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The Eunuch Ate It All 11

Chapter 11 – Seojun, Lily

“Huh…”

After a bout of soju, Seo-jun got up from his seat with a cry of pain.

Then I took out new clothes and put them on, and it was much better.

When I lifted my armpit and sniffed it, there was still a burnt stench from the waste products in the bloodstream, but it didn’t seem to bother me. There was no one to look good anyway.

The supply and demand of coins was also much smoother.

[Possessed Coins]

[5,251]

After staring at the coin column for a long time, Seo-jun took out a copper coin with the coat of arms of the current emperor, Sicilius III, out of his pocket. Then he put it on his thumb, and it bounced with a thud.

Pink-

The coin, which was spinning in the air, played in the sky, reflecting the sunlight, and landed on Seo-jun’s palm.

Seo-joon bounced and received it again as he walked along the densely forested path.

The elderly people returning from field work found Seo-jun on the other side of the road and waved their hands. Seo-joon waved his hand and said hello.

Not long ago, old people who would pour out all kinds of curse words whenever he passed by, now greeted him like that.

Of course, not everyone liked Seo-jun. No matter how good he looked, he still looked ugly in the eyes of the elderly who looked at the world crookedly. Well, that was true.

Anyway, now it’s 5251 coins.

It’s been a while since I first started receiving 5,000 coins from [Goddess Pingdu]. In the meantime, Seo-joon has accumulated a lot of coins while playing the role of a bastard of gods with all kinds of fetishes.

There were times when I spied on girls changing clothes and stole the bloodstained underwear of a young girl who had just started running for the moon. There are many things that perverted bastards wish for…

At the same time, he also watched the training of the main character, Ian, and refined his internal skills with Seo-jun’s own Naegigong Taegeukgyeong.

He did not forget to educate Monica so that he would not be negligent in training Ian, and prepared to overthrow the bullies in the next village.

I could say that I had a really busy day.

It has never been this smooth in the last 8 episodes. Everything was spinning like well-oiled gears.

I couldn’t let go of the tension.

It still took 4749 coins to remove the eunuch trait. It was never a small amount.

Each mission is usually about 100 coins on average, so I had to clear the missions of the gods at least 50 times. There were also older brothers who shot 200 or 300 if they exploded well, but that was a very small number.

In addition, it was a problem that these crooked bastards might suddenly twist and strike [Disaster].

Come to think of it, it must have been yesterday, but it was Seo-jun, who had just come back from the day and was lying on his tired body.

My ears felt itchy for some reason, so I opened the chat window, and sure enough, Seo-joon doesn’t seem too comfortable these days- [Catastrophe] Let’s get down and discipline this bastard- Seo-joon just once saw it.

Surprised, Seo-joon jumped up from his bed and said that he had flattered the gods.

Maybe even the agitating bastard was half a joke, but these things piled up and piled up and he might be running a real [Catastrophic] Fundraiser.

The nickname of the instigator was [Seojun, who is said to be handsome].

This asshole was a big fan of Seojun just by looking at his nickname, but what he was doing was the exact opposite. He was a representative instigator of the ‘Seo-jun can’t lose’ faction. Pup···! Their main purpose was to keep Seo-Jun trapped in this vulgar rumor forever. Scary guys…

Seo-joon pondered over the events of last night, and went downhill along the center of the village – where the well was located.

In the middle, women with backpacks on their heads passed by, and children passed by in groups.

Just by looking at whether they were reluctant or wary of Seo-joon, I could tell that Seo-joon’s reputation had improved a lot.

There was a huge willow tree, the guardian tree of Herrera, in front of the well.

The tree, which must have been over 500 years old, looked like a ghost with long hair hanging down at night, so it was also a place that children avoided at night out of fear.

And right next to the well, there was an old wooden building, and it had a signboard with a wild boar’s face carved into it.

However, even after washing my eyes, it was difficult to recognize that the painting was a wild boar. It was because it had been washed away by the rain and wind over a long period of time.

It was the only inn and bar in the village, the ‘Drunken Wild Boar Inn’.

It is a place run by Stern’s parents for the 4th generation, and sooner or later Stern will also become the owner of the place when his father dies.

Kiyiik- My little girl-

When I opened the door and went in, the copper bell hung on the doorway jingled and cried. As soon as he entered, the sour smell of fermenting malt stung his nose.

In the rural town of Herero, there were a few well-known drunkards, who had an amazing ability to guess what a drink would taste like from the smell of a bar.

Of course, it was the physiology of drinkers to drink as much as it was good if it tasted good and as bad as it was bad.

“Oh, are you here?”

From inside the kitchen, Stern raised a chuck-hand.

He was chewing on something with his mouth, but when he saw that his new black lips were protruding, it seemed to be sunflower seeds that are often served as a snack.

As Seo-joon strode into the bar, local drinkers who had been drinking with red faces recognized Seo-joon, and said that a handsome parasitic brother had arrived – that life would be easier if he lived with that face.

Stern, who had just come out of the kitchen, must have been making something inside, sweat all over his face.

“I was steaming the lamb. To eat with you and the kids.”
“What about the kids?”

At Seo-jun’s question, Stern laughed awkwardly, showing his buck teeth. He then scratched his forehead and replied.

“It’s up there. By the way···.”
“But what?”
“Lily is here.”
“…Lily?”

Seojun covered his mouth with the palm of his hand. It was because it was difficult to manage facial expressions. He followed the pieces of bread that he had scattered and followed well.

“Go up first.”
“Oh, yes! I’ll pick up the food and go up soon!”

Seo-joon sighed and untied his neck and went up the stairs.

The stern guy overcooked the lamb for some reason.

Since the woman I have a crush on has come to my inn/tavern, which I have never visited in my entire life, from her Stern’s point of view, I must have wanted to show my best cooking skills. Ugly boy… Lily already had an owner…

There weren’t many tables upstairs.

Due to the size of the village, there were not many guests looking for the inn itself, and there was no law that the second floor was filled with guests, except for occasional mercenaries passing nearby or peddlers who came in groups.

So, Seo-joon’s gang usually gathered on the second floor and drank.

There was also a view of the village through the front window, and a clear view of the first floor of the inn from under the waist-high balustrade.

As Seo-joon climbed the stairs, he glanced at the chat window.

[Goja: Ah hyungs haha ​​It’s the first main heroine attack, but there’s no mission? Haha]

[Wait a minute, I got hair on my teeth: hahaI’m crazy about this little coin haha]
[Shithole Villain: haha]
[If you tear your stockings, you’ll jump: Oh, I did it last time haha]
[Strawberry Cream Pie: Stockings were good last time haha]
[Simgiche virginist: When the semen bubbles flowed on the dung sword, it was wrapped in a barrage of dwaet hair haha]

The chat went on for a long time. Everyone looked at each other and couldn’t chat properly, so Seo-joon stopped climbing the stairs and waited.

[Asshole Villain: After all, childhood friend = Jeongsil is a harem formula haha ​​let him go out with Ian bastard and attack the asshole haha ​​Let’s give the pussy to Ian bastard]

[I love you mom: Ahhhhh]
[Irresponsible, blatant, loud and intrusive: ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ]

[I’m a voyeur, but I’m a god: Oh, I’m a no-nonsense guy haha]
[I really want to lick my toes: Don’t just complain, bet on coins haha]
[I’m a voyeur, but I’m a god: Oh, he’s a beggar haha]

[I love you mom: I love Sophia Maman haha]
[Married women’s jungle pubic hair protection group: haha]
[Honor the old man’s pussy: These bastards are always the same haha]

[Confessor: Ahhh I’m going to get the asshole hyung’s mission hahaI’m going to release the pants dance in advance haha]

After leaving a reply and closing the chat window, Seo-joon followed her up the stairs.

He didn’t get a definite answer about the cost of the mission, but the [Poopy Villain] Was a guy who paid well. He had no doubts that he believed that if he was properly satisfied, he would shoot as many coins as he could.

There, indeed, as Stern said, Lily was there.

Lily, with her light brown hair down to her shoulders, leaned crookedly by her window and crossed her arms.

The two men were the skinny Jonathan and the fat Thompson who followed Seo-jun.

As expected of a snarky heroine, Lily had a different appearance.

Her face was like a porcelain doll, with fine features and no blemishes.

On the other hand, the fact that she had a place to come out fit perfectly with the female figure called a bagel in vulgar language.

Cute and sexy dodo… You can express it like this. To put it more messily, it’s a body that calls for cock. A body that wants to pour cum. She was, after all, a woman like that.

Lily was wearing her usual outfit. She doesn’t even look like she has the slightest bit of exposure.

The way she tucked the hem of her trousers into her shin-high leather boots, tucked the hem of her tunic into her breeches and tightened her belt. On her thigh was a slaughterhouse dagger she wore when hunting with her father.

She doesn’t reveal anything, but her clothes fit her figure, showing off all the curves of her body. She didn’t seem to know that that one was worse.

Jonathan and Thompson, who seemed quite bewildered, could see the peculiar cautiousness of keeping one hand down and bringing it closer to the handle of her dagger.

“Uh? Seojun is here…”

Skinny Jonathan chuck-handed up. The fat Thompson also got up from her seat and greeted Seo-Jun, as if Lily’s cold air was making her seat uncomfortable.

Lily also found Seo-joon and stiffened her expression. Seojun smiled and said hello.

“Hey···! The tomboy hunter lady is here…?”
“…”

Lily didn’t say goodbye. Instead, she just glared at Seo-joon with fluke eyes.

The Eunuch Ate It All

The Eunuch Ate It All

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Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
I read a nonsense. The title was [Hero, Go to the Academy],

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