44 – Chapter 44 – The Otherworld Mini Game Gallery
After a few days at the royal palace, Duduck lounged on the comfortable bed.
Living in the palace is fun!
In fact, it felt as excellent as staying at a luxurious hotel.
Your food served just on time, cleaning, and laundry done automatically, and no life-threatening issues to worry about.
Moreover, it was heavenly to see two beautiful women.
“Mr. Hero, Mr. Hero.”
“Did something happen?”
“No, not that”
Troubling her while she was reading may not have been the best, but it was an important moment for Duduck.
“What would you like to see added to the gallery? Do you have any wishes?”
“Why are you asking me…”
“Hmm. Just a present for living together?”
“…If you show me the list, I’ll choose.”
If there’s a wish… it could be having a good time in the gallery with Duduck.
However, it’s absolutely not something to say out loud.
Fumbling for an answer, she listened to the named benefits of the gallery as Ju-Ddak listed them,
“I am not sure. Nothing particularly draws me in.”
“Is that so?”
Ju-Ddak nodded his head.
Well, just how much interest could a gallant hero have in a gallery?
If one is a hero protecting the continent, it’s natural to have more interest in reality than a gallery.
“Hmm…”
After some thought, Ju-Ddak made his decision.
Wasn’t a gallery a place for fun?
For it to be fun, there should be lots of things to do!
With his decision, a new feature was added to the gallery.
─What is this weird thing that has popped up?
─Ju-Ddak, is this you again?
─This time, Ju-Ddak is seriously awesome ㅋㅋ
─He accomplished in a short time what other Ju-Ddaks took months and years to do ㅋㅋ
─So, what are we supposed to do here?
─A gallery mini-game???
A legal battleground that suited the gallery was unveiled.
What kind of place is a gallery?
It’s a place where you can vent the stress you get from reality, hassle strangers and start fights.
Situations akin to the chaos just before the millennium eruption occur commonplace here.
Even those who would have been timid if met offline turned into the most armed in the gallery, lightly poking their neighbors.
─Honestly, these jerks ＜＜ aren’t worth crap? It takes them three minutes in the cold to cast one spell ㅋㅋ
─These jerks ＜＜ only their mouths are alive, elves but they reek of insincerity
─These guys ＜＜ are the real deal ㅋㅋ they want a cool wind even in summer ㅋㅋㅋ
─Yep, all of you get lost. Only accept highly funded ones.
Even the Ma-tap who have arguably studied and learned are in this mess.
Of course, there are those posing as Ma-tap and writing posts, but they were few and far between.
Most were actually biting and tearing at each other.
─Honestly, I think I’d beat the Emperor 1:1 on the battlefield.
─There’s no kingdom without a queen, LOL
ㄴHonestly, that’s something to be envied about?
ㄴA beautiful queen is better than an emperor, true that;
─LOL, I’m going to snatch the Demon King’s throne this time. Fits like a glove LOL.
─Crazy bastard LOL. Acting all big despite going to be cut off right at the entrance of the Demon King contest LOL
─Some rube from Mazerose’s east is such an asshole.
─Yep LOL, I’m from the metropolitan area~
─I made a sword this time, how do you think it is?
─Instead of a sword, why not go for a sturdy spear?
─? Who uses a spear these days? Choose a sturdy bow LOL
─Isn’t firing a rapid-fire crossbow the real deal?
─Honestly, the nobles are annoying…
─Cat Tribes ＜＜＜ right away chaotic if you give them catnip LOL
─Why are the Lang Tribes acting so boorish?
─Aren’t the Harpy Tribes screwed if their wings are plucked off?
─Damn, these furries are shedding hair everywhere.
An active battle scene unfolded where everyone’s busy with their own things.
Unbelievably, even the elves, who were regarded as noble (according to elves alone), ended up fighting in the galleries!
─ Classical magic studies are a thing of the past, right? ; Mana efficiency is now mainstream
─ Rather than increasing mana efficiency, prioritize enhancing the sophistication of your magic!
─ Isn’t it right to do whatever needs to be done for progress?
─ Are you denying the history built up by the elves !!!!
─An old tree holding onto outdated studies LOL
─Ho ho, Our young apprentice is lacking in understanding
─What’s the point in knowing too much when your age has got your brain all rotten?
The rebuttal is that my statement is correct.
In this chaotic situation, the dweeb poured gasoline all over.
─Wimping out? Come for a best of three chess match? No one’s cowardly, weak, and pathetic to dodge it, right? LOL
─Come to room 2, I’ll teach you a lesson about manners.
If you’re stupid whether you win or lose, then you might want to be the winning fool.
A matter of pride had fueled numerous battles everywhere.
“Then, kill each other.”
Blood was metaphorically spattered across the gallery.
Of course, these were the tales of malicious users who held a strong sense of pride.
Most users were too busy showing interest in the new features.
Title) Not many game categories
Chess, Go, Yacht?
Sigh, this can get boring if you play for years
– Give it a rest if you’ve played for years lol
– Seems like you’ve had enough fun?
– Totally lol, you’ve done all you can.
– His Majesty) Other games will be added, but for now, they’re just trials.
– Kyaa lol, I believed in you!!!!!!!!!!
– What’s the next game???
– Please, gambling, gambling, gambling
– Crazy gambler lol
Title) His Majesty really knows us lol
Board games in the gallery? Irresistible lol
– Why isn’t there poker?
– Why no Texas Hold’em or Blackjack?
– I’m looking to gamble around 300 gold
– No joke lol, it was fun when the gallery had a casino
– When was that lol
– It was a while ago lol, just thinking about gambling makes my hands shake
– You need to quit…
– Holding cards…is…fun…
Title) Damn gamblers
You jerks, meet up and play together
– No joke lol, should cut their hands off to stop them from gambling
From Noble mtl dot com
– Even if they lost their hands, they would play with their feet? lol
I’m already kicking in the gall, LOL
It’s a gala…
I miss the art casino
Wow, when was that and you’re still kicking?
I don’t miss it? f*ck, the gala sucks
The number of kids who said “Should I really gamble?” and broke their brains wasn’t one or two
At that time, those who lost miserably and begged in the gallery were everywhere, LOL
The legend was a guy who gambled for his daughter’s treatment of a rare disease, LOL
Ah, LOL, that guy, LOL
Did he lose everything? Is he even human??
Yeah, he lost everything
After losing everything and wailing on the ground, a Gal was willing to help him, but then he took that money and went back to the casino, LOL
f*cking LOL
Aw man, it’s cruel, so cruel, LOL
Just hearing the story feels like hell
Board games are fine and healthy, good, hm
Title) Breaking News!!!
‘Elfhands’ entered room 36!!!!!!
LOL
Elfhands’ chess skills, um, should I watch?
Plant Druid) Don’t watch!!!
I love this phrase, LOL
Grandma Elf’s, er,,, graceful,,
Is she crazy, LOL
Don’t watch… Two words the geek loves
You crazy… crazy… crazy… crazy…
How on earth does one come up with such a concept?
He always makes these kinds of jokes, f*ck LOL
Geek) You, get out
Ah, LOL
-“Go on, lol. I won’t come to greet you, dude, lol.”
-“Hurry up and start.”
-“When are you going to do it? Lol. Said you ordered chicken.”
-“I’m looking forward to the skill of an Electrical Leakage Freak (ELF), lol.”
-“(Plant Druid) Don’t look!”
-“Yeah lol. There is a spectator mode lol.”
-“How do you tolerate getting advice after watching? lol.”
-“Advice for a chess beginner?? Lol, How do you stand this lol.”
-“Lol, hey start lol.”
-“This seems to be a 30-minute timer game. Not bad.”
-“The game has started, lol.”
-“The ELF is on the defensive.”
-“As expected, starting with a typical move is good.”
-“Right. Give the piece a position to go out and…”
-“???”
-“You ELF, what on earth are you doing?”
-“No, damn it. Where did you learn such an old chess technique???”
-“Lol, sh*t, this is a Queen’s Gambit opening!!!! Why can’t you handle it!!!! ELF, please!!!!”
-“Sigh.”
-“It’s screwed, lol.”
-“Ah, lol. The knight has been taken, lol. The pawn has been taken, lol.”
-“Okay, lol. I’ll take one life at a time, lol. The queen will survive and return, lol.”
-“There is a good place here, lol. I’ll write a 5-star review and go.”
-“Wow, this is a real mess.”
-“The chess ranking will be sorted out on the Bobby line next door.”
-“It’s been a long time since I saw such a traumatic game.”
-“The ELF… doesn’t know… chess… too old… don’t remember…”
-“How… did… the pawn… move…?”
-“Damn lol, it wasn’t that bad.”
-By Plant Druid.
Title) I didn’t…do…anything…wrong…!!!!!!!!!
That’s right!!!!!!!!!
ㄴYes, that’s right, Elf geeks aren’t bad.
ㄴSeriously… Though we play old-fashioned chess from a few centuries ago, it was good for its time.
ㄴThat could be true ㅋㅋ seriously ㅋㅋ
ㄴNovice chess player) What, you were playing well though?
ㄴAfter being just completely crushed, you’re leaving this kind of comment?
ㄴㅋㅋㅋYou’re the worst, bastardㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴRight, let’s go directly to insultㅋㅋ
ㄴPlant Druid) Let’s play again!!!!!!!!!!!
ㄴNovice chess player) Yeah ㅋㅋ not interested in playing.
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㅋLaughㅋㅋ
ㄴPerfect even for a tea beggingㅋㅋ
ㄴPlant Druid) Come back before banning!!!!!!!!!!!!
ㄴNovice chess player) What? It’s because I’m a chess novice and can’t understand you clearly.
ㄴPlant Druid) Please… let’s do it again…
ㄴNovice chess player) Yeah, sure we can ㅋㅋㅋ
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴYou’re destroying your face with falling ㅋㅋ
ㄴUhh, ㅋㅋ it’s harsh, harsh. Going to be beaten up again? ㅋㅋ
Elfin geeks are shaking.ㅋㅋfunnyㅋㅋ
Title) Show!!!!!off!!!!!!!!
The 91st room warrior has enteredㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
The tournament yacht!!!!!!!!!!
ㅋㅋㅋlaughㅋㅋ Let’s go watch~
ㄴBut is it a yacht? Or a party? We call it a party.
ㄴThe word “party” does sound cool.
ㄴGay special cut the party.
ㄴThe tournament kept the party till the end then left.
ㄴLol, what a chatterbox. Come into room 93.
ㄴAlright, I’m coming right away.
ㄴLol, why are these guys fighting while they were supposed to watch?
ㄴOh, seems like he knows how to be a hero.
ㄴBut nope, cancel that.
ㄴLol, he is so damn fast.
ㄴThe disgraceful skill of the hero who couldn’t penetrate the third circle wall of magic…!!!!!
ㄴAh, it is so damn pitiful lol.
ㄴHis situation assessment is just weird lol.
ㄴWhy did you attempt a manly challenge there?
ㄴHey hero, were you really a bonehead!!!!!
ㄴThis is really a bit not right, isn’t it? Lol.
ㄴLook at the score difference of 90 points loss lol.
-Hero
Title) Looking for a Night Party…!
Someone who rolls the dice really badly…!!!
ㄴLol!
ㄴThe mindset trying to win no matter what lol.
ㄴDesperate struggles to hide a disastrous defeat…!!!!!!!
ㄴAh, it’s so pathetic lol. Let’s go to console the hero.
ㄴLol. Take care of the hero. I guess I should console him too. Lol.
ㄴI’m also a fan lol. I’m on my way.
Breaking News!!!!!!!!!!!
The demon queen has entered room 109 lol.
She’s challenging the go game master lol.
ㄴDoes the demon queen know the rules?
ㄴBut it’s still not tournament rules, so it’s simple.
ㄴThere are… rules for Go…?
ㄴYeah, it’s surprisingly complex.
ㄴLol, so here only black three-three moves are prohibited, I guess.
ㄴThe Demon King’s relentless attack…!!!!!
ㄴ??? : This side is open~~~
ㄴLol, good side attack
ㄴ??? : 43 is a good spot~~
ㄴThe Demon King is smarter than I thought…?
ㄴSeriously, it’s no joke
ㄴMore than being smart, he just thinks flexibly
ㄴIs there a character among the Paduks who isn’t flexible in thinking?
ㄴYou’re the worst, lol
ㄴRigid as a rock, the flexibility of the stubborn Elf’s thinking, lol
ㄴDemon King) I won easily~~~
ㄴSelf-appearance, lol
ㄴHey, you are good
ㄴDemon King) Compared to the old Elf, I’m the expert~~
ㄴPlant Druid) Please stop speaking nonsense,,,!
ㄴDemon King) Ah, do you wish to acknowledge defeat~
ㄴSuch confidence, lol
ㄴThe Demon King is actually good at playing the game
ㄴAre they about to fight among themselves now?
ㄴPlant Druid) No idle talk, follow me to room 133!!!!!!
ㄴDemon King) Ack, attacking the old is not my hobby~~
ㄴPlant Druid) I might not know about others,, but I can win against you,,,!!!!!!
ㄴLol
ㄴA fight for pride between Paduks, lol. It’s crazy
ㄴThe crazy one seems to be the stubborn elf?
ㄴWhy are they exchanging pieces here now?
ㄴA pawn and a bishop have the same value… making a note…
ㄴSo, it was good to watch, lol
ㄴThe game is already over?
ㄴStubborn Elf bawling out, lol.
– Demon King-chan
Title) Demon King Elle
Just living~~~~~
LOL
Demon King-chan Punch! Demon King-chan Punch! Demon King-chan Punch! Demon King-chan Punch!
What on Earth is defeat?
The elves are too pissed off to even comment
Got entirely beaten so badly LOL
But why isn’t he playing the game?
Could he possibly be a loser?
Well, probably not that bad
Looks like it’s a cut from Demon King-chan’s line LOL
I wonder how good he is at board games?
Judging from his silence in the gallery, he must be terrible.
-Where is this bastard!?!!
-Come to room 202!!
-LOL let’s raid him~
Title) Are these jerks messing with me?
Get out of here
-It’s an abuse of power!!!!
-Runnnnnnn
-Screaaam
While the gallery was in full swing. Someone knocked on the door.
“Yes. Come in”
“Guest. The queen requests your presence.”
“?”
What could it possibly be?
He momentarily gave up on trolling and turned to reality.
Knock Knock Knock.
After he knocked, he opened the door.
She, seated on the throne, greeted him with a face full of seeming contemplation.
“Your Majesty, what’s the matter…”
“Joodeok, I’m sorry… could you please leave the castle?”
“Eh?”
