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The Eunuch Ate It All 211

Chapter 211 – A Group of Monkeys

Yeh-eng- yeh-eng-

Widely-!

“Such a gosseveral mosquito bastard-!”

Skinny Dick flicked his fingers at the mosquitoes that had been crushed in the palm of his hand.

Early moning-.

After waking up, the party was each preparing their own clothes.

Everyone had dark faces because they couldn’t sleep properly because they were plagued by mosquitoes the night before.

It was said that autumn mosquitoes were poisonous, and it was just that.

Ian’s eyes were swollen as if he had been stung by a bee from mosquito bites, and some of the mercenaries had their balls bitten.

“Do you bite your balls even if you ask the dog?”
“Where in the world is there a bitch who sucks your balls? Thank you, kid.”

Seo-joon, who took care of his clothes, offered Hunter Hutch to accompany him, but he flatly refused.

“I heard you guys are going to the ivy mountain? I hate it there. Go and come back safely. By the way, when you come, ask for soup again.”

Hutchi remained at the cabin, and Seo-jun and the others left.

After walking for some time, I saw a dark canyon. The tall cliffs to the left and right cast a thick shadow.

“This, this, from this point on, Joe, Joe, you have to be careful…”

The lame Peter glanced back and said.

Soggy grass moss covered the back of the rock all over. The smell of grass became thicker and the bushes became tighter.

All around was damp with fog, and bizarre-shaped bugs were readily visible.

Horrible-looking poisonous insects with long legs and dozens of strands crawled out from the rotten tree trunks, watching the group walking through the gorge and shaking their antennae.

The mercenaries broke into a cold sweat in the rather uneasy atmosphere.

Trees towering high into the sky were skinny and bony, and some died standing and became nests for insects.

“Look at that fuck. You look like Niami’s breasts.”
“Yeah, it’s been fucking stretched. Phuhh…”

Those were the words the mercenaries were talking about when they saw the limp, light brown mushrooms growing on the back of a rotten tree.

Lame Peter urgently stopped the mercenaries who were trying to touch it.

He muttered that just touching it would spread spores that paralyzed people—and that if he was paralyzed here, everyone would be dead.

“That’s a fucking disgusting place-, like a dog…”

Skinny Dick, who had been babbling the whole time, was nervous as well.

The only ones who kept their composure here were Seo-jun and the crippled Peter.

Peter, who seemed frightened from beginning to end, straightened his hunched back as soon as he stepped into the gorge, and a faint smile began to flow from his lips.

There was no other way to know what he was thinking.

Those who were walking along the gorge were attacked several times.

The first was a frenzied wild boar.

Hunter Hutch said that these wild boars went crazy and rushed at them with bubbles even after their legs were cut off in a bear trap-, the ones that attacked Seo-joon’s party looked exactly like that.

Fortunately, there were only two of them, so Marjorie and Monica held up their shields in the battle line, while the rest hunted them by stabbing and slashing at the same time from all sides.

“Several-, the knife doesn’t go in terribly. Hey, fuck off the skin. If you take it and sell it, it will make some money.”

The lame Peter waved his hand at the mercenaries who were trying to peel off the boar’s tough skin.

It was true what he said that it would rot quickly anyway.

The leather hardened by the twisted mana was quite strong, but soon rotted away. And Peter seemed to know that all too well.

Seo-joon looked at Peter like that.

He wasn’t just an ordinary lame, stutterer.

After that, the attacks of the grotesquely twisted beasts continued.

A flock of crows with their eyes turned on Seo-jun and his party, and one mercenary was eaten by tearing out an eyeball from its dark red beak.

The party gathered in a circle in the middle and drove them away with axes and swords.

When I hit Lily with a bow and knocked off five or six of them-they cawed-cryed and scattered in all directions.

The mercenary whose eyeballs were pulled out collapsed on the floor, crying, but hurriedly resumed his steps with a black cloth wrapped around him like an eyepatch.

There was no time to waste in such a dangerous place.

The mercenary’s eyes often seeped out of blood, and he spat out curses. He even muttered occasionally that his eyes were hot as if they were being burned.

It was a wound inflicted by a creature twisted by mana.

Perhaps the wound will fester at a rapid rate. It will rot from the eye and eat away at the brain. It can be cured by pouring holy water or casting a purification spell, but there was no other way.

And Seojun had holy water.

It was something the Holy Church had prepared in advance before leaving Rivermill.

One silver coin per bottle-. It was the price of fucking a prostitute twice.

Honey, I wasn’t going to write for a guy like that.

The crippled Peter continued to lead the group back and forth.

The road was covered with fog and bushes, so he couldn’t tell where he was, but Seo-joon recognized it right away.

A lame bastard was guiding us around the road.

This bastard, he was deliberately heading for a place where the twisted beast might be.

I’m sure I’m going the right way, but I just walked around and walked that way.

It was certain that Seo-joon spread his feelings widely just in case.

If you want to feel the twisted mana from afar, this bastard guided the party there.

Seo-joon pondered for a moment whether to deal with him or not.

However, there were those following behind.

The red fox mercenaries-, and the small puppies who had been watching them from the River Mill.

Seo-joon was sure that they were following the trail of the party.

You will probably go through the same path.

They too will face twisted beasts.

It was necessary to reduce the number of them a little.

I had to think about the case when the two groups united and attacked.

If you’re really unlucky, you could get caught fighting the twisted monster.

For now, Seo-jun decided to watch the cripple’s eccentricity.

It was his intention to wait and see how far he could go.

And just like that, we were greeted by a group of horned monkeys.

“`

Ooo-ki-oo-ki-!

Tung- Wheeae liquid-!

“Keeeee-!

The arrow pierced the eye socket of the monkey that was running around on the edge of a long tree.

The monkey patted the branch and fell all the way to the floor.

Thud-!

“Ughhhhh-!”
“Tear and kill!”
“Smash the head-! Serve the porridge-!”

The mercenaries rushed at the monkey, which stirred up dust and shredded it, slashing their axes and kicking them.

As the monkey struggled, its fingers and toes were cut off and its intestines turned into mush.

How many clings to one guy?

On the other hand, Lily, who shoots an arrow, hits the skull of a monkey that jumps around the back of a tree as if she is flying around the back of a tree.

Those who were hit by the arrows fell like falling coconuts, stumbled and split their claws at the mercenaries- and fell and rolled and kissed the floor.

Thud-!
“Keeeeek-!”

Another guy falls in front of Seo-jun and squeaks.

An arrow pierced her stomach, but her life was not cut off.

Red bloodshot eyes and frothy muzzle. Bulging blood vessels protruding from the stomach, armpits, and forearms. Sharp red claws, and long teeth like those of a beast of prey.

It was a kind of typical mana loss phenomenon.

Wildlife of flora and fauna -. It was proof that they were gradually getting closer to the devil’s cave.

Even with an arrow stuck in his stomach, he inevitably shows his red teeth, squeak-! He expressed his aggression toward Seo-joon.

Seo-jun took his knife and thrust it into the man’s snout.

“Keheuk-!”

The guy who stopped moving with a short agony -. Stepping on his head, he pouted out his sword.

“Kyaaaaa-!”

But Lily’s screams came from behind.

The monkeys, who seemed to be scattered here and there, jumped down on Lily at once.

The mercenaries were busy threshing at the monkeys who fell on the floor and stomped around. Ian was sword-to-sword with the chief ape who popped out of the bush.

At least Marjorie and Monica were cutting them off with shields in the back row, but there were too many of them.

It seemed that he wanted to somehow repay Lily for having been beaten by half of the group.

Squeak- Squeak-!

Five or six monkeys were already attacking Lily.

Lily kicked her in the chest every time they pushed their snouts, and rolled on the floor to avoid their sharp claws.

“Keeeeek-!”
“Hey, get out of here-!”

Her guys stretched out, grabbing hold of Lily’s dress, and thrusting her erect cock into her, an arrow shot through her crotch.

It was one of the representative phenomena of demonization. Having an abnormal sexual desire regardless of the opponent’s species -.

Perhaps the reason her goons came after Lily wasn’t because she had shot and killed her brood – maybe it was because she was an attractive bitch. To the extent that even monkeys stick their cocks in -.

Seo-joon kicked the floor and ran.

Seo-joon kicked the back of a tree that grew along the hillside and flew away as if he was walking in the air. He trampled on the back of the monkey that was just climbing the tree and jumped up once more.

Soaring about 8 meters into the air, Seo-joon quickly ran into Lily’s close range. He held the sword in reverse and took it down with mana.

Woo woo woo-

The blade pierced the three or four monkeys who were holding Lily down like a hamburger.

“Heo-euk…!”

The blade stopped right in Lily’s face.

As drops of blood patted – dripped – onto her face, she stopped struggling and let out a gasping breath.

Seojun came.

Seo-joon drew his sword again, and swung it left and right, still squawking, slicing the crotches of those who were trying to shove their erect cocks into Lily’s crotch.

“…”

She removed the bodies of the monkeys and stretched out her hand, but Lily did not hold Seo-jun’s hand.

I get up from the floor by myself and stare at Seo-joon with eyes burning with hatred.

“Aren’t you saying thank you?”
“···Go away.”

After saying that, Lily pushed Seo-jun away and ran straight to Ian. It was to help him fight the head monkey.

Seo-joon shyly withdrew his hand and helped Margaery and Monica clean up the rest of the party.

The small pikes were quickly cleared away- and the few remaining monkeys squeak- squeak- and then scattered around with a plaintive cry.

At least, they were less berserk and had a little bit of reason.

Seo-joon swung his blood off his sword and rubbed his lips with his thumb.

Just in time, the chief monkey thumped down. If it was so big, the vegetation would shake and the leaves would fall.

Heck heck-

Everyone gathered there, breathing heavily.

A guy three or four times the size of Ian was spitting up blood with his head torn apart. Arrows shot by Lily were stuck in the eye sockets.

He lay down on the floor and stretched out his hand to Ian.

The pupils with bloody tears flowing from arrows pierced them, and the trembling fingers seemed to resent Ian.

Heo heo heo-

Ian, who was breathing heavily, couldn’t bear to raise his last sword.

Seo-joon pushed Ian to the side and approached – thrusting the knife into the monkey’s eye socket – and twisted the sword.

Squeak-

It wasn’t until his brain turned to mush that he stopped moving.

“…Let’s rest for a while.”

At Seojun’s words, everyone collapsed on the spot.

The Eunuch Ate It All

The Eunuch Ate It All

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Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
I read a nonsense. The title was [Hero, Go to the Academy],

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