Chapter 39 – Sit Down Bitch
-Ah! Can you hear Lena?
“Wow! Huh. I hear you. It’s so amazing!”
Ab’s voice emanating from the sparkling golden ring. As her eyes twinkle and she listens to her voice, Ab, who is far away, waves her hand.
I thought it was just a little bit of a strange ring to know each other’s location, but it had this kind of communication function!
-Haha. Stop wondering and come here. I have to go see the saintess right away. I also need to get the Holy Sword.
It wasn’t just a pretty gold ring, it was actually an incredibly expensive artifact.
As she stroked the ring with her right hand, it trembled as if it were responding to my touch. It was amazing, so I stroked it a few more times and stopped thinking what to do if it breaks down.
Maybe there are other hidden features. For example, recording or recording function… Ay no way where is that
“Lol. I’ll be there soon Ab!”
She smiled brightly and ran towards Ab. Because she fainted twice in the morning, her stamina is a bit low… But if she’s with Av, she’ll be recharged, so it’s worth holding on.
Reporter Ab, who hugged her broad chest, gently tickled her under the chin as if I were a puppy. I don’t know why this is good, but her heart is shaking with her rustle. If I had her tail, she would really swish from side to side.
She roared like that for a while, breathing in the smell of her flesh in her father’s arms.
Montpert was great. It was said to be a port city, and the smell of the sea vibrated from the beginning of the city.
Have I ever been to the sea? I don’t know. Anyway, the lively vitality of a port city I’ve never seen before gives me strength.
The shop is full of strange-looking fish here and there.
There are mackerel and cutlass fish, and there are also fish with wings. His name is Flying Argus or something.
It looks good, but the taste is not good. As expected, Ab, there is nothing I don’t know!
The closer we got to the port, the more rugged sailors roaming the streets. Sailors were cowering in fear because of the prejudice that sailors were ferocious, but accidentally collided with a bald sailor on the shoulder.
What if I ask for money, or if I ask for it? As I was trembling at the thought of that, the man grinned and said he was sorry I couldn’t see him, gave him a mint candy and left.
After all, you shouldn’t judge a person based on their face.
Anyway, the place we are heading now is a monastery located on the outskirts of Montpert. It is a place where you can meet the Holy Sword and the Holy Lady at the same time.
The two trustworthy colleagues headed elsewhere, saying they had something to live for. One is to buy cheek gags and chastity belts, and the other is to buy extra-large condoms.
Unfortunately or fortunately, Ab sent them away without asking further questions.
Still, if you have a condom, you can do it a little more safely in the future… No. Now that I think about it, if I wear a chastity belt, I can’t even do it at all… ?
“Um… “
“Lena? Do you have any concerns?”
It’s okay, don’t worry. The two of you will figure it out and come to an agreement.
Anyway, what kind of person is the saintess? I wish she wasn’t just someone like Jihyun or Rafe…
“Among the contents of the oracle, was there anything about the saintess? Why is it called… Whether it’s personality… “
“Hmm… I don’t know the details. All I know is that the saintess is blind, and she can’t hear well either? Ah, she seems to have recently been on her pilgrimage to Lyon.”
“Eh. There must have been a complete uproar right now?”
“So you think you left soon? Seeing that the pilgrimage ended so quickly, it seems that he returned right after arriving in Lyon.”
There might have been a saint among the people I’ve passed by so far. The world is so small, so small.
After that, we talked about this and that, and soon arrived at the monastery that seemed far away. Overall, Montfer is a lively atmosphere, but it is as quiet as around the monastery.
The inside is more complicated than I thought. After entering, I was wandering around, unable to find my way. A neatly dressed man hurriedly ran up to me.
A priestly uniform in harmonious blue and gold colors. Judging from the luxurious rosary tied around his wrist, he looks quite high-ranking.
“Huh, heh… Are you a warrior? I am Phillips, the active bishop here at Montferre Abbey.”
“Ah yes. I am the hero, Abel Netori, and this is my colleague and lover Rainier.”
“OMG… Hello… “
Abu greets formally with his left hand behind his back and his right hand down at an angle. He gulped at his cool figure and tried to greet Ab.
I tried to imitate her movements that I glanced at her, but it was not possible. I didn’t have a chance to know the manners of an aristocrat, and besides, I just gave up after groaning bizarrely.
…I’m embarrassed.
“Nice to meet you… I was a little late to meet you because I was spending time with the saintess.”
“It’s okay. Oh, maybe… How long until the time limit for the liberation of the Holy Sword… ?”
“Hmm… As far as I know, until the end of the day today.”
“Whew… Thank god. It was worth the rush. Haha.”
Even if you want to wear something, there is nothing to wear. It just clings to Ab’s arm and looks around her.
The big cross is also amazing… The huge chandelier is nice too. Is it a place with a lot of money for a monastery?
If I ever get married to Ab, I want to do it in a place like this. Just thinking about Av coming out dressed in her tuxedo already makes me smile.
“Lol… “
The two of them started talking about the liberation of the Holy Sword in earnest as they were laughing and moving the corners of their mouths by themselves.
“Then, there is no time, so let’s release it right away… ?”
“Yes! We must quickly obtain the holy sword and leave by order of the goddess.”
Haha. You are also a faithful person. Great. I will guide you.”
It feels good even though Av got her compliment and not me. Is the expression that you are full just by looking at what you eat?
…Where did you hear that? I don’t know.
Anyway, I feel a little bit crazy. I’m definitely a member of the Hero party, but neither of them pays attention to me. Well, I can’t help it because I have nothing to do, but I can’t stop being sad inside.
As I grumbled and tried to walk after Ab, the bishop stood in my way and bowed her head as if she was really sorry.
“Sorry… Liberation of the holy sword is a sensitive task, so those who are not heroes should not approach it… “
“Eh. Uh… Then I… ?”
“Could you hang out with the saintess while the hero tries to communicate with the holy sword? He just returned from his pilgrimage yesterday, so he would be very happy if his peers, Mr. Rainier, would hang out with him.”
Then, bend your back to 90 degrees again. If I completely refused this, it became a garbage situation.
Because she’s a saint… Afraid that she might be a strange person, she tried to meet Av.
She glances at Ab, she doesn’t know how fast I am, and he nods her head saying it’s okay. If I get the Holy Sword, wouldn’t it improve my eyesight with the effect?
“Yeah… Well, I’ll do that. Ab, do you have to go soon?”
“Huh! Lena, you and the saint are getting along well. Don’t get closer than me!”
“Lol. Of course!”
She smiled brightly and shook her hand at Ab. Ab also smiled broadly at me and left with the bishop to the basement where the holy sword is said to be sleeping.
She stayed still, holding her smile until the ab was out of sight, then she sighed that her land would be gone as soon as the ab was gone.
“Ha… “
What are you doing with someone you’re seeing for the first time? I made a promise, so I refused…
“Ha ha… I just hate this… Ha ha…”
Her sigh continued until the second floor, in front of the saintess’s room. She must have known the information that the saintess had a bad ear anyway, so she continued to exhale loudly without stopping.
Now let’s step in…
Smart-
“Ugh… Holy Maiden, are you inside?”
Her nervousness made her speak in a very creepy voice. Only then would she be able to hear not only the deaf saint, but also people with normal hearing…
-Yes. You may come in.
“Uh… ? Yes yes!”
Do you think your ears are better than you thought? Didn’t you even hear a sigh?
Hearing her gentle and somewhat familiar voice, my worries that she might be a strange person disappeared. Such an angelic voice can’t be evil.
Carefully, I opened the door twice as tall as me and entered the room.
Kiik-
“Excuse me… “
The first thing that catches your eye when you open the room is a large bed that is six times bigger than the bed in Valence’s house. Bright sunlight penetrating through the sky blue silk blinds.
“Wow… “
After that, luxurious carpets on the floor. Reception sofa and table. A blatant dressing table that I couldn’t buy even with all my money.
“Gulp… “
No, wasn’t the monastery a poor image? Like the chandelier I saw on the 1st floor, and this room, I think it’s enough to be called a decent aristocrat.
After looking around the room, my eyes went to the tea table by the window.
A woman sipping black tea with her eyes closed. Blonde hair that shines on its own. A nun’s uniform similar to the bishop’s, but sticking more closely to the body than that, revealing the contours of the body.
“Stop, saintess… ?”
It is certainly. That woman in front of me is the saintess. I can definitely feel that she is a noble person who cannot be compared with a country brat like me.
You must be incredibly sincere and friendly. Huh. Are you sure.
The saintess didn’t care whether or not I entered the room and just sipped the black tea. She wondered if she had done something wrong, and then she remembered that the saintess was blind and even her ears were deaf.
You don’t know if I came in.
The moment she raised her voice loudly and was about to call out to her saintess, her eyes that were suddenly firmly shut were gently half-opened and contained me in her emerald eyes.
“Uh… Ah, look ahead… ?”
No what a stupid question this is Are you blind and can’t even open your eyes? You can open your eyes as much as you like.
…But can you pinpoint my location right away when I can’t see?
When she just stood there blankly in confusion, the saintess smiled, put down the teacup, and pointed to the seat across from her.
“Sit.”
“Uh… Yes yes!”
I don’t know what it was, but her legs were starting to hurt, so she decided to follow that.
It seemed impolite to carry the staff, so I put it in the corner and put the conical hat on the table. Lightly, walking as discreetly as possible, I approached the other side of the saintess.
But before I pull out the chair and stick my ass on,
Wadangtang!
“Aww! Ouch… “
Suddenly the chair was thrown far back. Because of that, I was just about to put my weight on and landed on the floor.
What kind of situation is this mistake? Or a joke?
I stared blankly at the saintess, but when I saw her benevolent smile, I accepted it as a mistake.
He must have pushed the chair by mistake because he was blind… ?
Haha… That… It was just a chair. It’ll be a big deal if you kick it…”
The saintess just smiled without answering. For some reason, a cold sweat runs down my back.
I dragged the chair lying around in the corner again. However, the moment she put the chair in front of the table and tried to attach her buttocks, the saintess blew the chair away again.
“Extreme… !”
Unexpectedly, he achieved 2 consecutive butt kicks. This time, he sat down on the floor and looked up at the saintess with a bewildered expression.
It’s not a mistake. If the same thing happens twice, it can only be seen as intentional.
“Sung…Lady? Why do you keep doing that… “
“Did I ask you to sit in the chair?”
“…Yes?”
Didn’t I just ask you to sit down? I was told to sit down, so I just tried to sit down… ?
“Bar, just sit down… “
“I told you to sit down, I didn’t tell you to sit in a chair. Isn’t it?”
“Yes? Then where… ”
To my bewilderment, the saintess pointed at my feet with her fingertips.
“There. Suitable for a doggy. Floor.”
“…Bowwow? Floor?”
No matter how much she turned her head around, I couldn’t figure out what the saintess wanted from me.
Is it even a test? I have the reaction I want and I have to do it to be recognized as a colleague, or something like that?
…But this is a bit harsh.
“You are too playful! As a member of the former Hero party, I came to see the saintess… “
“Do I know a lot about our Mr. Rainier?”
“Yes? Many… You? What a sudden…”
“Puh… Be cute.”
The saintess puts the tea set by the window and sits on top of the tea table. Between half-opened eyelids, sparkling emerald eyes stare at me as if contemplating.
Reflected in those jewel-like eyes, the blue girl just opened her mouth with a bewildered expression.
“Where is your home, what is your favorite food, who are your favorite people, who are your parents.”
“Hey, wait! I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about!”
“What is your body size, how many times have you had sex, how many times have you spread your legs, how many times have you gone unsightly.”
“What are you talking about! All, you… !”
“And.”
Shoot ah- dazzling beams of light spreading around the saintess. It wanders in the air without a fixed direction, then suddenly stops moving and rushes towards me in an instant.
“Kyaaak?! What’s this!”
Avoid. Not sure if it’s dangerous, but it probably won’t help.
Fortunately, it wasn’t that fast. It jumped up and rushed through several beams of light, and quickly hit the back and clung to the wall. The beam of light hissed and approached my nose before slowly disappearing.
The saintess approaches me like that. She stands right in front of me with a click, a click, and pokes me in the forehead.
“I know very well that you were originally a man.”
My heart sank.
Just now, I… What did you hear?
“…Ah? That… How… ?”
Face turns white Because I’m a man, I pretended to be a man and made Hyeonu go through that, but my identity was discovered.
No. I’m afraid of getting sick.
Can’t get caught Also, you will experience terrible things.
I don’t want any more blood on my hands…
“Oh no! Whoops! Me, i… “
“There is a way to find out everything. Whoa…”
The saintess covered her mouth and laughed. After she had stopped laughing, I tousled my hair and put a smile on my face again.
Scary. This bright smile scares me more than anything.
More than Jihyun threatening me with a dagger.
More than Rafe, who blows away his sanity while spewing pheromones.
Than a rhyme whose tentacles stretched out all over the hole.
This bright smile is much more terrifying.
“OMG… “
The saintess kept her smile and stabbed me in the middle of my chest, near her heart. Each time she flinched and shook her body, she let go of her fingers and grabbed my chin, pointing it down to her.
You can see the luxurious carpeted floor. I see a pair of shoes wrapped around my tiny, dainty feet.
“You mean?”
With the other hand, the goddess points to the floor where my gaze is directed,
“Right Now.”
Shoot, shoot the beams again, aiming at my body,
“Sit down.”
Whispered softly in my ear.
The first meeting with the saintess, Chloe Panchira, was filled with the scent of lavender.
