hugging her, right?”
“That…”
“Chastity is judged by virginity.”
The Golem spoke with a grand sound of “Wuuuuu”. Is that kid artificial intelligence? Aye looked at the golem and then at me again, she said. She was laughing
“That’s right. Erina. Come quickly. That… It’s a little embarrassing to tell the priest, but me and Erina haven’t done that… To each other yet.”
“Now, wait, warrior. But in case you don’t know.”
“Priest, in case you don’t know what…”
“Yes, yes! Aye! I might not be a virgin!”
What are you saying, you crazy bitch? While A.A and I were talking, Erina interrupted in a cold sweat. I too was staring at her with her embarrassing face of her. In particular, her A-A face was in shock, like someone who heard the news of her girlfriend’s premarital pregnancy.
“Erina?”
AI’s voice was trembling. Erina spoke gibberish, wiping the sweat from her forehead to her.
“That, so! It’s not that I’m not a virgin… It’s that… It could be! So… That… Could disappear without me even knowing…Those. ..Standards are different! That’s why…Th…That means it’s dangerous if I do it anyway! That’s why!”
I had to put an end to this situation before that bitch shouted, ‘I’m a slut representing the elven kingdom!’ They say that life is a tragedy when seen in close-up and a comedy in long-shot. If I had nothing to do with this situation, I would have watched while eating popcorn, but if things went wrong here, A.A. I couldn’t become a priest who fell behind because of mop drip.
“Hero. Let’s talk over there for a second.”
I took the warrior and went to a corner. Erina signaled to shut up with her glance at her, and she nodded her head anxiously. Karin didn’t understand why, so she just stood there in a daze.
“Now, warrior. Women have many secrets, don’t they?”
“Yes. I think so too.”
“Everyone wants to look good for the person they like the most, right?”
“Yes that’s right.”
“Princess Erina likes the hero the most. Is this a fact anyone can know?”
“Yes.”
“So, warrior. Think rationally. Calm down. The fact that the princess is reluctant to go out where she wants to be chaste now, doesn’t that mean she had a relationship with a man in the past?”
“Yes?”
A.A seriously frowned. That pretty face, wrinkled, was still charming. I said.
“So, it’s just a matter of what if. Everyone has a secret they want to hide. Elves live longer than the hero. It’s natural for Princess Erina to meet someone during that long period of time.”
“But…”
“Are you thinking of abandoning Princess Erina because she is not innocent? Princess Erina really likes the hero. The past has nothing to do with it. “
“That…”
“Hero, please be considerate of the princess who only looks at you now, so that she hides her past her.”
“Priestess, do you know about Erina’s past her?”
“I don’t know either. But I think hiding things from each other makes for a more beautiful relationship.”
“I see. I must have been thinking too short.”
I patted A.A. On the shoulder of her. Erina still looked uneasy, but her expression was pretending to be calm. She could feel her legs trembling. I clapped my hands to get my attention to her, then said.
“Well then, the pure one decided to step out, our warrior.”
“Yes?”
Aye looked at me with her bewildered face. I replied.
“A woman who has never had sex. You’re right. I’m not supposed to get married, and to be honest, it’s rude to ask the driver whether he’s… Or expose it in a place like this.”
“All right.”
Aie nodded her head in agreement. She and she took a step in front of the golem. Erina was already trembling with anxiety and was tapping her forearm of her.
“What if… What if…If I were a virgin…”
“Princess, please shut up.”
The blue light came into the golem’s eyes again. Using the light from her eyes her as if it were a laser, he began scanning A.A.’S body her. The golem, which had been scanning Ai’s body for a while, opened her mouth.
“You deserve to open the door.”
Having said that, the golem moved her massive body her aside and closed her eyes again. In the place where the golem had been, there was a large door. We approached A.A. Without asking anyone first.
“Hero! Are you okay?”
“Oh, yes. Yes. It’s okay.”
A. A witted us asking how we were doing and carefully opened the door. The door opened easily without any resistance. As the door opened, the crumbs of stones that were stuck to it fell off. Under the door was another set of stairs. Torches were burning on either side of the stairs.
“Who installed it?”
Looking at the state of the skeletons, it seemed that no one had come for a long time, but the torches were burning as if they had been placed just before. We met each other’s eyes and decided to go downstairs.
Way down the stairs. It was easy for us to chat while going down the long stairs. I could hear A.A. And Erina talking behind Karin and me.
“I’m sorry, Erina.”
“What are you talking about Ai! What do you have to be sorry for? Rather, I couldn’t step into that dangerous trap…”
“I misunderstood you on my own terms.”
“What, what?”
“I won’t ask about your past. That… No matter what the past was, you’re my other half right now.”
“Ah… Ah ah…”
Erina was on the verge of crying. By the way, she probably doesn’t mean to say that she and I had sex just because she confessed. My heart started pounding out of nowhere. No matter how much A-A said she would forgive her past her, she said it was before she met him. If she says she had another boy while she was on her trip, even if she’s a saint, she’ll draw her sword right away. I felt my legs tremble slightly.
“Priest. You don’t look good.”
Karin said. I said in amazement.
“Oh, did it look that way? No. It must be that the light makes it look excessively pale.”
“If you’re feeling unwell, I’ve brought emergency medicine.”
Nothing was as funny as offering medicine to a priest, but this kind of honesty was also Karin’s charm in the game. Even if the world’s strongest hero is a party member, she has the honesty of willingly stepping up to the vanguard, saying that she will fight instead. The blunt knight coexisted with his big breasts and such charm.
“I’m sure there must be some medicine here… Uh.”
While looking for her medicine, Karin dropped several items from her pocket. A small item she kept wrapped in a cloth fell to the floor and she was revealed.
“A potato knife?”
It was a potato knife. The potato knife you use to peel potatoes in the kitchen. Karin shook her head and picked up her potato knife.
“It’s not a potato knife.”
“It’s not a potato knife?”
“It’s a tool used to torture criminals. It peels off the skin layer by layer.”
“Chew…”
Crazy year. Crazy year. I barely resisted swearing. It was because he remembered the bright red meat in the cellar. No, why did you bring that here?
“Why did you bring that? It’s just a dungeon exploration.”
“There might be grave robbers.”
“…You said you were going to skin a grave robber here? Wouldn’t grave robbery be a prison sentence if caught red-handed?”
“I have a duty to find out if he committed any other crimes besides robbery.”
I decided not to talk to Karin any more. She rummaged through her leather pouch and said with a wistful look on her face.
“Sorry. I must have left my medicine behind.”
I brought the potato knife, but left the medicine. I shook my head. If I committed a crime in front of this bitch, I would no longer be a yellow-haired elf, but a redhead. As we talked like that, we were able to arrive at the second basement floor before we knew it. The same golem was standing there.
The only difference was that there were a little fewer corpses piled up next to it, and the golems were a little cleaner. The specifications of the golem itself were the same as before. Are you still a virgin? As we took a step forward, the golem said with shining eyes.
“The one whose heart is pure and kind. Come forward and open the door.”
A.A and Karin looked at me at the same time. Erina raised the corners of her mouth and smirked. Well, this could easily be excused. I said, pushing A.A.
“I think a hero would be suitable here.”
“Yes? But I…”
“He always looked at the hero with an upright heart, and he took the lead in defeating the demon king with a more righteous heart than anyone else. I think the hero should go.”
And I pushed her away without even giving her a chance to argue.
The blue light came into the golem’s eyes again. Using the light from her eyes her as if it were a laser, he began scanning A.A.’S body her. The robot, which had been scanning Ai’s body for a while, opened her mouth.
“You deserve to open the door.”
Having said that, the golem moved her massive body her to her side her and closed her eyes again. In the place where the golem had been, there was a large door. The door looks much cleaner and stronger than before.
Erina looked at me and frowned. I shrugged. Anyway, it would have been fine if only A.A. And I came here.
