Chapter 988 – 988. Map of Ascension to Gwangmyeong
“One win, but our goal has not yet been achieved. One more flag is needed to pass the ordeal. We will aim for the next target right away.”
Hwang Bo Ga-hye spoke in front of Article 55. At her words, Team 55 moved without a break and attacked Team 101 in an ambush.
I took the lead this time too. I’m not normally this kind of person, but… Behind me, My Lady, Hwang Bo Ga-hye, is watching. You have to major in order to get points.
“I am Seong Yu-jin, the son-in-law of the great Namgung family! Lay down her weapons and surrender her banner!”
He even showed off his self-respect. However, the enemies didn’t even pretend to hear my benevolence.
“Amituofo.”
Someone came forward from enemy territory.
It was a man wearing a robe with his hair shaved. His body is very skinny, but that is why his strong muscles stand out.
‘If you entered Manmu Tower and climbed to the ninth floor, you are not an ordinary monk. Is it unapproved?’
Shaolin Temple comes to mind at once. That’s why it’s so famous. He put his palms on me and bowed his head. But his eyes looking at me are like sharpened knives.
“The small monk is called Jeongbin. The eyes of the donor are filled with life, so the small monk will step in and stop the donor.”
“Jeongbin!! Shaolin Temple’s gourmet monk is here?!”
The reaction came not from me, but from Hwang Bo Ga-hye. It seems he’s a pretty famous guy.
“… The basis of the small monk is Shaolin, but the current small monk has no relationship with Shaolin. Just look at me as a monk.”
“It’s noisy, stop it if you can.”
Yeongcheon Stream Thunderstorm.
Whether it was the Shaolin Temple or the monks, they were my enemies. There was no reason to watch. The tip of the knife drawing a red trajectory aimed at Jeongbin’s neck.
Immediately after, Jeongbin’s entire body turns yellow like gold.
Kang!
The Hwaryeonbi, which aimed at Jeongbin’s neck, bounced off. I was puzzled. The sword did not cut his throat. At least one scratch.
“Amituofo…. It was a terrifying sword attack. Even though I used the Diamond Sutra, my skin was cut.”
“Not normal.”
I just found out in an instant. The opponent is a warrior with five qi. I sighed deeply and rushed towards Jeongbin.
Grip support.
A red thunderbolt ran down the blade. This time, I intend to sever that neck with force, not speed. Jeongbin did not stand still. He cuts off the knife with the palms of his palms. The technique was exquisite. Indeed, it is Shaolin’s burial method.
‘I think I’m a little ahead of myself in terms of how I feel…. I will turn It’s not easy to break through.’
No matter which way he swings his sword, he cuts it off with the palm of his hand. Jeongbin’s arms and legs seemed to be made of non-human metal.
Qurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring!
Lightning strikes Jeongbin’s shiny golden crown. It was useless. Her thunderbolt did not stop the golden monk even for a second.
‘Shit. No brain conduction? Then how about this?’
Heavenly Demon Reign.
Step on the advance. As a result, invisible pressure is applied to Jeongbin.
“Ugh. This evil spirit… !”
Jeongbin suddenly muttered something to her. Soon, a white light came out of her eyes.
“Ugh?!”
I faltered my legs. The energy felt in Jeongbin shakes the demonic spirit. Magi is reluctant to have that pure energy.
“Anti-Magic Spirit. It’s a new technique to counter the devil. The reason why all the demons in the world are afraid of Shaolin is because of this Anti-Magic Art. I will advise you. Reap the demonic energy and deal with me with pure martial arts.”
“Anal freshman? Fuck you, you’ve fallen asleep.”
The Heavenly Demon Goddess can only get hit by something like that? The name Heavenly Demon is too precious for that.
Instead, I raised the Heavenly Demon. Dark demons burn on the red blade and coalesce.
“Hmm…. Such an evil Magi…. Siju is….”
“If you can stop it with that great anal technique, stop it.”
“It’s not the anal god, it’s the anti-magic god.”
Jeongbin held out her palm. A palm overflowing with anti-demon energy. It makes me feel sick just looking at it.
I pretended to swing the sword and moved the demon.
Cheonma Shin Gong (天魔神功) Cheonma Shinjang (天魔神掌).
The Heavenly Demon God fell from the sky aiming for Jeongbin’s manly head. Bang! The shock spread and dust rose.
“Kuhm!”
Jeongbin endured it. Her waist slightly bent, but as if nothing had happened, she shook off her Heavenly Demon kidney and put her palms together.
“… Amitabha.”
“I’ll cut you with a knife this time.”
“Sex small cooperation!! The battle is over!! I got my hands on the enemy flag!!”
Hwang Bo Ga-hye shouted. She froze as she raised her sword. Should I ignore Hwang Bo Ga-hye’s words and move? She pondered for three seconds before lowering her knife. No matter what, I couldn’t go wrong with Hwang Bo Ga-hye over this.
Post-war cleanup has begun. 3 dead on our side, 3 of the enemies filled up. Among them, of course, was Jeongbin.
“Yujin. You look bad, are you okay?”
“It’s okay.”
Sung Ji-gon approached and asked. I guess he was worried because he kept making an impression from earlier. I solved the impression.
‘Ever since she used the Anti-Magic Art, Jeong-bin didn’t like her. … Is this the influence of the Heavenly Demon Art?’
I feel bad because the weather is hot. It was at the level, but it felt worse to be judged to have been influenced by the Heavenly Demon Art.
“That monk named Jeongbin. Will she secretly kill her later? I think we can do it together.”
“Done. If she did, she would only buy Hwang Bo-ga Hye’s vigilance. She should attack Hwangbo and Hye.”
“Operation?”
“For now, it’s to buy a favor. And put on her grace…. If you stay together, affection will build up… Hwang Bo Ga-hye will naturally become my woman.”
“Then is there anything I can do to help?”
“No.”
“I need to practice martial arts.”
Sung Ji-gon looked around him and grumbled that he was bored. There is only one woman here, Hwang Bo Ga-hye. She wasn’t even the usual ugly woman.
Bubbly.
Hwang Bo Ga-hye approaches me this way, saying that even tigers will come if I tell them.
Seong Ji-gon quickly got away from me.
“Gender minority…. No, I misjudged. St. Great Confession. Thank you. Thanks to the grand agreement, we were able to capture two flags in less than half a day.”
Recognized as a major threat. He felt instantly better, even if it was lip service. This is because the title Daehyeop in this world is not a title that is easily called.
Haha. I just did what I had to do. Sozer. What are you going to do next? He collected the flags, so he only has to hold out for ten days… Are you going to sit down?”
“We need to collect some more flags.”
“Yes?”
“We need more men to keep the flag safe for the remaining 10 days. A flag would be the perfect gift to gather allies.”
“Ah, allies. Come to think of it, there was no rule against forming alliances. You are amazing. You got the gist of this ordeal right away.”
“So that’s what I mean… St. Great Confession. Please do some reconnaissance.”
Haha. Sojeo wants it, so it should be.”
On this day, group 55 obtained a total of 6 flags, and seduced the other 4 groups to make fun of their size and went into a sit-in. With a total of 150 people united, passing the 55 trials was certain.
•••
It was when I was drinking Coke while looking at the night sky. Jeongbin came to me from the right. His gaze was on my hand.
“Amituofo…. Seong Sohyeop, may I ask what that black water is?”
“This? Cola.”
“Cola… It’s the first name I’ve heard of. Just a bite…. Can I just take a bite?”
Jeongbin’s face was full of curiosity.
Gourmet King Jeongbin. Jeongbin is a monk who roams the river in search of gourmet food just like his nickname.
“There’s nothing I can’t give you. However, you must answer my questions.”
“Let’s see if there’s anything you’re curious about. Got it. I will answer you sincerely.”
“Are you from Shaolin Temple?”
“Exactly. But… Now, the small monk has been excommunicated from Shaolin Temple and has become an apostate monk.”
“Why?”
Jeongbin hesitated for a moment. As soon as I shook the coke in my hand, he opened his mouth as if he had made up his mind.
“… It’s because the cowherd ate human flesh.”
“Human flesh? A monk from Shaolin Temple?”
Her mouth fell open at the unexpected words. Shaolin Temple is one of the greatest Buddhist powers in the world. I never dreamed that something like this would happen in such a place.
“… It was three years ago. Soseung went around the river and subdued monsters and demons. Then he entered a sunspot… Isn’t one of the demons eating human flesh so delicious? Soseung had starved for ten days at that time… I couldn’t resist my growing appetite and put the human flesh in my mouth.”
Surprisingly, he spoke calmly.
“A momentary mistake… Is it something?”
“No. If the Soseung wanted to bear it, he could bear it. The small monk was curious about the taste of human flesh, so he did not put up with it.”
“This is another one. Why are you proudly using the martial arts of the Shaolin Temple when you say you were excommunicated? If you are excommunicated, don’t you lose your martial arts?”
Cut off his limbs or get rid of his dantian. There are many munpa who are even executed.
“Something happened.”
“I must have had excellent personal connections. The talent that came at that age must have played a part.”
“…….”
I threw a can of Coke at Jeongbin. Jeongbin was startled when she received the cold can.
“This, this?”
“He said he wanted a Coke. You gave it to me.”
“Is this Coke? How do you eat?”
She taught me how to open a can. Bang! Jeong-bin was startled by the sound of her popping, but soon she took a sip of cola.
“Oh, oh clothes?! Wow, that water like this exists in this world!”
Jeongbin couldn’t drink in one gulp, and she took a sip of coke. It didn’t take long for her to drink it all.
“Sexy small talk! Thank you for giving me such a precious thing! Cola! I will never forget that name… Turn it off!”
“Oh, fuck. It’s nasty belching.”
“Mi, I’m sorry. I, without knowing it, stop….”
“Done. You ate well, would you like another?”
“Give me more! I will gladly eat!”
“Try some cider this time.”
Me and he drank cans of cider each.
“Kuaaaaa!”
“Okay, okay? What does that mean?”
“It’s something I use when I’m in a good mood.”
“Exactly? Yep!”
Jeongbin followed suit. With each sip of cider, she chinked. She said she was excommunicated, but it was fun because she was a monk herself to walk.
Then she made a terrifying discovery. Jeongbin, this crazy monk had an erection the whole time he was drinking cider.
Realizing my gaze, Jeongbin blushed.
“Fuck, are you gay? Gay meat!”
She took out her gay slayer and wielded it. She was startled by Jung-bin, who was in a state of inattention.
“Sexy small talk! Suddenly… Well?”
And Jeongbin didn’t die. That doesn’t mean you’re not gay. Jeongbin was confused and tilted her head.
“Hey, Dingjung. Why did you get an erection?”
“…… This is a secret, but small monks have an erection when they eat something delicious.”
“… Do you have any circumstances?”
“That… If it tastes too good, yes.”
“Don’t you get an erection when you see a woman?”
“What do you view a small monk as? The small monk transcended all desires except for appetite. Even if a rare slut seduces a small monk, the small monk is not deceived.”
Jeongbin said with a straight face.
“I never thought there would be another madman like Seong Ji-gon. This world is too wide….”
Now I’m just admiring it. At the same time, I was curious. Will you ejaculate if you eat something really tasty?
I took out a piece of chicken drumstick and threw it at him. This is no ordinary chicken. [Baek-hwan] The world’s maids raised chicks with all their heart and deep-fried the finest chicken for me.
“What is this? To the delicious smell… Gulp…. I can’t stand it…. I have this… Can I try the chicken?”
“If you don’t eat, won’t you eat?”
“…….”
Jeongbin opened her mouth wide and bit into her chicken.
“Clothes, oh oh oh! Yep!!”
Jeongbin’s eyes widen… Omitted below. Anyway, I confirmed that there is another gaetorai in this world.
Since then, Jeongbin has been chasing after me. To taste the delicious food I have.
“I can’t give it away for free.”
“… What do you want Soseung doesn’t have much. Ah, I can give you the reward for the 9th floor ordeal. Please give the small monk new and delicious food!”
“If you kill people, can you kill them?”
“I will kill you. Soseung is already excommunicated…. After all, he’s not even a monk. I am ready to break free from humanity for the sake of delicacy!”
She answered without even a second of buffering. The madman was certain.
