36 – Episode 36 – Festival of Another World Gallery
The gallery was thrown into chaos!
When someone thought to be dead greets you calmly, it’s only natural to be startled.
This situation made people suspect some cases of voice phishing using identity theft.
Title) What the f*ck’s going on?
Is that guy really back? Is he a ghost? Is he a fake?
ㄴNo, I’m freaking out!
ㄴI see a ghost… I might be dead too.
ㄴYep, I’m already dead too …
ㄴIs this the underworld…? But there’s Coke and chicken even in the underworld…? Seems like the underworld is a livable place…
ㄴI see strange memes are uploading. This must be the underworld, right?
ㄴf*ck, I just saw it.
ㄴAhhhhh!!!!
ㄴOf course, this should be the underworld. lol
ㄴThere’s no way this is real. No way at all. Nope! This can’t be reality~ No childhood friend deck and a 27cm Excalibur never existed. lol
ㄴSuch a gallery shock…
ㄴWhat kind of reality do you want, anyway…
Title) You’re not him, are you !!!!!!!!!
f*ck! How can someone die and come back to life !!!!!
ㄴEverything like auction house, chicken, Coke, everything came back, but it does not seem like him.
ㄴSo, is this guy really an academy girl?
ㄴEar-twitching… We need an explanation.
ㄴExplain if you are him. Right now;;
ㄴHim) You’ll know if you ban me.
ㄴSorry;;; I think it’s really him
ㄴLook at how he’s taking the piss out. lol
ㄴLook at the firmness. lol By looking at his sharpness, it seems he’s the one ㅇㅇ
ㄴI’m currently in the gallery and this guy tastes like him ㅇㅇ I have proven.
ㄴOh, it’s reliable. It looks like you’re right.
ㄴDon’t beg for your life… Stand up and die…
ㄴHim) Those who will die standing up, get in line.
“Stand up straight, Hatsan…!”
“Ha, I already fell flat on my face, lol.”
“First, I need to survive, lol. To taste the full set of chicken, cola, pizza, and fire noodles, lol.”
“Ah, lol. I can’t resist that, lol.”
— Jubjack.
Title: Foolishness
Since when did I start to mistake myself as dead—?
From now on, I’ll stand on the gallery—
“Lol, Jubjack has ascended further, double crown.”
“Did Jubjack ever say he was dead?”
“(Informal) We just mistook him for dead.”
“That’s right, lol.”
“Jubjack resurrecting from hell…!”
“Jubjack’s revival…! It’s hatching…!!!!!”
“I believed Jubjack would come back ;;;”
“Now this guy just wrote ‘Is Jubjack just foaming at the mouth?’ ‘He fell pretty hard lol’”
“Ah, lol, lol”
“Jubjack) You get out, lol.”
“Lol, lol, lol, lol. Sharp as a knife, lol.”
“Kick him out!!!!!”
“Yeah, the bats need to die, lol.”
Title: But how did this happen to Jubjack?
Really, a gallery error?
“It’s not a gallery error?”
“Suddenly coming back to normal is strange.”
“Oh, the auction house is restored.”
“Cola!!!!!”
“I missed you, chicken ㅠㅠ”
“Even if Jubjack comes back, won’t the elves have no chicken?”
“Ah.”
Heh, I nearly died there.
hahahaha! They actually bought it?
Did you really come back to life?
Wait, was this for one coin?
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Damn, is this some sort of gallery event perk? “One resurrection per user” sort of deal?
As much as you’d say that can’t be a thing, it somehow seems possible?
The gallery always gets strange artifacts, so who knows? LOL
First gallery user to take a tour of the afterlife, huh? How is it? Lots of busty ladies?
Pffft, hahahaha!
LOL, what even, I can’t breathe!
Is that a human or a beast? LOL
Fails as a human but passes as a beast, LOL
A busty guardian watches over the afterlife… hey, what’s that in your pants?
(Takes off pants.)
(A tiny acorn appears, replacing an expected massive banana.)
Hmm… seems I was mistaken.
Damn it, can’t you at least give me a huge one in my dreams?!!!
“No way, LOL. I can’t believe Galbungi could hold such a lethal weapon, LOL.
If the busty Eyena is guarding the underworld, why would she ever want to come back to life?
Is this the underworld? No, this is paradise. I’ll spend the rest of my life here.
You, get out, LOL.
A man kicked out from the underworld, lol. Poor sod, hahahaha.
Eliminated from the underworld, LOL.
Suddenly, people were brought back to life.
It’s no wonder that chaos broke out in the Gallery.
The same went for those who were demoted from ‘Pariahs’ to ‘general trash’ users, only to be forcibly turned back into ‘Pariahs.’
【Gallery Manager Chat】
-Plant Druid) What on earth happened,,,?? What’s with the blood!!!!
-Joojik) Got a bit hurt but I’m good
-Plant Druid) You came back to life?
-Joojik) Didn’t think it’d be fair to die before the toothless elf (Tteoljik), hahahaha;;
-Plant Druid) Why am I the benchmark!!!!
-Joojik) It’s a pity to go before the elf. I should live till I lose all my teeth, put on dentures and scrawl on the wall using my cane, hahahaha;
-Joojik) Elf’s probably going soon too. Not much longer. Maybe 3 years?
– Plant Druid) I plan on living hundreds of years more, at least 300!!!!!
-Plant Druid) Joojik, one day I will be the one to kill you, so live longer!!!!
-Demon Lord) Eek! I can see ghosts… The world has evolved so much that even ghosts are on Gallery chat… o0o
-Joojik) It’s a world where a ghost can ban you, hahahaha
-Demon Lord) Eek!!! A ghost abusing power!! An impostor Joojik ghost abusing his power~~~
-Joojik) I am not an impostor, LOL
-Demon Lord) Demon Lord’s Quiz~ What is Joojik’s favourite breast?~~~
-Joojik) Hmm, that’s a tough one;
-Demon Lord) You pass~~~
-Joojik) ?
-Joojik) I didn’t finish.
-Demon Lord) Automatic pass for being indecisive about breasts~~ The probability that the pervert is Joojik is over 90%~~
-Joojik) Damn it.
─DemonKing) Thankfully, you seem alright~~
Although it’s unfair, I had to admit it was true and let it slide.
During this chat, we’ve been waiting for the appearance of the last remaining fighter, but he’s nowhere to be seen.
─ChuChuk) Can’t see the warrior?
─Warrior) I’m… I’m here…!
─ChuChuk) Can you see me, warrior…?
─Warrior) Gasp…
─Warrior) I can see you…! I can see you very well!
─Warrior) More importantly… Are you okay…?
─ChuChuk) Yeah, I’m alright. Nothing’s wrong.
─Warrior) Thank… Goodness…
I was tempted to tease the warrior, but I decided not to.
Everyone seems fine, so I’m not too worried.
Once the chat ended, the gallery still buzzed about ChuChuk’s miraculous resurrection.
Title) That’s definitely ChuChuk
But the fact that he died is also true
Possibility of reincarnation after death? Almost 100%
It’s been trendy, just like how villains get reincarnated in ‘Keeping an Eye on Villain Love’
ChuChuk probably got reincarnated as a villain as well.
If anyone disagrees with me, I’m right
ㄴ Gasp
ㄴ You mean he’s reincarnated as a villain?
ㄴ The academy ladies are passé, right?
ㄴ Isn’t moving with trend just natural?
ㄴ ChuChuk died once and came back as a villain to follow the trend
ㄴ Lol. ChuChuk is the real deal. Banned for swearing.
ㄴ I… am laughing…
ㄴ Babe… mine… eating… feels unusually solid…
ㄴ Excuse me, I need some air
ㄴ Gallery… biting… getting..giddy… feeling ticklish…
“f*ck, is this hell?
“No, it’s heaven. Starting today, I’m gonna support our villainess crush!
“So will I, working hard to receive banning for my aggressive comments from now on.
“Haven’t you always?
“Hell, yes, I have!
“This f*cking jerk ㅋㅋ.”
—Gluttonous Reading Crash Course Fractionation
Title) Episode 1 of Aggressive Criticism towards the Villainess Crush.txt
“Waving their tails at me, it’s hilarious. hehehe.”
Crush unfurls her fan with a flourish.
Her legs crossed to reveal a hint of her slender limbs… And those merciless eyes.
Chuckling while looking at the shivering forum members.
However, she too has a weakness… Shivering with frustration after getting upset by the forum members’ sh*tty comments.
“These trash should all die…”
Eliminating each shivering forum member one by one, with teary eyes…
Then, Spotting a particularly dominant pseudonym quite often…
Summoning this dominant pseudonym with the forum privilege…
To avoid getting banned, suggesting them to lick her foot in insult and surrender…
Ah, it’s bothersome. Someone else continues writing.
I am going for a fried chicken. Bye.
“What????”
“Hey, motherf*cker, how you gonna drop us here!!!!!”
“Hurry up and continue writing, asshole!!!”
“I’ve already taken off my pants!!!!!”
“Where’s Episode 2?? Where’s episode 2?? Where’s episode 2?? Where’s episode 2??
“Here is a list of douchebag authors who only write episode 1.
“Keep updating or else I’ll sh*t in front of your house!!!!!”
“I brought a hen, f*ck.”
“Why the f*ck did you bring a hen, you bastard?”
“Ah… Some f*cking bearded forum drop-out!!!!!!”
Title) The world has gone mad LOL
(A casual image of a stock reaching its peak.jpg)
The penny stock’s making a comeback, the market’s going nuts LOL
f*ck, buy in the frenzy LOL Yeah LOL It’s a full buy signal LOL
ㄴPenny stock coming back ＜＜ Buy signal
ㄴf*ck, the buy signal is too fast LOL
ㄴThis is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity that’ll never come again, do you think it’s easy to wake up from the dead?
ㄴThe penny stock’s revival is good news, right? LOL
ㄴA once-in-a-lifetime opportunity ㄷㄷ (frightened)
ㄴIt’s a chance I’ve already missed, f*ck.
ㄴLOL I missed out too
ㄴWoke up from a nap and the market’s exploded
ㄴPlease… Penny stock, can’t you die just one more time?
ㄴThese crazy bastards but I agree, penny stock please die once more and rise again
Title) “Oh right, it’s surprising but true”
“The penny stock was dead, but it came back to life.”
“It revitalized the gallery that was nothing but a massive crash breadcrumbs”
“And it managed to restore the continental economy in no time.”
“Yeah, it’s me.”
(A casual image of a chest shot.jpg)
ㄴBow to the penny stock
ㄴThe penny stock was right after all ㅠㅠㅠ (crying)
ㄴf*ck, thanks for recovering my seed money first!!!!!!!!!!!!
ㄴOverwhelming gratitude!!!!!!!!
ㄴIs there anyone who ever doubted the penny stock? LOL
ㄴWow, I was literally crying over my meals today… Thanks to the penny stock now I can enjoy good food…
ㄴf*ck LOL what’s with the sudden worship
ㄴNo sudden worship theory
ㄴ”Up” wor “ship”
ㄴ”Sud” “den” wor “ship”
Title: State of the Bond Market
(The bond rate is soaring again.jpg)
Those who sold their bonds are regretting now LOL
– The chicken has disappeared!!
– Why are you trading this when the chicken has disappeared tf?
– Who picked up all the bonds that were thrown away LOL?
– I’ve heard that there are also surreptitious beneficiaries who picked up thrown away bonds, under the concept of welfare from the emperor’s side.
– Those unfortunate GalSquad members who suffered losses LOL
– I’m not one of them LOL
– This isn’t right.
– If you’re screwed, just stay screwed!!!!!!!
– It’s a disaster if it suddenly revives!!!!!!
– Sh*t I should have held onto it until it dies.
– Damn, this is the first time I’ve seen a dead man come back to life LOL
– Seriously LOL I’ve never seen anyone resurrected in 1,000 years LOL
– If it’s not a resurrection due to administrative error, I’ve never seen it.
– This situation doesn’t make sense LOL. Predicting that the bond market, which has been f*cked, will resurrect? Just go f*cking gamble LOL
– This is not gambling, it’s suicide.
Title: Chickens aren’t coming back to life
They ran away because they’re afraid of death. Seriously.
– S*it LOL
– Sounds like a legit argument when you say it confidently LOL
– Right? How could a person come back to life LOL
Title: “Do not doubt.”
How can you doubt the chicken?
Should you doubt whether the sun will rise tomorrow?
– “Believe, do not doubt.”
– “I will not die.”
– My condolences T^T
*Sighs loudly*
Recovering my seed money … I’ve become a leader to all the gallery devotees …
JD’s life is the first chapter, verse 1.
JD has never banned anyone. It’s just the gallery that does the banning.
JD has never deleted a post. It’s because the post disappears on its own.
Even the devotee can shed tears. The day JD was born. I could understand.
When JD closes his eyes, night comes to the world.
JD does not sneeze. It’s because he realized that an earthquake would occur if he sneezed.
Looking at the recovered stock market, it suddenly felt great that JD exists…
This ridiculous praise makes me dizzy, lol.
Ugh, this fabulism makes me dizzy.
Hail, loot, reward!
Praise, absorb, reward!
Pray, learn, reward!
Did you get paid? lol
Yeah, I got paid~~ I recovered my seed money~~
How much did you earn to write such a post?
I managed to break even.
Well, it’s worth writing about, lol.
I still haven’t made a profit, lol.
If you’ve broken even then it’s okay to write such a post.
Title: Thank you, JD oppa…
(Here’s a jpg of a white and pretty chest)
I was crying because my seed money got burnt.
I want a kiss…
Why doesn’t anyone give me a kiss?
Who the hell are you?
The reaction is damn cold, lol.
(If you look like this, don’t even try.)
Isn’t the gallery devotee’s life normal? lol
When you go outside and talk to most people, this is usually their reaction.
“LOL it’s just a part of life, it’s cool LOL (shaking all over)
Title) BAhahahaha, startling people with the sound of YAS chicken, LOL.
(Graph of breakthrough profit.jpg)
hahahahaHA
Man, this is insane.
Damn, off-market trading has exploded. What is this?
Damn, should I sell now? Or should I buy more?? I’ve got a throbbing headache.
Can I buy this guild’s stocks? I’m not so sure after looking at the financial statements.
Why are you even looking at it? Just buy it LOL.
Don’t you trust me, dude? hahahahaHA.
You should buy themed stocks, dude.
What the hell are themed stocks?? When did this kind of theme stocks appear?
Chicken Merchant Guild themed stock?
LOL, what the hell is this?
It’s a research center for chicken.
In my life, I never thought I’d buy the stock of a guild that researches chicken, LOL.
Chicken? hahahaha! I need to buy that straight away.
You’re not gonna buy the chicken-related themed stocks? LOL. You’re not gonna buy those hot stocks? LOL. Don’t you know the money’s gonna double?
‘This is truly madness…’
The Emperor, witnessing the scene of madness, began to shake his head.
So naturally, he got on board with the times.
He put all his seed money into a bull market!
In the one-eyed world, the way for the two-eyed to survive is to gouge out their own eyes.
The Emperor quickly joined the one-eyed and hit the buy button.
“Elesha, did you succeed in investing?”
“Yes, I invested in hot stocks.”
“Good job, Elesha. You’re fast.”
“Thank you, your highness.”
“How did it end up like this…”
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I wished they would disappear.
The emperor’s thoughts had changed after experiencing the aftermath this time.
If Ju-Jjak disappears, it was possible to gradually devour the kingdom.
The problem was that if Ju-Jjak disappeared, the continent would crumble along with it.
It was a precarious balance of life and death…!
Either way, an unsatisfactory situation had come.
‘Did he increase his influence expecting it to affect even this?’
What a frightening man….
The emperor was both uneasy and thrilled by the news of Ju-Jjak’s resurrection.
“Euresha. Let’s celebrate the return of chicken by having it together.”
“Yes, Your Highness.”
It was a happy occasion that chicken and soda had returned.
The emperor was soon deeply immersed and addicted to the Galléri’s culture.
The world was writhing in madness.
Some could not hide their anxious hearts.
“Ju-Jjak… Is it a dangerous situation? I must make a wish.”
Queen Beatrice of the Osen Kingdom had grasped the anomalies.
