Chapter 235 – West Coast Chronicles (3)
“Isn’t that fucking dragon crazy bitch?”
“Oh, it’s because she’s my mother.”
“Fuck you, mother-in-law… No, this sounds a bit odd. Anyway, how do you beat that? If we went in the wrong way, the whole town would be destroyed.”
“It might be big, but it might not be a big deal.”
“Or you just die there.”
I nodded at those words. I couldn’t figure out what those huge eyes were, and the status window didn’t open properly. It was a similar feeling to seeing Mimir or Atti. But it was more than that.
Name: Dagon
Tribe: ? (Information that cannot be confirmed at the current level.)
Level: ? (Information that cannot be confirmed at the current level.)
Stat
(Information that cannot be confirmed at the current level.)
Characteristic
(Information that cannot be confirmed at the current level.)
Because I couldn’t see anything at all. At least Atina Mimir also showed characteristics, but for some reason this guy didn’t show any characteristics either. I kept lingering around the lake. I could see something moving at the bottom of the lake, perhaps because it was stimulated by the light a while ago. Sellu and Eve saw me hovering around the lake and spoke anxiously.
“Aren’t you going to tell me to come in? My mom is better at swimming than me, so let’s send her.”
“Hehe, since Eve is stronger, let’s send Eve.”
It was a heartwarming sight. I was moved by the motherhood of the two and decided to suggest another method.
“If you pour pollutants into water, won’t it die? Just pour something like hydrochloric acid on it.”
I said, pretending to pour a jar. Eve shook her head and said.
“Groom. After all, we have to get in there. I can’t do it that way.”
“Fuck it. I’ll have to ask Artie.”
In the end, that was the only way. Even if you can’t find a strategy guide on the Internet, Atira has a living dungeon strategy guide, so she will be able to help somehow. I clicked my tongue and walked out of the dungeon. Eve and Sellu both had faces full of regret. I wanted to use this opportunity to break through to the dungeon and become stronger, but it didn’t work out.
“Sorry.”
“I know.”
We were walking through the forest along the wide road we had made while chatting. At the end of the road, the coachman stood in front of the carriage, talking with the guards. I looked at the situation with a serious expression. A guard with a stern face was questioning the coachman about something, and the coachman was embarrassed in front of the guard. We hurried our steps.
The guard stopped a little when he saw us running through the bushes. And when Eve found the mermaid she was hugging, she drew out her sword with a contemplative face.
“What, what, what, what! Stop! You evil bastards! What the hell are you doing with a mermaid… !”
“I am Peta Lucius, the lord of the Peta Territory.”
“Peta Young… Sir, what is your ID?”
“Here.”
I took out my ID from my pocket and showed it. After checking the plaque bearing the royal seal, the guard reaped his weapon. Other soldiers behind them also drew their weapons and retreated. They were still wary of Sellu. I said.
“What happened?”
“Yes. Lord. There were many examples. We are the patrols of Alu Manor, patrolling the area. While patrolling the road, the forest was dug up and traces of wagons were found, so we were investigating the coachman.”
I thought I was hiding it so that it wouldn’t be obvious, but it seems it wasn’t. I clicked my tongue and said.
“Ah yes. It’s the patrol of the Alu estate. Nice to meet you I was also on my way to the Alu estate.”
As I was about to move, a guard blocked my way. As I stared, the guard looked back and forth between Sellu and me.
“Could you explain why you came out of the mountain with the mermaid?”
I looked at the cave in the distance. From the outside, there was no indication that there was a cave. Knowing that there was a cave, I tried to attack it, but when a catastrophe occurred, it was a headache. I decided to hide the story about the cave.
“Should I speak here? It’s a bit personal.”
“Currently, the damage to the mermaids in the Alu Territory is severe. In this situation, it is very suspicious that the lord of another territory came out of the forest with a mermaid…”
“I had sex.”
The atmosphere freezes. Eve, Sellu, the coachman, and the guards all looked at me in amazement. In particular, the reactions of Eve and Sellu, who became the direct parties, were worth seeing. Eve said with a blushing face.
“No what…”
“You did. Right? This guard ‘sama’ must know. Huh? Fuck I was so hot I had sex with my wife in the woods, you should know that, right? Uh? Yes? A guard?”
The guard looked at the mermaid, Eve, and me with a puzzled face. He glanced at my priestly uniform and exclaimed, as if belatedly realizing something.
“Ah, no, that mermaid is Mrs. … Ah! Come on, no way! The priest who mates with that mermaid… !”
Fuck!
“You fucking bastard!”
“Uh oh oh oh!”
I couldn’t stand the word mating. Actually, Eve seemed to burst into tears at the word mating, but my anger was not enough to stop it. The guard, hit in the jaw, collapsed to the floor. He checked the status window, he’s not dead, but he’ll have a hard time eating for the time being. I passed by him, who was trembling and drooping like a frog on the floor, and I said to the driver.
“Coachman. Pull the wagon I have to go to the manor.”
“Ah yes! All right!”
I said to the other guards while the coachman pulled out the wagon.
“Does anyone else have any questions?”
“There is not!”
“You see? Not copulation. Is to have sex. Mermaids are personalities. Respect the fuck.”
“Yes! All right!”
“Ahahahaha! Ah… Kyo Mirae Ahahaha!”
Eve was laughing through tears. I left after receiving a confirmation from the guards that I would keep my mouth shut and live. After getting into the carriage, Eve stopped laughing and barely sighed. I asked.
“Is that funny?”
“Oh, just. It was so funny because I remembered Elsie always telling you that she was mating with you. You can’t help laughing when Elsie matches that guard’s face, right? Ahahaha… Oh, that’s crazy. Damn, but my husband was so fucking cool. Are you mad at me for seeing me as an animal?”
“Of course. Beastmen and mermaids are personalities that should be respected.”
I calmed my aching heart and nodded to Eve. In fact, I was more angry at the fact that he called me similar to a bestial caterpillar than I thought.
“It would be great if we could end this by ramming the bastards as well.”
“I know.”
Sellu agreed to Eve’s murmur. I agreed. The carriage headed for the main street of Alu Manor. A few people, starting with the guards, repeatedly expressed their surprise when they saw Sellu in my carriage, but I didn’t really care. Eve and Sellou both laughed it off once or twice, then closed their mouths and rode on in the carriage, probably getting annoyed.
The carriage arrived in front of the Alu estate’s mansion. The mansion guard let Selu and Eve through only after I presented the personal letter I had received from the king. Sellu was hugged by Eve with a serious expression as if she was worried. Eve hugged Sellu and grew at the guards around her. I held back Eve and moved forward.
There was an idiot in a wheelchair on the first floor of the mansion. He was drooling and playing with a doll, and his name was Alou Ted. I asked the attendant who guided us.
“Who is that person?”
“This is Master Alou Ted. You became an idiot while eating potato salad at the kingdom ball the other day.”
“For the salad? Oh my gosh. It’s so terrifying. In the name of the head priest of the Daecheonsingyo Church, let’s pray for a while.”
I wished Alou Ted the future for a moment, then moved on again. Moving forward, I whispered to Eve.
“After all, people have to eat meat.”
“Hehe.”
Sellu looked at me and smiled meaningfully. Pom smirking seemed to know something, so I shook my head and said.
“I didn’t.”
“What?”
“Whatever. It happened while eating potato salad.”
“Well, if you are, so be it.”
The attendant stopped in front of the office. The hallway was made up of luxurious carpets and red wallpaper. It gave off a gloomy and dark atmosphere that made me wonder if it was a vampire mansion from a novel, but when I looked around, all the windows were closed. I asked before the attendant knocked.
“Why did you close all the windows?”
“After the boy became like that, the lord closed all the windows in the mansion to not show the boy.”
“Sorry.”
“Then would you like to meet the lord right away?”
The attendant asked. I nodded. The attendant knocked and said.
“You shouldn’t be surprised.”
As soon as the knock was over, a faint cry was heard from beyond the door.
“What! Are you the butler?”
“Yes. Lord. I am a guest.”
“A guest. I’ve never called a guest! Tell them to turn it off right now! The city was shattered, and the one and only heir went out of his mind. It means that the family that has been going on for 100 years is going to collapse with me at the end. After all, if I die, I won’t get anything more, so who’s looking for me?”
“They say they are guests sent from the kingdom to defeat the mermaids.”
“Mermaid? Defeat the mermaid? Why, did you call even the famous mating priest in that kingdom! Uh! Eating all the mermaids and impregnating them! Then kick it out! Uh!”
Eve was struggling to resist bursting. This time, Sellu also covered her mouth to contain her laughter. The attendant lowered his head, suppressing his flushed face as if he was all embarrassed.
“Sorry. Our lord is very drunk right now… You will not be sincere.”
“Me too!! If I had been a maniac who would eat mermaids, it wouldn’t have been this hard! Uh! If my wife had been a mermaid, she’d rather have been and it would have been easier for her to work things out! Okay! Tell them to come in quickly! Let’s see what kind of guy came to this estate!”
The door is open. The lord raised his eyes slightly and looked at me. I said.
“Hello.”
Fuck you bastard
