Chapter 13 – Seojun, Monica
Seo-joon waved the wooden sword in his hand and hit it on the tip of his long sword.
A carpet was falling in the sky.
The sunset was setting, so it was time for Ian and Jack to return.
In the kitchen, Sophia was humming as she cut her zucchini. I bought it with a big heart to make steamed pumpkin today… To think that you have to be very anxious to buy pumpkins—this was the lifestyle of farmers in this era.
Seo-joon hummed his hum song and swallowed saliva as he watched Sofia’s big married woman’s ass twitching.
Buttocks that swelled up as if his skirt were about to rip. Suddenly, I was jealous of Jack, who would slap that ass every night and ram his dick into it.
The hairy farmer’s son was so blessed… Sophia was the best married woman in the village in name and reality.
It was hard to find such a pretty face with that body in a rural village. Perhaps on the day the two got married, the village bachelors would have covered themselves in blankets and cried for a long time.
He probably imagined Sophia being followed by Jack and rubbed her up and down.
[I love you mom: Oh haha]
[Wait a minute, I got hair on my teeth: I have to unlock the eunuch trait to get it lol 4,000 coins or not lol]
[I love you mom: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]
[If you hit rice cake, 1 nose: ㅋ ㅋ Then what am I going to be ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ]
[I love you mom: hahah hyung, if you change your nickname, it will be solved haha]
[Irresponsible cumshot]
Seo-joon was intentionally waiting for Ian in a place where he could see the kitchen.
In addition to [I love you mom], There were quite a few ‘wives’ who are crazy about married women in this chat window.
The fandom is as big as the ‘Virgins’ who are crazy about virgins. It was clear that a significant amount of coins would fall into Seo-joon’s pocket if he attacked Sofia.
The problem was the build-up.
I had to make the hot guys open their wallets as they heated up so I could get more coins.
It was human psychology that if you just do what you ask for, you will be given only a small amount of money. It is all the more difficult to make these cubs who are close to mistresses open their wallets.
[Your wife is so hot: Oh, married women should be corrupted with a dick.
[Non-virgin judge: haha yeah, buy a bead and feed haha haha the eunuch trait won’t work out for about three days? Haha]
[I love you mom: Beads hahaI’m worried haha]
[Married women’s jungle pubic hair protection group: Oh, I’m thinking about it too haha?]
[Maeng Lord of the Marble Hate League: Absolutely unacceptable!!!!!!!!!!! 〉@@@@@@@@@〈 !!!!!!]
[Strawberry Cream Pie: The Bead Haters Came haha]
[Holding pigtails and vrooming vrooming: As soon as the story of beads came out, they came out like ghosts haha]
The identity of the ‘bead’ they are talking about was Haeju-hwan.
It’s a magical item that removes curses, but there aren’t many places where it’s useful compared to the huge price. Tolerable curses disappeared just by buying holy water from the Holy Church and drinking it.
However, Lee Hae-joon had a very special effect only on Seo-joon. If you take it, the [Impaired person] Trait disappears for two to three days.
If two or three days were short, it was short, but if it was long, it was long again.
In order to satisfy a certain sexual desire, if Seo-jun’s eunuch characteristics got in the way, there was a case of giving Hae-joon as a gift. It meant to satisfy my pervert sexual desire by eating it and fucking to my heart’s content. Although it was a bit expensive, there was nothing else like it.
In that case, Seo-joon was the type to beat rice cakes like crazy for several days while his cock was standing in order to pick out the mulberry properly, and in that time, he could dye most women with his.
This was no exaggeration. It was only natural that he would improve his skills as he continued to go back and forth while being surrounded by sexually insane gods.
It was to the point where I had the illusion that it would be possible to make it cheap even if I put a knot in a tree into a hole. Of course, I never did, but…
Anyway, it was something that could cover up the fatal flaw of Goza, even for a moment, so when someone tried to use the beads, those who interfered like that popped out.
They were the so-called ‘bead haters’, who said that you should never have sex until Seo-joon collected 10,000 coins and bought the [Power King] Trait. Foul play or something… No shit, then let me quickly collect 10,000 coins…!
To Seo-joon, they can be said to be dog-puppies who do nothing but disturb him without giving him any coins.
Anyway, while watching the chat window heat up, I saw Ian and Jack walking away pulling a cart.
Lily was next to him, as usual, but the atmosphere was strange.
“Howdy···! Monkey bastard…! Ok···?”
Seo-joon raised his hand to greet him, but when he noticed Ian’s face with black bruises on his eyelids, he lowered his hand slightly.
Lily, who had been striding ahead along the road, suddenly rushed at Seo-jun.
“You···! Ha Seo-jun…! How dare you make Ian’s face like that…? Die too, you bastard…!”
Lily, who fell over Seo-jun and fell on top, punched and kicked, but Seo-jun skillfully grabbed Lily’s wrists and wrapped his legs around the old man’s waist to stop him.
As the long, serpent-like cock of her face rubbed against her belly, Lily screamed and screamed as she tried to get away from Seo-joon.
As Ian and Jack approached and separated the two, Lily couldn’t stand her anger and tried to run at Seo-joon one more time.
Seo-joon, who was disfigured by rolling on the floor, brushed off the dust on his back and asked Ian what the hell was going on, but Jack was the one who answered.
“I heard you two got hurt while training? That’s why I’m going to have a good time… It’s good that he didn’t hurt his limbs, though, because he doesn’t need a face to work in the fields. Haha! Anyway, take it easy, man…!”
Jack said that and gave Sophia a long hug.
Even Sophia, who had just come out of the house, seemed aware that Ian was hurt. Seeing that she wasn’t surprised to see Ian’s bruised face.
Obviously, the guy was fine when he was training yesterday, and although he looked tired, he sent him back in good shape.
Not to mention those black bruises on the eyelids, they said they sent it without a scratch anywhere…
But when he returned home like that, he made an excuse for Seo-jun…?
When Seo-joon looked at Chuck-Ian, he smiled shyly and bowed his head apologetically.
This bastard…?
Seo-jun had to go to their house, have dinner together, and listen to Sofia’s sermon to be careful in future training.
I answered yes, mother…, But I was beaten to say only once, and I was even told not to say mother.
After the meal, Lily stared at Seo-joon with an expression of regret that she couldn’t punch her, then sniffed and went back to her house.
Ian, who came out holding her wooden sword, smiled apologetically at Seo-joon.
From that face, Seojun thought of the traitor from the previous episode, the dreamer’s private cockhouse, and the monkey Ian who was defeated by sexual desire, but then erased it. It was because I was so angry that I couldn’t control it for a moment.
Although he lied, Seo-jun knew that it wasn’t his fault.
I could also guess who it was for.
“So, what happened…?”
Arriving at the training ground, Ian shook his head when Seo-jun pretended not to know.
It was a face that couldn’t answer.
Seo-jun glared at the guy’s face for a while and nodded his head saying he understood.
“I don’t know what’s going on, but if you have something to tell my brother, tell me anything. I hope this brother is helpful to you, he will not do anything to get in your way.”
At Seo-jun’s words, Ian seemed to be pondering for a moment, but he shook his head and added.
“I’m sorry, brother… It’s not something I can say lightly… When the time comes later… I’ll be sure to tell you. I will also tell my family. Actually, that wasn’t it…”
“Well, yes…”
Seojun shrugged his shoulders. He didn’t even expect it.
Then he started training again.
Tadadak-tattadak between the two people in an instant went on and off.
The two exchanged swords and exchanged numbers until the sun disappeared over the horizon and the moon floating somewhere in the sky shone with clear light.
Heck heck-
This time I rolled a little harder. It wasn’t that I was petulantly angry that I had used my name to gossip.
No matter how much this bastard is a novel hero with S-class talent, he was far below Seo-joon.
Over the course of his last 9 episodes, Seo-joon has mastered countless swordsmanship and weapon techniques.
Moreover, it was the actual experience that could never be ignored.
Ian is a kid who has never even cut a rabbit’s head, but in Seo-joon’s case, the number of people who have pulled their heads is countless. It will exceed three seats, maybe four seats.
In any case, Seo-joon struck the sword directly into the guy’s body.
First of all, the three-jae swordsmanship that is the basis of all swordsmanship.
Horizontal, vertical, stabbing is everything, but this is the basic and root of swordsmanship.
Seo-joon tapped the liar’s limbs with a wooden sword, corrected her posture, and hit her with her head directly until she got used to it.
Upright! Swing it straight, bastard…!
This bastard…! Too much force went into her shoulders…!
This bitch… Did I teach you to do that…? Don’t keep your posture straight…?
Every time Seo-joon swung and swung his wooden sword, he made an aching sound. Like the main character crazy about training, he silently followed Seo-jun’s teachings.
It’s sleeping, but if you cut it off, you’re a useful bastard… Just cut off your dick…?
Feeling the chill, Ian must have had goose bumps on his back, so Seo-jun smiled and decided to move on.
Let’s consider it for now…
Sweat dripped from the tips of the two exhausted chins onto the grains of soil, and the two of them took off their damp tops and hung them on a tree branch, and the two of them lay down in the bushes and panted.
Whoa-
Heck heck-
The two of them, looking up at the night sky and talking nonsense, got up again and ran to the mill until the sweat on their backs evaporated and their bodies grew chilly.
This time, running was undoubtedly Seojun’s victory.
After giggling and greeting each other in their own way, Seojun and Ian were torn apart.
It was time to head to their respective homes.
However, unlike usual, Seo-joon hid himself in a dark place behind the mill.
There was a woman with her curly blond hair hanging down, Monica, her daughter at the mill five.
She was biting her nails as if she was nervous about something, then noticed Seo-Jun walking down the dark road behind her, and her shoulders trembled in surprise.
“Monica.”
The three letters of her name that came out of Seojun’s mouth.
It was so cold and unfeeling that it was enough to scare Monica away from her.
“This bitch like a bitch…”
The swear words that followed leaked out even more…
