9 – Episode 9 – Other World Auction House Gallery (4)
Today, the auction house in the gallery is peaceful.
Although there are people simply selling items, many are promoting their handmade goods.
Title) Selling my stuff for cheap
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My underwear
This creep lol
“Buying it now would be a steal.”
“Are they a woman?”
“Luckily, it’s a man…”
“What’s so lucky, dammit, lol.”
“Oh, it’s a man?”
“What’s up with this fellow lol?”
“Yeah, it’s a man.”
“I’d like to do a deal in person, can I get your address?”
“Sorry;;”
“This dude must be a serial killer lol.”
Title: Selling My Freshly Created Items
Mmhm.
“What is this fellow selling now?”
“My socks.”
“Damn lol. They must be real fresh lol.”
“They smell insane. Are you sure you wanna buy?”
“Are you insane lol?”
(Title: Interested in My Homemade Lemonade?)
Just made, so it’s fresh.
“Damn lol. This guy is creating nuclear warheads in text.”
“Lol, makes me dizzy.”
“Is it really lemonade?”
“Yes, I only had lemons for dinner tonight.”
“Ah, dammit lol.”
“Just the thought of it makes me feel terrible lol.”
“Or it can all go to hell!!!”
He shouted, looking at the gallery.
Selling this and that is one thing, but homemade lemonade?
What kind of lemonade is it? Do they intend to die?
“Do you want to block this user?”
[Example]
[Block duration; 3 hours]
[Block reason: Handmade block lol]
I contributed to the peace of the gallery today as well.
When I ban a malicious user, my admin points increase.
The system acknowledged it too.
The post this guy made was sufficiently malicious.
“Sigh…”
During my inspection of the gallery, not everyone was like that guy.
I started seeing people who were laying the groundwork to properly utilize the auction house.
-Gibson Workshop
Title) Anyone wants to buy the picture I drew?
(A beautifully drawn landscape.jpg)
Uploaded a picture under Gibson Workshop’s name hahahaha
ㄴWow lol damn lol waste of talent
ㄴHow much is this?
ㄴI’m considering 15 silvers for now…
ㄴ??? 15 silver?
ㄴDamn lol are you sure this talent costs only 15 silvers?
ㄴLol, bought it immediately
ㄴAh damn I’m late lol
ㄴDo people buy this type of thing for 15 silver? tsk tsk
ㄴThen how much do you think it should cost?
ㄴIf it were me, I would’ve bought it for 5 golds
ㄴLol, are you a donor or what lol
ㄴYou must be a big spender lol
ㄴAre there any other pictures?
ㄴI’ve got a few more, should I upload them?
ㄴAre you gonna sell them for 15 silvers?
ㄴYeah
ㄴDon’t post it for immediate purchase, try auctioning it.
ㄴShould I sell my painting at the auction…?
ㄴJust post it first, lol
ㄴWorry less and post it right away!
ㄴWhen I posted it for auction, the price shot up?
ㄴS–t lol. What is this?
ㄴLooking at the gallery, it seems like a rich person or a noble has bought it?
ㄴWhat the hell is this painting that calls for 3 gold? 5 gold is not a small amount of money, you’re telling me you spent 17 gold to buy this?
ㄴS–t lol
ㄴReal-time price refresh lol
ㄴI was going to bid, but backed out after seeing the competition lol
ㄴNext time I try to buy a Gibson painting it will be bloody hard;
ㄴThe growth is frightening, for real lol
─Gibson
Title) What the hell is this;;;
Why is my painting’s price like that?
ㄴIf you don’t know, then who does?
ㄴI have no clue!!
ㄴLol anyways, we decided to buy it. Hey, painting gentleman, bring more paintings.
ㄴWe are painting robbers. Give us the paintings, and we will give you the money.
ㄴYou have an artistic flair, right? Next time bring us an oil painting, if you don’t want to die.
ㄴHey, if you don’t bring the next painting, you are dead.
The price of Goldenhand’s paintings skyrocketed.
Even a layman would be sure they’re worth that much.
With a painting like this, he wouldn’t fail a fine arts school admission.
He’s painted it that well.
Other people also purchased the painting with the same thought.
And slowly, a brand was born.
“A brand is born.”
Gibson’s Painting Workshop.
Howard Workshop.
Mel Blacksmith.
And so on.
Anyone who is skilled will consistently push their brand.
Because they have the ability, people seek them more. And as a result, their ‘worth’ increases.
They don’t understand why they became so valuable.
Of course, they wouldn’t understand. The current moves rapidly.
Title) Scolding by Buying Talented Bastards LOL
Where have these folks been hiding all this time? LOL
Hurry up and make your products LOL
LOL for real
LOL I bought a sword, the quality was insane. It’s like Mithril level.
It’s not Mithril, is it?
For real?
Does Mithril seem like nothing to you? LOL
I found this while looking around the auction house.
(A random funny 4-panel comic.jpg)
LOL Why don’t I have anything like this?
Are 4-panel comics also enjoyable?
LOL, Interesting stuff is coming out.
I bought this
(An indecent picture.jpg)
Whoa, who’s the artist?
Don’t know.
Damn it! If you don’t know, find out!!!!!!!!
Title) Is Jew Dick a rookie?
Most countries have tried to revive the arts, but failed.
Meanwhile, Jew Dick ＞＞ has achieved it while sipping cola at home LOL
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LOL for real
Artists usually fade into oblivion unless they’re geniuses, but they keep popping up thanks to Duduckㅋㅋ
You’re singing praises of Duduck. Did Duduck pay you?
I don’t know about money, but he did give us cola ㅋㅋ
That cola is so sweetㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Yeah, why are you leaving pointless comments? We bought another cola.
Drink your cola, it’s good ㅋㅋ
Seriously, Duduck saved the starving artists. Isn’t it like that?
Really;
Did you hear about Gibson? Said he sold landscape paintings on the street for 3 silver coinsㅋㅋㅋ
No wayㅋㅋ. A 3-silver coin painting is sold at the auction house for 35 gold?? ㅋㅋ
If his skill improves, he’ll sell for more. He seems talented ㅇㅇ;
We were so thankful. Even posted a piece.
-Gibson
Title) Thank you, Professor Duduck
If you want a drawing, let me know. I’ll draw it for you.
Wow, he’s willing to make commissions, crazy ㅋㅋ
Duduck is just giving away cola and getting drawings ㅋㅋ
I wonder what kind of picture Duduck would request
100% it would be an adult drawingㅋㅋ
I would also ask for an adult drawingㅋㅋ
If it were up to me, I’d ask for a drawing of anthropomorphs ㅇㅇ;
Please… For the love of God…
“Are they giving these away?”
It looks fun, too good to refuse.
And it’s not like we can refuse what we’re paid to spray.
Led by his heart, he wrote a comment
Duduck) An enticing adult illustration.
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
From Noble mtl dot com
So persistent for sure ㅋㅋ
Promising to draw an enticing adult illustration, how can one refuse?
But people exhibit their greatest strength at moments of crisis.
Gibson, take your levels to a higher stage.
(Gibson) Yes, I will draw it.
(Jutjak) If it doesn’t look good, it’s a permanent ban.
(Gibson) ?
(What)
(Lmao crazy guy lol)
(sh*t, lmao, he said he would draw, suddenly it’s a banning crisis lol)
(Gibson) The biggest crisis in an artist’s life, lol
(Staking artistic life and drawing on, lol)
(Gibson) “I have to draw well…!”
(Jutjak) “Lol”
Now we just have to wait for Gibson’s drawing.
Even if it doesn’t look good, he probably won’t get a permanent ban.
Maybe.
“Wow, now all sorts of strange things are being posted.”
Artists. Creators. Their works were uploaded, and now all sorts of items were being posted.
There were men selling unnecessary items, and others cooking and posting food.
“Come to think of it, this place is an online restaurant?”
You could buy food from across the continent.
You could buy any item, and it showed limitless possibilities.
When I was in the military, it would have been nice having this.
I would’ve ordered and eaten pizza, pork feet, boiled pork, chicken, and sweet and sour pork heartily.
While I murmured such things, I felt strange.
“… sh*t, military?”
Wait, is this a danger?
It felt like something went wrong.
***
“This is revolutionary.”
“Saying so, will you start a war? Are you in your right mind, Sword Knight? Have you been drinking?”
Count Grenen showed a grave response as he scratched his head.
Suddenly, the knight commander, Sir Sword, began to speak of an important matter.
It was about the gallery.
He said that an auction house had been established there, and the number of people whose food was presented there was increasing.
The invigoration of the auction house.
He mentioned that the one to benefit from this would be our Count Grenen.
“I haven’t been drinking. I’m telling you this with a clear mind. Haven’t you, Count Grenen, always said that your territory is too small?”
“Hum. Let’s not talk about that.”
Fearful someone might hear, Count Grenen looked around.
There was no sign of anyone nearby.
Relieved, he resumed the conversation.
“Yes, an auction house was established in the gallery. But why is that considered an opportunity for us?”
“That is because our Count Grenen’s territory is arguably located in the worst place.”
That was a definite fact.
Count Grenen’s territory was objectively located in the worst possible position.
It was a northern province where snow constantly fell and icy winds swept across.
It was a territory located at the very north of the continent.
A cursed territory.
Even in a relatively warm place like this, white breath still flowed out of their mouths.
“We can solve all the supplies issue from the Auction House. If we manage it, we can win the territory war.”
“…..”
Count Grenen, who had been quietly listening, pondered heavily.
There was nothing abundant in Count Grenen’s territory.
Due to its harsh climate, its population was somewhat smaller. However, that climate made all of them warriors.
Regardless of age or gender, they all were born warriors.
If only their food issue could be resolved…
Perhaps they could even claim a warm land.
Feeling what seemed like a glimmer of hope, Count Grenen faltered.
“…Aren’t we lacking justification?”
“Justification can be made if needed.”
“Are you truly considering a territory war?”
“Look at all those living in the territory. They yearn for a warm life.”
Count Grenen pondered.
Noticing his wavering heart, Duke Sword clenched his fists.
“This may be our last opportunity.”
“… Alright, if that’s the case ―”
As he was about to suggest preparing for a territory war and arming themselves, an alarm rang out.
Alarm? It’s the gallery’s alarm. What’s that?
Both of them heard the alarm and opened the gallery.
There was a new post.
It was from Judica.
***
“Fortunately, there’s no law to screw someone.”
Just then, the admin’s level had increased to 3.
Otherworld Gallery
– Admin Level: 3
– Points: 28771
– Possession: 8771 Gold 91 Silver 21 Bronze
Points have decreased a lot as I bought cola and handed it out, but that’s okay.
It eases my mind if I think of all the points being invested for the gallery.
【Your Gallery Admin Level has increased!】
【You can choose the Special Perk for Level Enhancement.】
【Gallery Sub Admin Permissions Strengthened】
【Real-Time Chat Room Creation】
【Extra Gallery Instance】
【Setting Gallery Operating Hours】
…
Various special perks appear.
Among them, the one feature I wanted the most appeared.
【Locating Gallery User】
“Right. This is needed to block it.”
He had drawn a card that could be used before the continent got screwed up.
After acquiring the special ability, he immediately wrote a post in the gallery.
– Soso
Title) Don’t f*cking misuse the auction house
I will expose the log and purchase history by tracking the location.
Recommends 582, Non-Recommends 988
ㄴSuddenly, why post this?
ㄴSeriously
ㄴOut of nowhere??
ㄴf*ck. Can you track location in the gallery? Scary.
ㄴThought I liked Soso. Is he crazy?
ㄴWhy is he suddenly increasing dislike stacks?
The gallery’s reaction is chaotic in no time.
Still, he can’t outright say “Don’t start a war.”
There must be some guys who feel guilty seeing the post.
It’s great if it has that much effect.
The people in the gallery automatically started rolling the drama by themselves upon seeing the post.
Title) But can it track our location??
Is that possible?
ㄴYep, it is lol
ㄴIn the past, there was a guy who could identify the user among the Soso
ㄴSo, many gallery users left
ㄴf*ck. This is insane.
ㄴBut, how?
ㄴHe used to track a dragon and then he disappeared one day
ㄴHe got ‘blanked’ lol
ㄴLol, f*ck, that’s scary
ㄴThe location tracking function is dangerous. He frankly said that.
ㄴYeah, it’s strange, right?
The chatter suggests something might be going down at the auction house.
The way they’re taking advantage of that place…
Are they implying not to post any deals?
Are these guys crazy, lol
Tried posting a deal I used before, it sold pretty well.
Are you a female?
While using that, yes, female lol.
“Becoming a female is just for this time.”
Laugh it off, you asshole, lol.
Selective female, lol.
Why the hell would you post that, lol.
What sin have the mountain kids committed, lol.
Ah sh*t, lol. Could this be it?
LOL got you, LOL.
LOL, check the smell.
It’s likely to be savory, lol.
It’s a reward, lol.
A lot of conversations are going on.
There’s nothing we can do about it.
We can only wait patiently and hope for some calm.
Then, a message offering salvation appears.
Title: Just-understood why they’re doing so
With the auction house currently overflowing with junk items.
Can we buy food? This hints at the onset of war.
If supplies can be directly provided, there’ll will be a handful thinking about war.
So, if an area appears where war materials are blatantly purchased, they intend to rip us off
But from our perspective, it’s better to prevent war than to start it
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‘Is this it?’,
‘Is this right?’
ㄴAre they monitoring the ones who buy large amounts of food and weapons?
ㄴAfter all, even a nutjob like Jujjaki wouldn’t confidently say such nonsense.
ㄴ?? : Hand over the lewd pictures I like
ㄴ?? : If you don’t, you’ll be banned
ㄴWho is this? ㅋㅋ It isn’t Jujjaki, is it? ㅋㅋ
ㄴRight ㅋㅋ It can’t possibly be Jujjaki
ㄴEven though Jujjaki’s crazy, thankfully he’s crazy in a good way
ㄴJust a guy crazy about lewd pictures…a guy who appreciates good figures…thus, a pervert…
Title) Any place getting ready for war?
ㅇㅇ?
ㄴSeems not yet. There are no posts up.
ㄴI made a troll post, asking if they want to start a war ㅋㅋ
ㄴI’m in the military and the mood is no joke right now
ㄴWhy are you in the military?
ㄴBecause I’m a soldier, you idiot ㅋㅋ
ㄴThe whole mainland atmosphere is brewing
ㄴWhoa, that was a close one
Title) If you like Jujjaki’s swift move, thumbs up! ㅋㅋ
First of all, starting with me
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ㄴReally ㅋㅋ
ㄴSeriously ㅋㅋ
Title) Jujjaki oppa did it again ㅠㅠ
(The beautiful chest of demon Nunna.jpg)
Thank you
ㄴDamn ㅋㅋ
ㄴJujjaki, happiness maker ㅋㅋ
ㄴWow, the demon bodies are indeed pretty
ㄴㅋㅋㅋ Look at him posting again ㅋㅋ
ㄴHow do they know exactly what Jujjaki likes? ㅋㅋ
Visited the forum and the legends start from not breaking the articles lol
“Indeed, blessings come from doing good.”
Laughed and saved the breast picture.
And wrote another article.
-Zoojak
Title) Give me more breasts.
Give them.
ㄴInsane lol
ㄴReally, this f*cker is all about breasts lol
ㄴThis f*cker who wants breasts more than stopping a war lol
ㄴOh lol, while the war has been stopped, breasts are a major issue lol
ㄴZoojak oppa. How many pictures do you want? Do you have any preferred shot?
ㄴZoojak) Underboob, breasts covered by hands, bikini, s*xy dress, breasts covered in oil. 5 pictures.
ㄴLook at these solid preferences lol
ㄴsh*t lol this bastard knows his types lol
ㄴThey can’t resist oil lol
“Breasts are a major issue.”
Stopped the war? That’s a thing of the past.
It’s time to focus on the current issue: breasts.
This continent is ruled by the demon’s breasts. Saved the uploaded pictures of the demon’s breasts.
“Indeed, the demon is the best.”
Title) How about me?
(A picture of dark elf with tanned skin, big boobs, jpg)
“Wow, sh*t.”
Correction. This continent is ruled by the dark elf’s breasts.
While Zoojak is deeply immersed in breasts.
“….”
Someone was staring at the auction.
