How to Avoid Harem – 3
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“Uh, um… ”
I now face a new crisis.
No, it would be correct to say ‘we’.
Versailles, too, seemed to be greatly embarrassed by the feast of flesh colors that filled the screen and the vulgar sound of licking the eardrums.
“Lord, lord… This is the Revengers… Six?”
“… I think it’s s*x, not Six.”
The feeling was strong from the first scene.
Because all the heroes appeared in crude costumes like third-class cosplayers. No, I thought it was a B-grade parody movie because the actors’ faces were shoddy in the first place.
‘But who knew it would be an erotic movie.’
That’s why the staff cheered me on, saying, “Fighting!”
It’s kind of weird to laugh at a sly.
‘by the way… What do you do?’
There was no manual in my mind to deal with such an emergency.
Is it wrong?
should i talk?
Or did I choose the wrong one?
If I go out now, will the atmosphere be weird?
In the midst of such anguish, my eyes kept turning to the screen, and my lower back swelled at the rich flesh-colored feast, so I had to cross my legs in a hurry.
In a narrow closed room where darkness has descended, next to him lies a succubus queen full of color.
Even at such a close distance that each other’s breath can be shared.
Besides, even though I used to do polymorphs, the succubus’s characteristic sound did not disappear.
honestly because of that.
‘It’s chock-a-boo.’
This is Han Tae-jin, a vigorous 21-year-old man.
If it doesn’t, then that means there is a physical problem. Moreover, she is a summoned beast with a voluptuous body and goddess-like beauty.
But with perseverance, he persevered.
He’s a pet that obeys my orders, but I didn’t want to do such a mean thing. Also, there was a stubbornness that I did not want to have my first experience in such a shabby place.
“Lord, lord… What is this…?”
“I think I made the wrong choice.”
“What do we do? host?”
Versailles’ face, who looked at me with a puzzled expression, was dyed red. If I were a normal person and not a summoner, I feel like I’m being settled by now.
A dark pupil longs for affection, and a twisted body seeks pleasure.
It seems that the color has not flowed and has become itself.
Versailles’ appearance was so lascivious, but I endured two hours of hard work.
Versailles looked at me with a ‘what is this bastard?’ expression.
“… .”
“why… ?”
“Huh, no.”
“It’s over, let’s go.”
“Nuyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.”
Versailles responded sarcastically with a sarcasm.
She pinched her cheeks because she was chubby like a teenage girl, but Versailles twitched her lower part.
“∑! Don’t touch me!”
A succubus queen that responds to its owner’s touch even though it’s ticking.
Where in the world can such a precious summoner be?
He tried to pinch the ball again, but the mana barrier between the two had to stop with disappointment.
“Hey, come on, let’s go home.”
“Foot, okay. let’s go.”
So, we had to go back home with an unintentional 19-gold screening time.
It’s not a parody video, but it’s okay to watch the real Revengers 6 again, but it was because Versailles had already responded by refusing it.
– Okay! Don’t look!
-Why do you want to see the avengers before and after this time?
-Heh, the owner or I was really looking forward to it!
– Shall I buy you a hamburger then?
-… You’re thinking of flirting with me like that… !
– This time, we got deep-fried at McDonald’s and even cheese sticks.
– It… !
-no? Should I eat alone?
-… Coke Zero!
So the final negotiations were concluded, and we headed straight home.
After all, you’re a queen who can’t use her feet when it comes to hamburgers.
As an aside, on the way home, I did a search on my phone and found a parody erotic movie called [Revengers 6 9 7 4].
It must have been that our queen was blindfolded and could not read the numbers to the end.
But 6 and 6974 are very different.
‘Well, I guess I didn’t choose it on purpose… ?’
nope
The last number is a bit long, but I don’t think it was chosen to entice me.
Because Revengers 6 was the movie she really wanted to see.
He glanced at Versailles, who was looking out the taxi window.
‘… No, maybe?’
not.
He shook his head briefly and shrugged.
We, Versailles, were not smart enough to cast such a high-level method.
– Kick.
While I was so thoughtful, I arrived home and ordered a hamburger.
This time, as promised, McDernold’s bacon tomato deluxe is her favorite.
“After all, the hamburger is Beto Dizzy!”
As soon as the hamburger arrives, Versailles smiles brightly as if when she vomited.
I wondered if it was the dignified queen at that one-celled reaction, but I ate the hamburger without showing any expression.
After all, the time is 7pm.
It was time for the shadows of the gloomy evening to cast over the world, and I started stretching lightly for night training.
Although the stitches are rapidly increasing, it was difficult to achieve 100% efficiency because of the still unfinished body.
Because of that, even if he did bulk up, his agility would be limited, so the key was to create a body suitable for an archer.
I turned on my cell phone and played a video called [Exercise of a high-ranked archer] with the Nutube app.
And as I was about to enter the training room, Versailles called me.
“host?”
“yes?”
“A guest has arrived.”
“What? this time? who?”
“I heard you’re the advisor, Ferna Ella? A woman with blonde hair and glasses.”
“… huh? Professor Ella is here now?”
I had to faint for a while.
The unexpected visit of the advisor, who never fits the category of ‘guests’.
More than anything…
Isn’t he one of the main heroines?
Now he reflexively let out a sigh.
“under… Come in, yes.”
“It was very pretty.”
“Don’t say anything useless.”
I had to head to the living room, rubbing my temples with my flaky hair.
Why is the main character’s harem so anxious because it can’t stick together?
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Professor Ella enters the living room following the guidance of Versailles, who has cast Polymorph again.
The crooked steps seemed to recognize that the situation was not appropriate.
“No, are you surprised? Taejin-ah.”
“ah… That’s right. What are you doing?”
He politely gestured to the seat at the top of the sofa and sat down next to him.
Ella sat down with a red leather bag on her lap.
“Ah, well, because I have something to talk about.”
“which… ? Oh, wait a minute. Reina?”
The conversation seemed a bit long, so I called Reina.
If guests come, it would be better to treat them to tea.
“Yes, Master.”
“It’s getting late, so can I get you some tea instead of coffee?”
“All right.”
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Just 30 minutes ago, Versailles, who had been indulging in hamburgers with the sauce on their lips, disappeared, and Reina, the butler, answered.
If you do polymorph, your personality will change depending on your appearance, it’s strange.
“Oh, it’s okay, it’s okay.”
“no. What to say… ?”
“No, it’s nothing special, do you know that the Academy has a lot of interest in Taejin these days?”
“yes.”
It’s only on the academy side, and the cadets’ glare makes my skin tingle.
“That’s why it seems that the dean was also cautious.”
“Are you careful?”
“Ah, so, because the growth rate is unprecedented in the history of the academy, isn’t it a little bit cautious? So, as a visit to my home, I asked them to have an interview… hahaha.”
Ella raised the tip of her glasses and smiled awkwardly.
So, to summarize, I’m not sure if my growth is due to an unfortunate event, and I’ve come this way because the command to supervise has fallen.
It is an explosive growth that is being achieved by taking hidden pieces and a certain amount of luck, but there is nothing to hide, so he nodded his head.
“Is that so, what… What can I tell you?”
“Oh, wait.”
Ella took out her laptop from her office bag and unfolded it.
And soon, an in-depth interview began.
The content didn’t matter.
The background of growth is ‘enlightenment’. I worked hard because I thought I would become a vagrant if I lived like this, but maybe it was because of my talent, so I grew up fast.
“ah… So, he was the type with great potential.”
After that, a few questions came and went, all of which were not nutritious.
By the way, what’s the kid who said he’d bring the car out didn’t come after 5 minutes?
-widely.
Meanwhile, Ella covered her laptop.
“OK. I think this interview is enough.”
“… But isn’t it okay to have an interview like this at the academy?”
In response to the question that stabbed the corner, Ella looked around and pulled her upper body.
And, with a slightly lower voice, he said.
“that… I have something to offer you.”
“Suggestion? which?”
“Oh, don’t get me wrong, should I listen? It’s not my decision, it’s something the academy will fully consider.”
… So that means, doesn’t it mean that in the end you decided on your own?
Something was strange, but I decided to listen first.
What kind of proposal are you trying to come up with on this twilight evening?
“Yes, let’s talk.”
“that… So, it seems that Reina-san is protecting you, but I thought it might be dangerous… It is important for the academy to protect the cadets as well.”
Why does Professor Ferna Ella of the world make the ground rice so thick? Naturally, as an advisor, there was no reason to reject the advisor’s proposal.
Mostly because it was a win-win proposal.
However, if you look at the thick layer of ground rice, you can see that it is a case of adding a private cause in addition to a public cause.
I was going to turn it down anyway, but I was curious as to what the main heroine would offer, so I was listening quietly.
Soon, the proposal came out through Ella’s pink lips.
“So, for the time being, staying with me at my house… Uh, how are you?”
“yes?”
“It’s probably safe in the academy, but it can be dangerous in other areas. So with Reina-san, I’m protecting you… ”
“No, thanks.”
To an absurd offer, he flatly rejected it.
Accepting her offer is touching the main character Harem. Well, there is still no point of contact with Choi Do-han, but the rumors between Ella and Do-han begin after the [Monster Exodus Incident] that will be held three days later.
In other words, I didn’t want to touch the harem at the time of 3 days left, and above all, I didn’t want to make a hole in the life of the academy with the rumor that I was riding in the secret behind the scenes of my advisor.
Perhaps she also knew that this proposal was for her own ‘selfish’, so she came to speak alone at this time.
I don’t know the intention, but I didn’t want to get involved anyway.
“Yeah, but that side is good for safety… Oh, or I can come here! It’s the professor’s mission to protect the cadets… !”
“it’s okay. Reina butler is strong enough. I will take my heart.”
“ah… But, all for you… .”
“It’s okay.”
Ella, who continued to open the door despite her firm refusal, gave a somewhat nervous response.
Suddenly, Ella trembled.
After all, this proposal is her sole decision, so there is no need to retaliate like a bear with a gallbladder.
even as a supervisor.
By the way, why are you so obsessed with ‘protection’?
It’s not even my baby that I put on the water.
“ah… Mi, sorry. did i overdo it? He, think of it as a proposal for the protection of the cadets. Don’t get me wrong.”
“Yeah, I don’t get it wrong, but… I wish you would do this. I will only be grateful.”
“Ah, yes. I’ll go then, sorry for wasting your time.”
“it’s okay.”
Ella hurriedly packed her things and stood up.
I looked at the clock.
It took about 9 minutes to complete the interview and proposal.
But the car is still unappreciated.
Did you even go picking tea leaves, Queen?
“Thanks for your time, if anything happens, call me right away. It will always fly from anywhere.”
“yes. All right, please enter carefully.”
“yes… ! I’ll go!”
Fortunately, Ella, who smiles brightly and walks away, feels more at ease.
I don’t know what your intentions are, but I’m grateful for the suggestion that I’ll be a strong shield.
It was a bit too much, but that was the problem.
‘Anyway, I’ll avoid all harems.’
After seeing him off and returning to the living room, Versailles was coming with two tea cups on a tray.
“ah? Is the professor gone?”
“… The interview ended early. But, did it take a while?”
A brusque question about why it took so long for the R-grade butler to bring you a cup of tea.
But Versailles smiled and handed me a teacup.
“There was only one tea bag, so I made the owner’s tea myself.”
“directly?”
As if for some reason, I glanced down at the teacup with a deep glance. Inside, a white liquid was steaming.
“milk?”
“Special milk tea. Drink it.”
“Oh… special?”
– Hum.
I took a sip and drank milk tea.
And I felt a powerful wave rushing through my brain.
It’s a fantastic combination of the salty taste of scattering white wave foam and sweet milk.
“Wow, is this really delicious?”
“Huh, I thought you would like it. host.”
“How did you make it?”
Without even hearing an answer, he drank again.
The teacup was empty.
Putting it back on the tray, Versailles smiled bewitchingly.
“Ho Ho… Did it taste good, Master?”
“Yeah, it was real life milk tea. How did you make it?”
“It’s a secret because it’s the traditional way of our succubus clan.”
“okay? It would be great if I sold this.”
It was sincere.
It was so delicious that I could eat for the rest of my life even if I put aside the life of a hunter and sold milk tea.
So, I inquired about the recipe again, but Versailles kept saying it was a trade secret until the end.
“Anyway, only my family can make it~? I can’t even sell it.”
He raises the tip of his tongue as if to raise medicine, picks up the tray, and goes into the kitchen.
I want to drink one more drink.
‘for a moment… But did we have milk at home? ?’
At least I haven’t bought it since I possessed it.
The only thing in the refrigerator must be water or soda… .
Could milk tea be made without milk?
It can’t be… isn’t it?
Is your name ‘Milk’ tea?
no way…?
“Heh heh~”
For some reason, looking at the excited looking back of Versailles, I couldn’t help but ask about the recipe for the special milk tea.
… Versailles, isn’t it?
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“Come on, everyone, be quiet. Did you know that there is a lottery for the group assignments today?”
“”yes~””
Three days have passed since my advisor’s secret suggestion.
Even now, Ella, who can’t make eye contact with me, didn’t feel a little uncomfortable, but she didn’t approach me any more, so comfortable days continued.
In particular, Hannah did not show any special trend either.
I don’t know how I got to care about the main heroines, but anyway, for three days, I spent a peaceful academy life picking up hidden pieces in my spare time.
Of course, it took a bit of trouble to keep Versailles apart for a while when acquiring Hidden Peace.
‘Owned item.’
#1 ▼
[Invisibility Cloak]
[Grade: A]
[Use: Enters a transparent state for 5 minutes when used. It may be exposed to physical and magical attacks, but the user cannot exercise physical or magical external forces.]
In addition to the pieces related to growth, Hidden Peace also had virtual items.
As consumable items, it was used only once, but its ability was definitely more useful than anything in modern times.
The item I’ve farmed right now is the invisibility cloak.
It was prepared in order to acquire a powerful hidden piece in [The Monster Exodus Incident], which will be held in the 5th class today.
Because I had to move more secretly and faster than anyone else.
There are no major casualties in this monstrous case.
It is just one of the episodes to throw a hidden piece to the main character, and the hidden piece hidden in this case was recorded in the limited edition setting book.
I was aiming for that.
‘… May the fifth period begin.’
Expectations for this hidden piece were quite high.
It’s a hidden piece where you can get a new skill book that suits your class.
Well, I’m wary that the difficulty level is quite high.
“Now, let’s start with the group formation. Appeals should be made after the selection is over.”
After a while, the formation of the group task team began.
And I.
Tank Seo Yoon-ji.
Grumpy White Mijin.
Healer Kang Dae-sik.
I was in the same group as the three crew members.
Along with Baek Mi-jin, one of the main heroines.
She, who should have been in the same group as Choi Do-han in the original story, has become in the same group as me.
