Chapter 179 – Dead Poets Society (3)
To follow the expression of a scholar who said he couldn’t give me a school uniform until the end, it was like this. The academy is a place that can be called the face of the kingdom, and the academy’s uniforms can be called the academy itself. Therefore, we cannot take the academy uniforms out to outsiders. This is because if the academy’s school uniform is lewd or entangled in some kind of shady entertainment, the academy’s reputation may suffer as well.
It wasn’t exactly wrong. But I couldn’t hide my regret. You live in a fantasy world, but you can’t have sex in an academy uniform in a fantasy world? I couldn’t stand anything like that. According to the scholar’s guidance, there was still about a month left. It took about 15 days to get to the capital, so I had 15 days to spare.
I couldn’t give up school uniform sex like this. If you can’t get a school uniform, I can make it myself. There are many skilled tailors in the capital, and I have excellent eyes. At the academy, you can observe the uniforms of the girls with your own eyes, and if you pay a tailor, he will secretly make at least one set of clothes for you.
“If you don’t have fucking teeth, you can live with your gums. Is it not?”
“Groom. So, you want me to write down the measurements here?”
Eve was in front of me, holding a pen and transcribing her body measurements of her. Because the lord’s dress is made-to-order, Eve had her own body measurements of her. In the case of Sieri, where I recently ordered clothes myself, the body measurements were written in my pocketbook. She had a very pitiful expression. I asked.
“Eve. What’s the matter?”
“No, that… Is this really good? Right?”
“Of course it is fine. The design will be moderately different. What can’t you do at the academy?”
“I don’t understand why you are so obsessed with school uniforms. Groom Do you want to fuck and eat young children? Why don’t you go and bring an elementary school girl as your new bride?”
Her Eve her Ira, who was writing down her her body measurements next to her, involuntarily nodded her head at her Eve’s question and looked at me with anxious eyes. In Ira’s case, she had a professional tailor take her measurements of her and make a form for her, so she just had to transcribe them down. Anyway, what do they see me for? Amman said I don’t discriminate between being a beastman or a mermaid, but there was a line. Minors were out of my defensive range.
“I don’t touch minors.”
“…Then it’s done.”
Eve believed my words. The aftertaste was unpleasant enough to be more appropriate to say that she trusted her rather than believing her. Ira nodded her head with a slightly less trustworthy expression than her Eve. I asked Ira.
“Ira. Are you done?”
“Ah yes! Yes I am here.”
I took the paper from Ira and her Eve and put it in my bag. Now, in this mansion, the only people to receive sizes are Selu, Elsie, and Soya. I took Soya and Elsie to a tailor, but I thought I’d take the measurements myself for Sellu. I decided to go out to the pool first and ask Sellu about her body measurements of her. I went to the pool with a pen and paper and found Selu sunbathing on the edge of the pool.
The wagging tail she looked like a flatfish thrown on the bottom of a fish market. I went behind Selu and poked her tail her. Sellu opened her closed eyes slightly and looked at me and she grinned.
“Hehe.”
“What were you doing?”
“Sunbath.”
“You want to become a North Korean?”
“What is North Korean?”
I shook my head after imagining Sellu, skinny in the sun. Sellu’s curiosity moved from the book language to the pen and paper I was holding. She asked, raising her body and pointing to the pen and paper in my hand.
“What is that?”
“This one? Sellu. A piece of paper to write down your body measurements on.”
“My body size? Why?”
“I’m trying to order a group uniform.”
“Mermaids don’t wear clothes.”
Sellu said, showing off her own lean body of hers. Her chest her thumped as she stretched her waist up, her tail hanging down on her floor. I said that while nodding her head.
“Right. Mermaids don’t normally wear clothes. By the way, I want to dress you in a pretty outfit.”
“I can’t wear it much because I’m usually in the water.”
Selou shook her head and said. A look of embarrassment could be seen on her face. The reason was realistic, but I wanted to put Sellu in an academy uniform as well. The reason was nothing. Because I wanted to fuck her mermaid in her school uniform her. I said.
“Does not matter. She doesn’t have to wear that outfit every day. So, this is a gift like a wedding ring. It’s not particularly practical, it only takes up space and gets in the way, but if you look at the clothes I gave you, you’ll be able to feel my love. Do you know? It’s an expression of my love for her cellu.”
“Hehe, love Eve more than me. Because Eve always loves you, even when her words are harsh.”
Sellu smiled broadly as if she was in a good mood at my words, but she was still caring about Eve. I held out her pen and paper once again.
“Of course, the one I love the most is Eve. Sellu is next.”
“That just feels weird.”
“Then is it right to put Sellu first?”
“I don’t know. It feels weird just like that.”
Selou shook her head and said. The corners of her mouth were raised, but there was a bit of bitterness in her smile. I said.
“Sellu. Have you ever taken your body measurements?”
“No. Give me ashes.”
Selu spread her arms wide. As she turned toward me, her pink nipples her, hidden by her hair her, showed a glimpse. Below that, the strong figure 11 abs and smooth waistline were revealed. I took her tape measure that I had prepared and approached her. Her damp hair her smelled like her swimming pool her.
I put her pen and paper aside to keep them from getting wet and pulled her behind her back. Sellu groaned in discomfort as her tape measure pressed lightly over her chest. I whispered in her ear.
“Stay still. Sellu. If you move, the size will change.”
“I don’t think this is bad.”
It was a rare honest impression. The knights who came out for a drink saw me hugging Selu and went back with a cough. Sellu told me.
“One of the Templars just saw us and ran away. What would you have thought?”
“I must have thought they were a beautiful couple.”
“Your lord is now fucking a mermaid outdoors. I think you would have thought.”
“Sellu. Excessive self-deprecation is not good.”
I finished measuring Selu’s waist her and tightened her tape measure. As the tape measure tightened around her waist, Selu was startedled and struggled. Her tail slapped my thighs and she fluttered.
“Hehe, you, don’t tighten it too much.”
“It’s a bee. You are the lord’s mother-in-law. You have to be confident like a mother-in-law.”
“I want to too.”
Said Selu. There was a strange emotion in her playful voice. It was a voice as if she was trying hard to hold back her blues. I untied the tape measure tied around her waist and looked at Selu. Sellu was still laughing with her tongue sticking out. She said.
“Am I a necessary person for this mansion?”
“Absolutely. I really need both Eve and Sellu.”
“We are contributing to your bad image. Every outsider who comes to the mansion says that, that Peta Lucius really breeds mermaids to have sex with them.”
“Who talks like that? I’ll find it and smash her face her.”
“It’s a vicious cycle. You know? At first, the humans attacked us, so I fought back. But since I killed humans, stronger humans came. After repeating this, I became insensitive to murder before I knew it. So do you. For a human to mate with a mermaid is an insult. You know Didn’t you also get a seizure when you heard that? But now, I’m just going to do it and pass it on. I’ve become numb to the gossip before I know it.”
“What is it about? I defeated the demi-humans in the north, and captured the Demon King along with the hero. Now, he’s playing a big role in chasing Evangeline. No scandal can break me. Gossip that doesn’t interfere with my life is just copycats of losers barking.”
In the past, if people talked about things like mermaid gourds and male caterpillars, he would get annoyed, but these days he doesn’t. No matter who said that, it was because my position in this kingdom was already strong. It was enough to break the heads of people who openly called Eve a “Fish” Or were sarcastic about my sex life. But Selou shook her head and said.
“If you act like that, Eve will forever be a mermaid. I want Eve to be human.”
“Eve thinks she is a mermaid herself.”
“But she is not a mermaid.”
Sellu always drew the line between whether Eve was a mermaid or not. As if Eve was a human and the mermaid was enough for herself, he always insisted that Eve was a human. Now my tape measure was measuring Selu’s arm his.
I felt the need to come to a definitive conclusion on this part. I opened my mouth.
“Sellu. Eve or you are on guard because of your brutal criminal record. Even if you’re not a mermaid, this is the same. Even if I become a neat person, even if you, Selu, step out of our mansion on your own, I don’t think that other humans will accept Eve. Rather, Eve will only become my stain.”
Sellu didn’t answer me. She was looking at the playground of her mansion.
Eve is not accepted by society because she is a murderer and rapist. Apart from the race issue, the biggest problem was this. In the name of revenge, both Eve and Sellu killed too many people. The two people who were originally hanged were saved by using the privilege of defeating the demon lord.
This was a fact that would not change even if Selu insisted that Eve was human. Eve has come too far to set foot in the realm of humans.
“Sellu. You have to face reality. The reason Eve claims to be a mermaid is because she was abandoned by humans and you took her back to her. If even you say Eve isn’t a mermaid, then who the hell is Eve? Humans call Eve a mermaid, and if you say that Eve is a human, then whom should Eve turn to?”
Sellu looked at me. Her face her was distorted. It was the first time I saw Sellu’s face like this. She said hugging me.
“That’s right. But I wish Eve was human. I don’t even wear clothes. I can’t cook Eve’s favorite food, and I can’t share my hobbies with Eve. I can’t tell the rest of the bunch to get along with Eve. Because Eve is not a mermaid. Eve can’t sing like a mermaid, and she prefers to eat her food cooked rather than raw. I’m like that. I wish Eve was human. It’s an absurd greed, but I want Eve to be human.”
I hugged her back tightly in her cellu and began to soothe her. Is Eve a mermaid or a human? At the courthouse, I obtained a verdict that Eve was human, but it seemed that being human was not determined by the verdict. I call Eve a human, and the people of our territory think of Eve as a human. Is that enough? What does it take for Eve to become a ‘person’ like Selou’s wishes? What is the human that Sellu wants? How can I achieve this?
“Selue is greedy.”
Her mind her was complicated. It was not a story that could be concluded by taking her clothes measurements of her. I tried to end this story with a joke.
“Hehe, you made it this way. Bad guy.”
Sellu noticed that I was about to finish, and she smiled.
“You still like it?”
“I like her second her after Eve.”
