[Envy, envy… I really envy you.]
[red… A red lizard… my lodging… give me a chance… .]
‘What the f*ck are you talking about.’
My head was dizzy at the constant sound of my voice.
And after a while-.
“Crvvvvtvtt!!!!”
I woke up in shock from the loud howling dragon.
“Shake!! Amy is a dragon that exploded!!”
“oh… Aiden, are you okay?”
My eyes met Andrea, who looked at me with a wet towel in one hand next to me. It looked like he was wiping me, seeing that my face was wet.
Andrea… ?
‘i love you! Aiden! i love you!’
‘Andrea’s p*ssy is more herbal than I thought.’
When I saw Andrea’s face, I immediately remembered the dream I had just had, and my face heated up. To have such an unscrupulous and vulgar imagination of such a kind and innocent Andrea… .
Am I really trash like Kate said?
“… Aiden?”
When I didn’t answer, Andrea looked nervous and called me again. The expression on his face seemed to be worried about me, so my heart grew heavier.
“ah… Andrea. I must have fallen asleep.”
Andrea’s face, who was panting like a vulgar prostitute, even while pretending to be okay, kept coming back to her, and her face turned red.
The problem was that the dream was uselessly full of reality.
“that… Iknow, right. You must have been tired. Are you okay now?”
Andrea asked me, stuttering.
“yes I’m okay. Except for a little soreness.”
I turned my head to answer Andrea’s face that overlapped over and over again.
‘But why don’t you think you’re lacking in energy?’
“… Why are you turning your head?”
When I turned my head back to Andrea’s voice that felt a little chilly, I saw Andrea with a face that looked like she was about to cry.
“Ah- that’s just… .”
“bump… What mistake did I make… ?”
Seeing Andrea urging me to answer, I pondered how to respond. He didn’t even want to lie to Andrea.
“Andrea-sama just appeared in my dream… I’m a little shy. I’m sorry too.”
“… ah! okay. it’s okay. No matter what Aiden saw in your dream, it’s still a dream. that… And Aiden-sama sometimes appears in my dreams.”
“okay? Am I Andrea’s dream? in what form… ?”
“… It’s a secret. So it’s ok. Rather, I’m a little happy to think that I came out of Aiden-sama’s dream, right?”
Andrea smiled as gracefully as before and wiped my face with a towel. The hazy mind gradually returned to the cold feeling from the towel.
I was even more embarrassed to see Andrea smiling softly and kindly wiping my face.
Such a pure and kind person who does not lack the word “saint” is like that in a dream… .
‘How the hell did I get it back, damn it.’
[You’ve come to your senses! boy! Hurry up! Let’s go catch the red lizard!]
[Hmmm… Hmmm… .]
Andrea’s gaze looking at me today felt particularly warm. The deep affection I felt in those eyes for no reason made me feel guilty more and more.
Even if Andrea said it was okay, I must have thought so of the person who had been doing me a favor until now.
[Now stop flirting with the red lizard!!]
I’ve been ignoring the voices calling me from before. It’s been a bit longer than I thought, but they’ll fix it somehow.
[My enemy, the red lizard… .]
Shut up, because I don’t have to go.
[Not you, but me… .]
Why are you urging me like this today?
“How is the operation to retake the capital?”
“ah… I think it’s going well. Occasionally, injured people come and heal and die… I think it’s still fine.”
look at that, it’s ok f*ck off.
[that… still… .]
“Crvvvvtvtt!!!”
Then suddenly the dragon howled loudly-.
I felt something flying. I hurriedly hugged Andrea and rolled it to the side. Something that flew in broke the tent and rolled behind it.
“ah… Aiden! love… .”
“it’s okay?”
Andrea, who was holding her in my arms and twitching her mouth without resisting, checked to see if it was okay and turned her head.
“Wow! ha… ha… .”
What flew in was a messed up Kiana. The shiny silver armor was already messed up in the soil and lost all its shine, and the sword I bought had teeth all over the place.
Kiana staggered with a stiff face, but forcibly got up from her seat. I gently laid down Andrea in my arms and hurriedly ran to Kiana.
“private residence! it’s okay?”
“ah… priest. I was worried because I couldn’t see it, but I’m glad I did. you were here I’m okay.”
Kiana smiled hard and nodded her head.
“Hold on a second.”
“Oh, lady. thank you.”
Andrea, who came next to me, placed her hand near Kiana’s shoulder and closed her eyes. After that, a soft light from Andrea enveloped Kiana.
Kiana was slightly admiring the light, but fixed the sword she was holding in her hand. The determination on Kiana’s face made my heart heavy.
“… I was a little overworked and treated it, so my condition should have returned.”
“okay. It definitely feels like my energy has been restored. You can fight better than before. thank you.”
When the treatment was over, Kiana moved on without hesitation for a moment. The direction it was headed was where the legendary dragon still flew through the sky, breathing fire from its mouth.
“… private residence.”
“Oh, sir. The priest is here, so I think we’ll suffice. There must be someone to protect the saint. I will go.”
Kiana raised the corners of her mouth with a tired look on her face and slammed the ground vigorously. And as soon as he came, he disappeared from his seat.
I involuntarily raise my hand outstretched towards Kiana, and stare at where Kiana has just been.
“Aiden?”
Andrea called me softly and touched my hand. As I turned my head, I saw a face full of red blood and tiredness all over Andrea’s robes.
Red blood was tangled with something and stained Andrea’s white saint’s clothes everywhere. Probably, it was a stain from treating the knights who came.
‘When I’m sleeping on my face, everyone… .’
A strange feeling different from before struck my heart.
[Hmmm… That blood… Hmmm… .]
[boy. There is my nemesis, the red dragon. please put me there… .]
okay. f*ck I knew.
With the emotions contained in the voice that urged me earlier, I vaguely predicted what would happen if I dealt with the dragon.
[…] Thank you boy.]
Yeah, damn it, it’s good for me when my head is quiet.
“… I think I should go.”
I said to Andrea, stroking the handle of the sword hanging from my waist. Even after speaking, I couldn’t move and hesitated.
“ah… . All right.”
Andrea put her hand down at my words and smiled a little. Even though I said it, I thought I would dry it out once as a courtesy.
“Isn’t it too easy to let go? Kate was a bitch… .”
“Just as God has a way of God, a hero has a way of a hero. I will help Aiden-sama no matter what he does, I will not stop him.”
Andrea muttered, stroking my face with her bloody hands.
I don’t know what he meant, but the word “hero” had a strangely sweet and bitter taste.
“However, I will do whatever I can for Aiden-sama. Even this blessing… .”
After Andrea’s words, which somehow contained a lingering sound, came out of Andrea’s hand, a light so bright that it blinded her.
Among the lights, Andrea’s smiling face grew closer and closer. Andrea’s soft lips overlapped mine, and four bright pairs of wings bloomed from Andrea’s back.
Andrea’s light brought me to my body, and my body gradually became lighter, and divine power was drawn up from the inside like boiling lava.
‘Oh- four pairs! four pairs! Did you see it?! Because this works! Hey guys… ? I’m listening… ? that it works… that i won… .’
After a short kiss, Andrea, who had a thinner face than usual, slowly pulled away from me.
“I will always follow Aiden-sama.”
“… It’s a little burdensome.”
Andrea smiled softly and spoke with a firm voice, which tickled her a bit, so she gave a blunt answer, but Andrea laughed more brightly.
“Then I will go. What’s the big deal?”
“Yes… I will be waiting for you.”
I pretended to be strong for nothing, grabbed the sword handle and left the tent. Andrea, who caught a glimpse as she came out, was lying on the ground with her legs loose.
But was Andrea’s pelvis that wide?
“Aiden! are you going? You guys need to get up and say hello!”
“Nun! Hazel! Good job!”
“… huh.”
I don’t know why, but outside the tent, the nuns, who were being treated by Agatha, got up and greeted me with tired faces. And Scarlett, who was next to him, bowed her head with a reddened face and waved a small hand to me.
I waved his hand lightly to him and took a heavy step.
‘I don’t want to go the damn thing.’
I did come out, but I was disturbed to see the fierce battles that started in the morning and until the sun went down in the ruins that were called the capital, were fighting so fiercely that they changed the terrain.
It felt like I was walking on my own feet to hell to die, and I felt like a terribly idiot myself.
[Originally, idiots were in charge of heroes from generation to generation.]
like you?
[ha ha ha! That’s right! However, it is the dream of that friend who is the stupidest among us.]
What is your dream to catch a lizard?
[…] it’s my last regret Please.]
I’m leaving, so please don’t come out in that position that doesn’t suit you.
[…] Thank you.]
[It wasn’t a bad trip. My friend.]
[Right.]
Maybe it is.
– Lizard’s blood drinking after a long time… . Hmm doesn’t look bad.
In the end, I got myself closer to the center of the battle, and the closer I got to it, the more corpses were trampled on. They were probably the ones who didn’t make it to Andrea and died instantly.
I clicked my tongue and closed the eyes of one of them, with an intact face. The guy had quite a bit of regret, so his eyelids were quite heavy.
And finally, I reached the place where I could feel the hot breath of the red lizard, and I grabbed the sword handle and slowly pulled it out.
“Crvvvvtt!!”
“Kyahahaha!! Tired! Because it is chewy and has a chewy taste!”
“There was an open wound on the lower tail. Please take a look at that.”
“Wow! I’m old and I’m sick of playing with young people!! I’ll go for the tail. You have to draw the dragon’s attention a little more.”
“Two groups of 3 additional knights are leaving!!”
“Sacrifice is inevitable! Hold on!”
The cries of those who were overcome by evil were heard here and there. Vicky was sticking to the dragon’s back and removing the plastic one by one, while Kiana was running around at high speed, scratching the dragon’s body. Bell’s old man was holding his shield near the dragon’s tail, with his already broken armor hanging everywhere.
They really risked their lives to stop the dragon desperately. The appearance in front of me was far from the cool and neat single-edged battle that appears in legends and novels. Its appearance was rather similar to that of a sailor wrestling with a huge fish in the sea.
The hand holding the sword was sweaty at the sight of the dragon still roaming around with its reptilian-like beaked eyes.
[Finally… Finally! Finally a red lizard!]
You’ve met that red lizard before. It was quiet back then, but why are you here now?
[At that time, your dignity was insufficient. You are different now. I even received the blessing of a saint. Enough for me to use.]
who let it be used… .
This bastard doesn’t even get permission.
A familiar feeling of disorientation drew me in.
[…] sorry and thank you A second chance is coming to me. You won’t know how many times I’ve imagined this moment.]
There was a voice that sounded sad, and his vision gradually darkened.
“You lowly red lizard! I’m back! ha ha ha!! Only now will I be able to make her nameless wish come true!”
‘This f*cking mother-in-law exploded!!’
Finally, I lost consciousness as I saw the sight of the dragon’s eyelids in an instant as he rolled his feet.
“ah! you’re here Long time no see.”
And a familiar blonde man sitting on a chair lying in a dark space greeted me with a smile.
“under… You didn’t even get that bastard’s permission.
“Do you understand? The lizard is the friend’s only unresolved regret.”
“You f*cking ignorant bastard.”
I sat across from the blond man, spitting out a stinging swear word. The unlucky face of the blond man reminded me of the old Belle face I had seen earlier.
“But the old man with the shield over there looks a bit like you?”
“… That’s right. It’s the Bell family.”
“bell? So is that old man your descendant?”
“Maybe. Let’s put aside those dull stories and let them talk about interesting things.”
“An interesting story?”
“okay! chamberlain… Whose arms did you like the most?”
The blond man asked me, looking at me with stern eyes.
“Boom… ? What are you talking about.”
“haha! This friend doesn’t really care. So… Well… Whose p*ssy pecked me the most?”
The blonde man asked me, scratching his head in shame.
“mi… Aren’t you crazy?”
When a man with an unlucky and fair-looking face asked such a vulgar question, I was embarrassed, so I was embarrassed.
“Don’t do that… I can’t help but see it here, so it’s frustrating! Is this an rude question?!”
“Excuse me of course! Crazy bastard!”
“that… is it? Hmmm… I’ve been with him for a long time… that… How can I not? Or who did you like the most? .”
“Um- First of all, my heart… .”
Seeing the man constantly asking desperate questions, he sighed and told the story in an appropriate line.
The translucent screen in front of the two of us reflected the carving of a dragon, but the two of us were already engrossed in the story of a woman and had no interest in giving it to us.
It seemed that he was older than that time, so the dragon’s movements were sluggish. Unlike before, it was easy to avoid the dragon’s attack. Unlike the man’s original body, the current body was developed in a balanced way, so it was easier to move.
And even if it was scratched by its large size, his energy and divine power joined together to quickly repair the wound.
‘If I had known this would happen, I would have gone to church too… .’
The man shuddered and jumped towards the dragon’s face.
“mine? No, it smells different… .”
“priest? Why here! Dangerous!”
The man continued to climb, worrying about his insignificant appearance and unsuitable beauties.
– This feeling has been around for a long time.
‘I guess.’
The man raised the corners of his mouth to the touch of the sword, which he had not felt in a long time, and put his beliefs into the sword.
The dragon’s eyes widened as he watched the man approaching him.
“Do you recognize me? A red lizard.”
“Crvvvvtvtt!!!”
The dragon howled loudly, as if answering the man’s words.
“Ah ha ha ha ha!!”
The man smiled at the dragon, grabbed the sword with both hands, and ran with the dragon’s snout.
‘How long have you been waiting for this time? How many times have you replayed the scene of being chewed raw in that stuffy and dark sword!’
Riding on the man’s sword, a wild and savage force burned as if it would disturb the world.
The man swung his sword towards the snout of the dragon that spewed fire without hesitation.
The man’s beliefs are so full that his blade shakes in such a sword…
It was a struggle.
And the struggle of the man who had been in the darkness of the sword for even longer than then was ripe for bursting at any moment.
The dragon’s fire burned the man’s body, causing terrible pain, but the man laughed even louder.
Because pain was his best friend.
The body that was burning with divine power and energy was quickly regenerated-.
The man finally arrived in front of the dragon’s snout.
“It took too long.”
The man drew the sword, now infinitely lighter, from top to bottom.
The red eyes of the dragon mixed with the fierce boredom and anger equaled that, stared at the man quietly.
The man smiled bitterly as he saw the deep wrinkles around the dragon’s eyes.
Is it because of the aftermath of the fight from sunrise to sunset?
Or maybe it was because the years and aspirations contained in the man’s sword were deep.
Or maybe it was because the dragon, a mere creature, had worn out in front of many years.
The man’s sword split the dragon with its eyes wide open.
In the end, the man who achieved his dream felt something that had been pressed down for a long time to come loose.
It was a terribly stupid regret, and it was the driving force that allowed the man to endure in the dark for a long time.
The man who felt it unraveled intuited that now was the last time. Now he had no reason to be bound by this sword any longer.
The boredom he would go through alone after his disappearance bothered him, but he didn’t care.
However, it was a bit disappointing that I could no longer play chess with him.
“So, Vicky has the biggest breast size, but Kiana is the best for its chewiness. Of course, Vicky’s chest is so soft that it melts to the touch. The p*ssy side is um… Kate was the most chewy. It’s a bit bloody that Vicky pressed it down as if it was going to eat mine… The Luna thing was just too small to fit in well… I almost ripped it in, maybe? How cruel it is to see you die while crying… .”
“Ohh… That’s right. Everyone has their own advantages. Hmmm… But what’s beautiful is that Kiana and that lady are beautiful… .”
“It took a really long time… .”
The man stared at the sword in his hand.
The use that he corrected after he died Many years had passed, but the sword in the man’s hand did not rust.
No, it was rather sharp.
“Ah ha ha ha ha!! Unknown woman! Your wish has come true!”
The man stood in front of the shattered dragon, purposely exaggerating and laughing out loud.
To show the two idiots who are watching him now with no regrets.
At least those guys… .
It doesn’t matter now.
“Boy- you will be a hero. Boys are stupid enough.”
The man smiled sweetly and muttered a little, then closed his eyes.
“Uh… I don’t think Kiana is the most beautiful. Still, Andrea’s innocent look is different from Kiana’s, so it has a different taste… uh… Why am I blurry!”
“no! boy! that… So who’s your favorite girl right now?!”
“Ugh!! I go up!! Go up!!”
“Tell me quickly!!”
“Ugh!! Go up!!”
“Who is the best? boy! shit! tell me!”
As I was drawn to something, a strange door on the other side of the dark space caught my eye. The old door was bound with thick iron and blocked from opening.
“I… what is that! Damn why are you like that?!”
“ah… You’ll find out later! ha ha ha! Then I’ll show you a lot of good things in the future!!”
The last time he saw the man’s face with a strangely awkward smile, his consciousness changed.
When I opened my eyes, I was standing in the middle of the ruins with a blood-stained sword in my hand.
– I’m afraid… Lizard blood is also delicious.
In front of me was a dragon of terrifying majesty, cut in half exactly.
“under! The bastard lizard cub flirted… uhm? aww!! Ouch!!!”
I stopped for a moment at a strange feeling that suddenly came up while I was kicking the chunk of meat placed under me. Then he screamed as he twisted his body in the terrible pain that seemed to shatter his body.
‘Amma exploded bastard! Even if you write it, write it well! f*ck it!’
I could not help but squat for a long time, whining like a pooping dog and shed tears.
I felt so much pain all over my body.
Because my mind is strangely quiet.
[Good bye. My friend.]
