“Saint Andrea. Are you aware that you are a saint?”
Andrea struggled to contain the rising anger as she looked at the faces of the scruffy old men around her. There’s no need to be angry anymore.
“… Yes.”
However, he couldn’t stand the harshness of the voice he answered.
“Hmm… . But you’re getting married! From generation to generation, saints have lived their lives only for God!!”
Perhaps because there were more people around the same age as him, the Pope raised his voice differently than usual.
“That too! A saint broke into the imperial princess’s wedding at once and got married by tying! Does this make sense! Someone called a saint!! Even a nobleman would do something that would be pointless in front of countless people! I don’t seem to have any awareness of being a saint!!”
Saliva from the pope’s mouth fell to the ground, and Andrea looked at him and thought of Aiden. Now, sneaking in every morning and collecting Aiden’s liquid has become a daily routine, and thanks to that, Andrea is living happier than ever.
‘This morning was especially dark… .’
The corners of Andrea’s lips twitched at the thought of Aiden.
“… Are you listening?!”
When I turned my head to the cry, I saw an old man with a bare face. Andrea couldn’t stand the irritation on that old, ugly face.
“no.”
“that… what is that… . Lady Andrea?! What are you doing now! Hearing. This!”
“Uh… So what are you telling me to do?”
Andrea decided to end her meeting with these meaningless old men quickly. Go back quickly and pour holy water on Aiden, who is lying around in the room… .
‘iced coffee… .’
Just thinking about it made me sting, so I just attached my thighs so that it doesn’t flow down.
“Stop that marriage! We hope that you will act in line with the plans we have envisioned and the service to give you the awareness worthy of a saint! Because we were so accommodating, St. Andrea… .”
“Then I will quit. saint.”
Andrea answered without thinking about the words that sounded like a yawn.
“… Yes?”
Andrea’s outspoken words turned the hearing into ice in an instant.
Being a saint was the dream of all nuns. It’s like a child in the countryside dreaming of becoming a legendary warrior with such a slim possibility.
But to give up that position so easily… . The old men at the hearing stopped the accident in an instant when Andrea’s bombshell remarks were unexpected.
They, too, tried to put pressure on Andrea a little and stop at the point of only softening the marriage. Saints are a valuable resource in the school. But Andrea’s reaction was beyond their purview.
“Saint Andrea!! Now you know what that statement is! How can you have such a bald head with the heavy responsibility of being a saint? .”
“Wait. I think you are mistaken.”
The Pope was relieved to see Andrea raising his hand and cutting his horse.
‘okay… You can’t give up the position of a saint so easily.’
The pope nodded his head with a lot of force on his face to prevent his expression from loosening.
“The reason I am a saint of the Earth God is that I was chosen by the Earth God, not the elders over there. If I go to Earth Protestantism now, will my divine power and wings disappear?”
Seeing Andrea’s cold gaze slowly looking around, the elderly coughed and turned their heads.
The Pope did not try to avoid Andrea’s gaze as he looked at him, thinking about what to say.
“big… The Earth God must be angry with Saint Andrea’s such behavior!! If the Earth God takes away the divine power… .”
“Tell me to take it. It’s a little sad I can’t be of any help to him, but he’s not the one who’s going to throw me away because I’ve lost my divine power.”
Andrea’s outspoken answer brought the hearing to silence again. Andrea got up to leave the hearing, glance at the old men who struggled to avoid their gaze with wrinkled faces.
Standing at the door of the hearing, Andrea turned his gaze back to the Pope. The pope, who had been biting his lips at him, quickly turned his head.
“ah… And an offer came from the Sea God Church. If you change your religion, I will make you feel like the emperor. I will go back and seriously consider it.”
After finishing her speech, Andrea walked out of the hearing room with no regrets.
‘not… Andrea… ?! no! I never took the Holy Power from Andrea! I think Andrea is the prettiest?! Than the other girls attached to my apostles! Our Saint Andrea has fair skin and a decent breast! In addition! Your hips are wide too! membrane! Even the hymen is self-renewing and dedicated every time!! Andrea… ? are you listening to me Those old bastards!! wait! I will collect points and cause an earthquake to drive it down to the ground!! Andrea! Andrea! Hey baby of the sea!! There is a reward between the gods!! Are you thinking of intercepting other women’s women?! What?! Did I do it first?! When did I!!’
When St. Andrea suddenly left, the hearing hall became noisy again.
“float… you’re leaving! How could a saint leave the church! It’s an unbelievable threat!!”
“The fact that we are secretly contacting you at the Sea God Church… This is against the norm!!”
“It’s okay! We are religious! Call me Jongdo!!”
“Then it is against the sect! Putting pressure on the sea religion right now… .”
“Currently, many people are entering the church thanks to St. Andrea, but if St. Andrea goes to the Church of the Sea God… ok… .”
The pope looked at the door through which Saint Andrea had left, listening to the sounds of those around him.
Of course, there were so many wrinkles in his eyes that it seemed as if he was just staring at him.
***
The honeymoon, which seemed like an ordeal, ended safely. Although it was difficult because some rushed in from the returning carriage, they were able to safely return to the capital of the empire.
We decided to stay at Kate’s cottage for now. During my honeymoon, while I was staying in the room, the women had established their own system, and there was no quarrel even if they lived in the same house.
Seo-ah and Seo-yoon took care of the housework, and Lee Ji-soo was busy training all day, learning swordsmanship from Kiana occasionally. Chun-oh lay next to him, basking in the sun, and nodded.
Kiana and Kate had a lot of work to do, so they went to the imperial house every day, and Luna would disappear and reappear for days.
Vicky would roll around scratching her stomach and occasionally go hunting, and Andrea would go to church a bit and now mostly stick with me. Andrea took care of most of my needs like my own. Even when I went to the bathroom, I tried to go with him, so I was sweating from drying it.
They seemed to have compromised to set a turn and use me on the day of the week.
I had to work every night without a day off because there were too many, but they didn’t take my circumstances into account.
Thanks to this, I had to persevere with drugs and food to supplement my vitality every day.
After a few weeks, I could feel my energy getting stronger. Even after absorbing his master, he couldn’t overcome the wall of swordsmanship, but he was a little reluctant to only increase his stamina.
“Saint Andrea!! sorry!!”
One day, a crowd of gray-haired and full-dressed old men came, knelt down and apologized to Andrea.
I don’t know what happened, but I’ve never seen Andrea’s face so cold.
Andrea, who had been watching them for a while, caught me at once, and tucked her tongue in front of the old men. Andrea kissed me so harshly that saliva came out of my mouth.
The old men who were watching him right in front of him groaned, then bowed their heads and trembled.
Andrea, who had been kissing for a long time, fell away from me with an excited face. I tried to pretend I didn’t see the groin area of Andrea’s robe wet.
‘Tonight must be Andrea.’
Andrea dragged the old men out.
After several peaceful and warlike weeks, an offer came from the Continental Academy.
The Continental Academy offered Kiana a professorship in swordsmanship on behalf of her teacher and an assistant to me.
When the republic where the Continental Academy was located went into turmoil, the Continental Academy was temporarily closed.
Slowly, wallowing at home became boring, and I thought that if I returned to the academy as a teaching assistant, I could be abusive, so I quickly agreed.
In addition, as it is juiced like a stallion every day, the worn out vitality also strengthened my decision. Strangely, when I woke up in the morning, I didn’t feel refreshed at all.
Things that used to stand up every morning are now swaying in the morning.
A little more time passed, and the day we talked with the Continental Academy came.
When I was told that I was going to the Continental Academy, Jisoo Lee and Cheonoh decided to return to school, and Andrea decided to return to work as a medical team. Vicky, who had fallen asleep, simply yawned and nodded.
Kate, who was originally a teaching assistant, was also reinstated, so we decided to stay in Kate’s annex we had saved in the Republic.
‘How many buildings does he have?’
Everywhere I went, I was curious about the end of Kate’s wealth because it looked like she had one building at a time.
So we returned to the Continental Academy again.
The appearance of the Continental Academy, which returned after a long time, was not much different from before it left.
***
“Ahaha! It’s a wave! tide!! Ughhh!!”
Skal wiped the seawater pouring down his face with his hand and looked at the guy in front of him.
As they rode the carriage, Scar realized that it was the guy from the Virgin Bridge. I tried to sneak away from him, but he wouldn’t let Skal go.
Scar, who was dragged by him, got on a large boat for the first time in his life and came to the middle of the sea with no end in sight.
How unlucky it was, the storm raged at just the right time, and the rain poured so much that I couldn’t even tell before my eyes.
In order not to be eaten by the sea that was trying to swallow him, Scar held on to the thick rope beside him. I had no idea how much time had passed.
“Ha ha ha! Have you ever been to the sea?!”
The guy was standing on the swaying boat without holding on to anything as if he had lost consciousness, raising his hands and centered.
While it was dangerous, he kept his balance like a stunt, clapping and clapping again, and when he saw the guy he liked, he spit out a swear word, wiping the seawater from his face once again.
“Hahahaha!! Where are you!! Come out!!”
While everyone on the boat was contemplating and holding onto something, he staggered and moved little by little toward the end of the boat.
There was a fish tied there, about twice the size of the person it had been prepared for from the time of the ride.
He stuck to it, loosened the thick rope, and stumbled again, holding the fish in his arms.
“now! come out!! Last arrangement!!”
He uttered an incomprehensible noise and threw the fish into the sea. Although the big fish fell into the sea due to the sound of the rain, no sound was heard.
“come out! come out! come out!”
He threw fish and kicked the bottom of the boat to match the rhythm.
Scall grabbed the tip of his stomach in the rising motion sickness and vomited up what he ate today. At first, I ate nothing but strange bean dishes.
I was nauseated for a while, and the sea, which was initially black, became subtly darker.
As if something was approaching from below, Scar lowered his head.
And something dark grew bigger and bigger.
Soon, an octopus leg about three times the size of a human jumped upwards.
“nice… It’s Kraken!! It’s a Kraken!”
“Oh God… Earth God… God of the sea… You are the wind… .”
“We will all die… . That’s why I said I’m not riding!!”
The sailors screamed and screamed, as the giant octopus’s legs were engulfed in boats.
“Ahahaha!! You’re here! It’s great! It’s great!!”
Unlike the other sailors who panicked, he picked up a spear that was rolling next to him and stood precariously on the railing.
“then! I will enjoy this food!!”
The boy, who shouted energetically, seemed to have really lost his mind and plunged into the dark sea with no end in sight.
As he watched the ships gradually dragged in, he thought about the magic he had.
‘Magic to increase p*ssy tightness… this is not Hue Conversion Magic… neither is this Erogenous zone maximization magic… . This is it!’
Skal came up with the only magic that had electric properties among his own magic, and completed the magic by demonstrating his relentless concentration on a rocking boat.
‘Concentrate! Scal! Concentrate! Aren’t I the one who came up with the magic in front of that f*cking stinky p*ssy!’
Striving to hold onto his chaotic mind, Scar constantly whipped himself. Even in a situation where he could not concentrate at all, perhaps thanks to his tenacious will for life, Scar finally completed the ‘erogenous zone maximization magic’.
Then he put his hand on the leg of a large octopus that was procrastinating in front of him and slowly harpooning his stomach.
The sticky and smooth feel made me feel dirty.
The ‘erogenous zone maximization magic’ worked differently from other electric magic. The erogenous zone is a place that needs to stimulate a profound place inside the body, so it was different from other electric magic that penetrates by burning from the outside. A magic that invades the inside without touching the outside at all. That was the ‘erogenous zone maximization magic’.
‘Will it work… ?’
It was an octopus leg that had a thick skin and seemed to have high magical immunity, but there was no other way anyway.
As he gathered his mana to the limit, a blue spark continued to bounce in his right hand. Having made a decision, Scar bit his mouth and completed the magic.
clenched- clenched-
A spark disappeared into the octopus’s leg, but there was no reaction.
‘Also… Was it crowd… ?’
Feeling a deep sense of despair and helplessness, Scar fell and grabbed the rope next to him again.
The change was seen when a third of the ship was submerged in the sea and Skal resigned.
“Kururululuup- Kurulyup!!!”
Suddenly, the sea parted and a large red-red, one-eyed octopus appeared as if it was going to cover the world.
Its eyes were wide open, and the mismatched purple eyes were constantly looking to the left and right.
It looks like… .
‘Isn’t it like a person who needs to urinate?’
“Kurreleup!! ❤❤❤❤!”
As soon as Scarl could finish his thoughts, the octopus let out a strange noise and spewed water from its mouth. The amount of water was so great that it felt as if there was a waterfall in the air.
‘I… climax?’
As Scar opened his mouth wide at the unbelievable sight in front of him, the one that had disappeared earlier appeared around the octopus’s mouth.
“Ahahaha!! Well done Scal!! It just made things a little easier!!”
Without thinking, he disappeared into the mouth of the octopus spewing water.
Then the octopus felt something was wrong and stopped moving.
“Kurreulleup!!!!”
Suddenly, he started screaming and swinging his legs at random. The boat that was barely holding on was shattered and scattered, and Skal, who fell into the sea, grabbed a large piece of wood and survived.
It was fortunate that the pieces of wood he had caught floated in the water.
‘I don’t know how much longer I can live like this.’
“Kurreleup!!”
Ah ha ha ha!
Effortlessly ignoring the noise from the other side, Scar closed his eyes tightly and called the gods by name like the sailor he had seen before.
I think angels smell less of p*ssy than demons.
How long have you survived like that?
The setting sun has risen again, and the rough sea has calmed down.
‘fat… lived?’
Scar was in a position of wandering around with a piece of wood in his arms in the open sea, but he was happy to think that he had survived.
“Uh-huh!! lived!! I survived the weird octopus climax!!”
Scall laughed wildly and enjoyed the present moment.
Something came in front of such Scal.
“Fufufufufu… Ahaha! You’re still alive! The scars seemed to have a long lanyard!”
The guy who didn’t even want to see it appeared in front of me. He was holding a dazzling pearl in his hand, and the light emanating from it enchanted Scar for a moment without realizing it.
“Ahahaha! This one is small so you can eat it in one bite! Then the witch’s final arrangement! I will enjoy this food!!”
The exaggerated laugh put the pearl in his mouth and swallowed it. At that sight, Scal felt regret for no reason.
The guy, who had been blind for a moment, lost his strength and fell off a piece of wood and disappeared into the sea.
‘tt… If I eat anything, I get sick like that.’
He had no companions, but it was better for him to be alone. Without even thinking about it, Scar slowly waved his hand and swam to a place where land could be found.
As the time passed as the Scal disappeared, something floated to the surface.
It was a man’s back, wriggled for a moment and then turned over.
Its face came out of the water and resembled the face of a man who swallowed a pearl and disappeared, but the mood was subtly different.
Unlike before when he wasn’t focused, his eyes were sunken and he was looking at a distant place as if he was thinking of something vague.
The mouth of the man who had been floating on the water for a moment opened-.
“… Aiden … I love you.”
An old sentence leaked out like a stone gnawed at by the falling water of how many years had passed.
The man came to his senses and slowly swam in one direction.
Its direction was the same direction that Scal had just disappeared.
