15 – Episode 15 – Ju-jjak’s Extraterrestrial Slander Gallery
One bit of bait set the gallery ablaze.
There was a theory about who Ju-jjak was and what he does.
Title) Isn’t Ju-jjak actually great?
How can he be ordinary when he’s done all sorts of things?
He’s probably some noble or sage who knows about the continental political situation.
ㄴBut he seemed to be really fond of breasts.
ㄴDo you hate breasts, Hyunja?
ㄴAre you Hyunja?
ㄴ? No, why?
ㄴMe neither.
ㄴIs there no Hyunja anywhere?
ㄴHyunja would probably like breasts too.
ㄴI am a current breast, and Hyunja seems to like me.
ㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋ Breast gay…
ㄴDidn’t Mastopju also like breasts? Wouldn’t everyone be similar?
ㄴWhere’s Mastopju? ㅋㅋ
ㄴ Just pick one from the four: White, Red, Green, Blue ㅋㅋ
ㄴ White can be excluded because Mastopju is a woman ㅋㅋ
ㄴ Is there a rule that women hate it?
ㄴ?
ㄴ!
ㄴAren’t you a character from another dimension?
ㄴThat could be, we never know.
ㄴThe one thing I’m certain about is that it seems Cola is from another world.
ㄴㄹㅇ How could Cola not be?
ㄴ Unexpectedly, he could be from the mainland. Cola was brought by some ability, yep yep.
ㄴJoojak having strange abilities isn’t a one or two day thing, so all possibilities exist.
ㄴThat is true.
ㄴJust think about the old Joojak, it’s frickin’ real.
ㄴGall newbies may not know ㅋㅋ
ㄴShould have done Daknoonam as me ㅋㅋ (300-years of silently observing)
ㄴYou lunatic ㅋㅋㅋ how can it be 300 years
ㄴ300 years, how many generations of humans that would be ㅋㅋ
Of course, not all the posts were like that.
As Joojak continued to gain interest and affection.
There were those who didn’t quite like that.
Quietly, they began to murmur disapproval.
Title: Maybe Joo Dak is an extraordinary guy
But he is a dangerous individual
Seems like there’s an emergency in every country right now
There are many factions who want to take Joo Dak away
Expect a headache because of Joo Dak
– Killing him is not an option?
– It’s easier to eliminate the root cause of the problem, hehehe.
– If we kill Joo Dak and then a real psycho bastard appears as the next Joo Dak, that will be the day the gallery destroys itself, hehehe.
– It seems better to let him live.
– Yeah, hehehe, even if we stab his chest a few times, he’ll still speak, hehehe.
– If things don’t work out, we can just open the Elf Queen or Demon King’s chest, hehehehe.
– Do you really think that will work, you idiot, hehehehe.
– ??? Let’s have the Demon King’s chest opened.
– hahahahaha.
– What crime does the guy who’s going to say that commit, hehehe.
– Both of them are famous for adventuring. They probably won’t engage in gallery disputes. They actually said they’re not like that, hehehe.
– Well, they probably don’t engage in gallery disputes usually.
– Aren’t they both busy?
– The Elf Queen is stuck in the library, reading books and managing the World Tree, while the Demon King is busy training and managing the affairs of Majeros in a constant state of civil war.
– Managing the World Tree (huge, very meticulous) vs Constant civil war in Majeros.
– hahahaha, both of them are living in hell.
– Would they have time for such gallery drama?
– It’s not easy, hahahaha.
Title: Shall we check the gallery opinion? hahahaha.
Joo Dak must die, upvote
Joo Dak must live, downvote
Recommend: 725, Downvote: 21,964
– Can’t lose Cola, can’t lose the auction house, you bastards.
– I don’t know about the newturret, but cola sidas are now indispensable.
– Why’d you kill the newturret lol, you know it’s a hassle to get a new one, right?
– You remember the Galaxy hiatus, right? lol
– Tactical nuclear season is coming!!!!!
– If it’s the newturret now, it’s an angel lol.
Title) What happens if you kill the newturret
All the cultural artifacts that have appeared so far disappear.
– Really?
– Yeah, all sorts of cultural stuff like the gambling house or horse racing that was once there is gone.
– It’s practically like it’s seasonal.
– The auction house will briefly appear and then disappear.
– Briefly (for more than 10 years) lol
– If the newturret… dies, there’s no cola…?
– Of course.
– Eh?
– What?
– sh*t, lol, bring me the Phoenix grass!!!!!
– Do you have it?
– What’s certain is it’s not in my house.
– Don’t have it at your neighbor’s?
– What are you, a thief? lol
– Spend your whole day searching for it, sh*t lol
– But isn’t the Phoenix grass something from legends?
– Where in the world is such a thing? You might as well say there’s an animal with a long neck, lol.
– How could an animal with a two-meter head exist in this world, lol?
– Really, lol. It would rather be weird if an animal is a mix of a duck and a raccoon.
Title) But question about the newturret
Where does he spend all the money he earns from running the auction house?
– This is a bit strange.
– He seems to earn thousands of gold a day.
-“If you’re doing weird things with that money, there’s no turning back, right?”
-“What kind of things?”
-“Like, standing in front of a row of women at a brothel and staring at their breasts?”
-“LOL”
-“Honestly, we all want to try it, right? Seriously, LOL”
-“Can’t resist the urge to play like an emperor with pretty ladies, LOL”
-“But where does all that money really go?”
-“We’ll need to investigate this.”
-“Digging deeper into this is necessary because it threatens continental politics.”
Where could the enormous commission of the auction house disappear to?
Could the rich guy be eating it all and conspiring something suspicious?
If he uses that money to engage in secret maneuvers to overturn the country, it’s entirely possible.
The gallery previously set ablaze with chatter grew quiet.
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A post was uploaded there.
Title) Explanation from the Rich Guy Has Arrived !!!!!!
What’s this?
-He ate chicken skewers.
-“Chicken skewers?”
-“What are chicken skewers?”
-“They’re skewers with chicken on it.”
-“Ah, I didn’t know, damn it.”
-“I also just found out, thanks.”
-“LOL, the idiot in the gallery who doesn’t even know what chicken skewers are.”
-“Mommy buy some, LOL.”
-“I don’t have a mother.”
-“What.”
-“Ah”
-“Boo you trash.”
-“Hey, trash, do you consider yourself human?”
-“Die, bastard.”
N? He spent it on chicken skewers?
With that money, just how many chicken skewers can one get?
Seems like he must’ve cleared out every chicken skewer on the continent lol
He’s really bursting his belly lol
But why chicken skewers?
Is “chicken skewers” some kind of term?
Could be industry jargon or slang.
But looking at what he’s done, it looks like real chicken skewers.
He probably just went out and had some chicken skewers lol
Do we need to stake out chicken skewer places to find him?
A massive appearance of chicken skewer shop owners lol
Chicken skewers sales are going up in real time lol
??: Oh, why are the chicken skewers selling so well!!!!!!
Yeah lol, not finding him lol
Reading his post, it seems like he confidently won’t reveal where he’ll spend it.
Yeah, that’s right.
Boldly declaring he’ll hide the use lol
It’s his personal money so he can.
It’s important to prove he’s clean though, so no controversy happens.
Clean after all, he bought chicken skewers lol
Seriously lol, he said he bought chicken skewers, what now?
Hold on to chicken skewers? Perfectly cooked chicken thigh in sweet and spicy sauce?
Ah lol, my mouth’s watering.
I’ll go get a chicken skewer.
[Title) This jerk has no intention of explaining.
He did ‘chicken skewers’ lol
Chicken skewers successfully add another win for today lol
After seeing his “explanation”, I went out to buy chicken skewers lol They’re so delicious
Chicken Skewers Pro-Tip) It’s even more delicious if you fry it.
Lol, people say even shoes taste good when they’re fried.
– Have you ever tried frying shoes?
– I have when I was hungry
– ?
– My dear.
Title) If You Mess With It Too Much,
What if you end up like ‘that guy’?
– Gasp
– That shouldn’t happen
– Gasp
– Why are you all gasping?
– Don’t you know him?
– He doesn’t know him, lol
– Who is he!?
– Isn’t he the the guy from a long time ago?
– Seems like he is
– Lol, it’s pitiful for a gallery newbie
– So who is he?
– He blackened and sealed the gallery, lol
– Specifically, he has limited users to 1 post per day and 2 comments
– Lol
– Gallery is desolated, damn
– That happens, lol
Title) The Guy Has to Explain This;
Where did you buy the chicken skewers?
How tasty was it that you spent thousands of gold?
Upvotes 9862; Downvotes 12
– Lol really?
– How delicious is that place?
– Quickly tell the chicken skewers’ address!!
– I just ordered chicken skewers too, lol.
The auctions are starting to get flooded with chicken skewer listingsㅋㅋㅋㅋ
There are so many chicken skewer makers, huhㅋㅋ
Which one is the tastiest?
The mother and daughter chicken skewers are delicious ㅇㅇ
This place is doing well
The mother and daughter’s chicken skewer rice bowl does taste goodㅋㅋ
All sold out already?
Ugh, I missed out on buying again
Is there no explanation about the fund then?
ㅇㅇ
Is this going to slowly start dying down as well?
The mood in the gallery started to worsen.
The number of people asking for clear explanations is increasing.
The amount of couple thousands of gold is in the billions when converted to Korean Won.
It was only natural to show interest if such a high amount was made every day.
─Isn’t it suspicious that you’re hiding it on purpose??
This kind of reaction starts to appear.
At this moment, when everyone’s attention was drawn, I posted the preset message on the gallery.
─To all,
Title) I’ll explain ㅇㅇ;;;
I used the rest after buying chicken skewers for gallery maintenance fee ㅇㅇ;
ㄴ?
Is there a gallery maintenance fee?
What the hell are you talking about?
Do you want to keep talking nonsense?
Are you crazy?
You can’t use it if you lie!
─To all,
Title) No, really;
It’s my own money that I’m using to buy a colaㅅㅂ
???
Was it your money? LOL
LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL
I didn’t know that LOL
So, isn’t it okay to buy it back with the money from selling cola?
Ju-Ddak) I do buy it back with the money from selling cola, but at a higher price
???
More expensive???
So selling cola is a loss? LOL
Ju-Ddak) Yes;;;
How much more do you pay?
Ju-Ddak) Ten times
?
???
What?
Auction house fee of 10 silver converts to one point.
The points earned from the fee made the cost of buying cola ten times more expensive.
– Ju-Ddak
Title) Cola is not free
Bloody idiots
Are you insane LOL? Is this how things were run?
What a lunatic LOL
Could we go bankrupt if we buy a lot of colas?
Ju-Ddak) Not exactly, but it would be nice if you could restrain yourselves. There’s no unlimited supply.
Holy sh*t LOL. You’re crazier than I thought.
I know right LOL
Chicken skewers ＜＜ Overspending LOL
From the look of it, you haven’t used it on anything except chicken skewers LOL
Screw all those idiots who cursed for buying one chicken skewer!!!
Ju-Ddak only bought one chicken skewer because he was hungry… and these bastards are cursing and attacking…
As he was managing the gallery… Ju-deok, who just came back from having chicken skewers because he was hungry… suddenly got bashed, seriously…
As if Satan had been fired and was currently looking for a job lol
Seriously, hilarious lol.
Title) Ju-deok, I’m sorry
You liked those chicken skewers so much…
But now you can’t eat them….
I thought of you after a long time, and I bought some chicken skewers…
Ju-deok’s not over yet lol
Didn’t he die without having chicken skewers?
Don’t kill Ju-deok lol
Chicken skewers might be served at the funeral lol
Trust me, I’ll definitely attend the funeral
Title) Is that not a lie, Ju-deok?
Did you spend all that money on one coke?
Dude, explain this properly
He bought chicken skewers, didn’t he lol
What else do you want him to explain lol
Exactly what else does he need to explain?
“So.”
How should I explain? Should I ban all the trolls?
While I was thinking about it, the alarm rang.
【Gallery Manager Chat】
―Dark Lord) Eek!
―Dark Lord) You mean Ju-deok should clarify~~ Where did he buy the chicken skewers from to eat alone~~~♥.♥
―Plant-Druid) Are chicken skewers delicious?
―Dark Lord) If a skinny elf eats it, it might be a food that hurts the jaw~~ O3O
―Plant-Druid) My jaw doesn’t hurt!!
―Hero) Had chicken skewers. They were delicious!
They’re also on a chicken skewer streak over here.
Chuckling, I sent my reply.
-Jootdek) Where I got the chicken skewers is a secret.
-Mad King) That’s too much~
-Plant Druid) Well… Jootdek, personal information should be kept private..
-Warrior) Do you need any escorts?
“Escort.”
But do I need such a thing?
-Warrior) It’s good to be prepared for the unknown! Jootdek, you’re in a dangerous situation!
-Jootdek) Really?
Is that so?
I decided to think about hiring an escort later…
Now is the time to strike at Jootdek’s leisure time.
“What? Bourgeois Jootdek?”
I wish that doesn’t come up.
I bought an artifact that looks like a camera in gallery administrator mode.
It’s labeled as a mana camera.
Its exterior resembled a smartphone, using a familiar operation method.
Click.
I took a quick shot of the room. Wonder how it looks.
As I wrote a post in the gallery, I moved the photo from the camera.
The photo is uploaded while shaking in blue.
“Oh.”
This is amazing.
That’s how I wrote the post while uploading the photos.
-Jootdek
Title) Confirms
Did this kid intentionally clean up the place?
Based on where he’s standing now, it looks like the entrance hall lol
He seems really poor, doesn’t he?
Or maybe it seems like he’s not that interested in money lol
Doesn’t this look like it’s styled like a single room rent place?
But the placement of clothes and garbage is too realistic for that lol
What’s with the tissue there lol
Seriously lol The tissue says it all
Look at that crumpled tissue, this kid lol
What’s with this poor guy…? Is he rich? Bourgeois…?
What does it mean by the guys who say it’s dangerous?
Seriously lol He definitely doesn’t look like he’s living well, does he?
There’s only one window in his room?
He even covered it up with a curtain lol
Right lol No way of telling whether it’s day or night
Can’t even identify which part of the continent he’s in lol
It’s funny because this isn’t even intentionally hidden but his genuine reality lol
And there’s one fact that has been overlooked
What?
Has anyone checked the time he spends on the gallery?
??
Seriously lol He spends an average of 20 hours a day, when would he have time to spend money?
Crazy lol If so, he can’t even go out anywhere
Chicken skewers ＜＜ It’s a real luxury for him to go out and get them lol
He barely managed to find time to get some chicken skewers… and there are bastards mocking him for that…
Seriously lol
Even one day he stayed on the gallery for 24 hours lol
There’s a 28-hour gallery too?
His lifestyle pattern is legendary lol
What’s with this poor man living a 0th class life?? Is he engaged in cognoscenti?? Hiding funds?? lol
Title) The Reason for Spotty’s Lies XX;
How can a person live like that?
It doesn’t make sense XX;;
LOL, how is he getting by in such a tiny room?
A rich and dangerous man living in a small room?? LOL
Even a cockroach couldn’t survive in here LOL
“What about my house?”
He’s posted this in trying to explain himself as a bourgeois. Isn’t this too much?
The structure of the one-room seems horrific to them.
His image in the gallery has changed.
A greedy rich man known as Spotty who earns a lot of money and whose next move is unknown?
Now that’s not it.
All day long, after being tormented by gallery management, he was victimized as some poor bastard who barely affords a chicken skewer.
That’s why comforting netizens also started to show up.
Title) Spotty Brother… are you okay?
(Evocatively concealed with bath towel darkElfMammaTong.jpg)
Shall I show you?
Spotty) Go ahead
What’s with the first comment? LOL
3 seconds slower than when the post was uploaded LOL
This guy’s really fast LOL
Whatever about the money, what’s important is MammaTong right now LOL
He could potentially run the gallery into the ground if he’s smitten with a girl XX;
It would be better off that way LOL
Legit LOL it would be safer if he had ambitions of world domination, that Spotty would be the most dangerous.
Then next, Spotty who executed a human extinction project LOL
F*ck LOL
How did Spotty end up having so many villain roles LOL
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So, right now Spotty is kind of like a cute teddy bear XX;
People are smearing him for no reason and saying Spotty is dangerous.
Sympathy, supportive public opinion began to grow.
Once again, Elf Mommatong was the best to lighten up the mood.
Quickly saving Elf Mommatong, and also storing the Mommatongs of upcoming devil eyes, dark elf eyes, and human eyes.
“Dwarf, you bastard…”
Huff. I held back and didn’t ban him on purpose.
Even in human form, Puri is quite decent.
While picking up adult content in the gallery, a new post was uploaded.
Title: The Reason Why Guild Master Is A Nobleman
“Huh?”
A distant nobleman.
