Chapter 2 – [Porter] That Damn Party
“Whoa…”
As soon as you leave the inn, your annoyance soars.
Like a fucking kid.
The condescending form of being a warrior in appearance really bothered me.
I was grateful that he hired me as a porter for a car I was starving for, but to be honest, hanging out with this party was hell.
First of all, the young warrior is an immature country boy who doesn’t know anything, but he is obsessed with being a good person, drunk on the mission of a warrior.
It wasn’t once or twice that he fell into a crisis because he couldn’t kill his enemies because of that fucking obsession.
Is it only the warriors that are the problem? The other three years were a bunch of problems.
First of all, Seria, a wizard, was a cheap person in charge of the party’s money, so she gave her a rough wage.
5 goals per team? It costs two goals just to get a room right now.
After dinner with the remaining one goal, there are only two goals left in hand.
Does it make sense that the per capita is 2 goals?
At the same time, they stay in a luxury accommodation for 5 goals per night.
I couldn’t find a damn conscience to treat me like this, who was carrying the heaviest luggage while walking around comfortably.
New year is also a problem.
It seemed to me that this crazy bitch had no idea where she was.
Where in the world is there a bitch with his hair hanging down like that while fighting a monster?
It is plausible to say that it is a religious custom, but I know it.
그 년이 그렇게 머리를 기르는 건 전부 용사새끼 때문이다.
Originally, the true religious people of her religion tie or twist her hair so that it does not get in the way during fights.
Of course, I don’t do crazy things like waking up every morning and taking care of my hair for hours.
Still, this bitch shamelessly wakes me up every morning and demands things like shampoo and conditioner.
The suffering I do must be invisible.
This year is also an unforgivable start.
UNI.
This bitch is still the only normal person at this party.
She said that she was childhood friends with the hero, but honestly, I don’t know why she fell for such an idiot.
Uni is the only one who takes care of me at this fucking party.
It was the first time in my life that I had ever seen a job called a spirit therapist, and it was a really convenient job.
I could supply her with drinking water when she was thirsty (if it hadn’t been for her, bitch Seriai wouldn’t have even given me water), and I could make a fire for her while she slept and keep it from going out all night.
I’m sorry whenever it’s hard, it’s only been two years since I’ve been cheering for you to cheer up.
This bitch was more like a priest than that bitch who said that she was Arin.
“Ha…”
Today’s daily allowance was 5 goals.
To save money, I thought I would have to sleep in the stable again.
Everyone hates it because it stinks when they come to sleep in the stable, but then shouldn’t they give them some more fucking money?
There are no real young people in the world.
It’s my first time in this town, but if I look around, I can get an estimate.
If you walk a bit this way, you’ll probably find a stable.
I was about to step out in the direction of the stable, when I saw a kid sweeping the floor.
What, did you drop any gold?
I was curious, so I looked around, but there was nothing.
Well, it couldn’t be real gold, and even if it was an errand, he would have lost it.
Stupid guy You should have handled it well.
The only thing that can help a guy like that is that bastard.
I tried to ignore it and pass by.
“Hey… !”
If only the kid hadn’t talked to me.
“Why?”
Surely you won’t make a conscienceless voice asking me to come with you?
“Hey, I’m sorry, did you not see the keychain… ?”
“What? Key?”
Do you think you saw
It was a question as stupid as it seemed.
“Bar, you were the one who was just at our inn, right? Actually, I lost my spare keychain…”
So what?
Seeing that it’s an inn, it seems like the errand boy at the inn where the Hero and the others stay.
No, I’m mad all of a sudden.
I can’t even sleep there, are you arguing with me?
“Hey, did you not see the key…”
He looked like he was about to burst into tears.
Well, since I lost my spare key or something, that’s understandable.
If you go back like this, you will probably be beaten.
But it’s not my job, it’s not part-time job.
“I don’t know.”
I passed a boy who gave a short answer and then had a teary face.
What am I doing to help the kid?
I just got in the mood.
After walking for a while kicking stones along the side of the road, I saw something shining on the ground.
Oh is it money?
When I picked it up, the money turned out to be a bundle of horny keys.
No wait… Isn’t this what that bastard was looking for?
Come to think of it, it looks similar to the key that the wizard gave to the Hero kid.
Whoa.
A few good thoughts popped into my head at that moment.
Shall I give it to the kid for a fee?
But he didn’t think there was anything worth paying for such a guy.
Then…
I should have
If you don’t have anything to use, you can sell it even if you melt it down.
It’s not like I can go into someone else’s room and sleep instead.
No, wait.
If I have this set of keys, doesn’t that mean I can get into the rooms where the motherfuckers sleep?
Lightning struck in my head.
Ingredients, where are the material bags?
Come to think of it, it had already been given to the hero.
Oh, do you want to be in your room right now? Will there be too?
In order to implement the brilliant idea I just came up with, I first needed a bag of materials.
Please go wash up… !
When I glanced at the situation in front of the inn, the little boy from earlier was wiping the floor with a bluish face.
Let’s see how many were hit.
I ignored it and went up to the second floor.
Looking through the window earlier, it seemed that the hero had a room.
Anyway, fuck it, you’re a useless bastard.
So after thinking about it, I decided to ask for it myself.
Big, hmm.
I cleared my throat and knocked on Hero’s room.
Smart.
“Yes, who are you?”
“Sorry for the suddenness, hero, this is Jeren.”
“Mr. Geren? Wait.”
The warrior opened the door.
I was wearing my pajamas as if I had just washed up and thought I was going to sleep.
Shit, pajamas? I don’t have anything like that.
“I am very sorry to see you so late, hero.”
“No. It’s okay. It’s even bigger than that, Mr. Jeren looking for me.”
Yeah, it’s a big deal What the hell am I supposed to do with a nasty kid like this?
If I wasn’t there, there was nothing to talk about.
“It’s nothing else, it looks like I forgot to put my wallet in the material bag, so can I check it once?”
He lowered her head and humbly ejaculated.
A warrior who wants to be a good person is weak at the request of others.
Besides, when I was servile, he liked it as if he were a high-ranking person.
It’s really like a kid.
“Haha! Sure! Even that meticulous Mr. Jeren makes mistakes.”
Meticulous? If I didn’t do it right, that crazy wizard would cut my wages so damn hard, so of course I had to work hard.
I quietly covered my material bag so that the hero couldn’t see it, and quickly looked for the items I needed.
It’s not this, it’s not this… Here it is!
It would be difficult to make excuses when the hero sees it, so I quickly put it in my pocket.
“Oh, did you find it already? You are fast.”
“Haha, I thought you would be here. Then I’ll just leave.”
Nod again
The hero saw me off with a small smile on his lips.
He’s an easy guy anyway.
I pretended to go down to the first floor again, but after confirming that the hero had closed the door, I came back up to the second floor.
The women said it was next door.
I put my ear to the door and listened, but there was no sound.
Seems to be sleeping
Alright, just about these bitches.
I took out my keychain and looked for the right key.
However, it was made so that I could not distinguish what was what, so I had no choice but to plug it in one by one.
No fuck, if you’re going to make it, make it easier to recognize. What is this?
What would you do if you got caught turning another key?
First, I quietly inserted a key. It doesn’t go well.
Pass.
Anything else? He doesn’t even go in.
It went in, but it doesn’t work well.
Pass. Pass. Pass.
As the number of keys decreased, I became more and more nervous.
What if I woke up to this fucking sound? What excuse do you have?
Clap!
And finally found the right key.
Sigh.
The door screamed, so I ran behind it.
Seeing that there was no response, I guess it was fortunately not broken.
Thank god. Sleep well, bitches.
I sleep in a stinky stable, but these bitches sleep in comfortable beds, right?
It’s unfair and I can’t stand it.
The time has come to give those cocky bitches a real education.
I sneaked in through the crack in the slightly open door.
But there was only Yuni in the room.
What? What about the other two?
I don’t like this feeling.
Why is there only one room when the three of us sleep?
Fucked Sensor started to cry beep beep.
Come to your senses. First of all, you need to know what the situation is.
Three beds. A room for 3 is right.
And there is only one uni in the room.
If you look closely, you can see a small straw wearing a slutty outfit while sleeping.
Are you wearing these dirty clothes as pajamas? Crazy!
It’s like signaling to eat.
I was about to run right in, but the sensor was still crying, so I barely came to my senses.
Phew, I almost got caught in a trap.
Wiping the cold sweat, I looked around again.
The empty bed on either side of Uni has a clean duvet cover.
That means the rest haven’t been in bed yet.
If so, what conclusions can be drawn from it?
My head is spinning furiously.
‘Okay! Two years are still washing!’
Only Yuni washed up first and went back to sleep.
The lightly wet pillow and her pajamas prove it.
Wow, this perfect reasoning. Admiration for oneself
But it is still too early to be complacent.
The meaning that the two years were still washing away also meant that they would be back soon.
No, there is no time for this.
Without much thought, my plan to eat them all year after year has come to naught.
Fuck me…
Do golden opportunities fly like this?
Even the aphrodisiac from the hypno flower he had brought was useless.
If you pour this into your mouth and enter the main room, the game is over.
I’m so sorry, but I couldn’t.
Hey, Sipal, I need to go back and take care of my daughter.
I can’t put this back in my bag, so I’ll just throw it away.
I stuffed it in my pocket and was about to leave when I suddenly saw a water bottle in the room.
It is a water bottle that the three years often use.
Apparently, the well is a bit far away, so it seems that it was brought up in advance.
Does mixing this with water work?
Suddenly, I was curious.
I don’t know because I’ve never done it.
I’m going to throw it away anyway.
Just in case, I just poured the aphrodisiac into a bucket of water and came out.
