Chapter 17 – Stay Horny for the Rest of Your Life Bitch!
“Huh… !”
A single sword strike, simply swinging the sword from left to right. And the results that result from it are never simple.
Quaggagak!
The hallway where the guards flocked, Abel’s judgment that he was attacking the ceiling rather than subduing the guards. The choice was wise. The collapsed ceiling completely blocked the narrow corridor, and the guards were busy clearing the path.
It was a decision made because the number of people flocking to them was too low to knock them out by slapping their necks one by one. Even after blocking the involvement of the mercenaries, this is how big the scale of the top tier is.
“Fuck! What a childish power… !”
“Push away! Fuck, if you can’t stop it, you’ll be fucked-“
“Whoa… “
Abel ran a hand through her hair to check the condition of the sword. A regrettable sword that could not withstand the user’s strength and had already lost its blade. The shop’s mass-produced sword was not strong enough to withstand the strength of the warrior bestowed by the goddess.
‘All that’s left is… Two or three times? That’s enough to break it completely.”
Then you really have to fight with your bare hands. Abel holstered her sword and ran upstairs to her.
While Abel kills time against the guard, Ji-hyeon hides and lets the slaves escape. The strategy that Rainier came up with before breaking up should be called Rainier. The strategy worked successfully, and the quest completion was just around the corner.
‘Lena… Will it be all right?’
According to an informant, Rainier had just walked onto the stage. The auction should have stopped by now, so I won’t see anything bad. Of course, you can’t help but worry. A drop of cold sweat fell to the ground.
Abel managed to calm her impatience. Abel, who paused to catch his breath, saw Jihyun and a large man who had just come up from downstairs. There is something presumed to be a horse’s hoof, so it’s probably a horse’s hand.
“Jihyun! Is emancipation already over? And the person next to him…”
“I came up because I let the fuck go! This person is… “
“It’s Rafe. Rainier, her bitch, said her baby mate would come.”
Rafe nodded and introduced himself in his characteristic low-pitched voice. The new colleague the goddess told me about is this person. At any rate, there was no time for a longer conversation now, so Abel responded with a casual nod of her head.
Guards were also running upstairs from Jihyeon and Rafe upstairs. When the guards, who had been ostracized, caught up again, Ji-hyeon crumpled her expression and shouted.
“Let’s just kill them all!? It’s not hard because you don’t kill and just run away, fuck!”
“No. We’re a hero party. Never hurt an innocent human… Ugh, a sound from above… !”
A savvy eunuch. Ji-hyeon barely suppressed his words that protruded to his throat and alternately looked downstairs and upstairs. It’s a very frustrating situation for her, but it’s what you have to do to save her.
‘Lenny… Her sister will definitely pick you up… !’
Lovely Rainier. How scary is it at the auction house right now? She might have peed on her while shivering. Tonight, make sure to pat her ass and pamper her.
Concerned, she gave back all the mana she took away with the mana drain, but seeing that there is still no news, there is still a problem. Surely at a time like this, if she appeared like a female knight on a white horse and saved her, wouldn’t Rainier’s heart also leave that idiot Hero?
Jihyun also pulled the corner of her mouth that was trying to rise quietly and shouted in an urgent voice.
“Hurry! Let’s quickly take Lenny and run away! The dragon and the horse?”
“It’s Rafe. A woman with big breasts.”
“Yes Rafe! Give the two of you some time. In the meantime, I will bring Lenny alone… ”
Jihyun couldn’t finish talking. Well, anyone would have no choice but to do that when they see an orc unit heavily armed with heavy armor. Orcs came down from the upper floors, completely blocking the stairs going up.
Heavily armed orcs above, horned guards below. Dilemma. I was put in a situation where I couldn’t go up or down. If it weren’t for the useless belief that the hero was immortal, he would have penetrated it long ago.
“Fuck it, so let’s beat them all up and go up… !”
“I can’t do that, Jihyun. No matter how right things are, life that is not a monster… “
“Aagh! Shut up, warrior! Before the real juktang is inserted!”
Jihyun grabbed his hair and analyzed the current strength of his allies. What the hell did he do with his sword? A warrior whose blade has run out, a savage beast who is a tanker but doesn’t know exactly what level of ability he has. And,
‘Even I can’t get through in this situation… !’
An Assassin whose feet are chained by densely packed enemies. How desperate is this situation? Abel had similar thoughts to Jihyun, so his expression was not very good.
Of course, there is a tanker that the hero and goddess personally chose, so it will be possible to waste time. The question is, how do you get through this…
Thud!
“Okay fuck. Then I’ll see how I can pierce it and go up. All the while, your gaze… “
Thump thump!
“You understand? You who are wondering if you’re a rapper or a fucker! I ask you to take some time too!”
Thump thump!
“Then let’s go… No, but I keep hearing… “
It was then. A group of orcs who had been pressuring his comrades with a display line began to run away as if being chased by something. Down down down. Like a prey that found a predator, he frantically dragged his heavy body down. All of a sudden, the lineup of the guards who were pushed back by the orcs was also disorganized.
“…?”
The stairs leading to the upper floor suddenly burst open. Jihyun, Abel, and Rafe, who had no thoughts yet, stared blankly at the stairs.
A stream of water flows from the upper floor where the orcs have disappeared. No two lines, three lines. Soon, like a Flume Ride, the baptism of water poured down and covered all the stairs. At the increasingly thicker stream of water, Jihyun spoke with her voice trembling uncharacteristically.
“…Hey, hero. This is somehow… “
“…I was thinking the same thing. If that’s right, right now… “
Kwajik- The ceiling dented as if it had been pressed by something heavy. Streams of water seeping through the cracks.
It was at the same time that Jihyun and Abel started to follow the orcs with Rafe, who was still unaware of the situation.
“Sir baaal!”
“Run!!”
Quaang! Shoot ah-
Water bombs hit them like a tsunami. For some reason, I had to move my steps without stopping to avoid drowning in what I expected to do.
***
“Kuh, keuhuh… This is it! This is Yasu!”
How cool is this scene? A terrifying tidal wave created with a simple swing. The expressions of the guards who were swept away by it…
“Would you like to die? I don’t know, if you’re going to die, you’re going to die.”
As much as they are cubs living in the shadows, they are not at all sorry or pitiful. If it was refreshing, it would have been refreshing. Is this cider punch?
I smirked and went downstairs where the tsunami swept through. Now it’s time to join our real friends… No
Even if he vented his anger thrillingly, it was only once. The target of my revenge still remains. This boiling anger did not cool down. It’s a quest and a nabal, and my colleagues will take care of the rest, so I have to put out this burning flame.
I trimmed my clothes and put on my trademark big cone hat. To spread the fear of this terrifying predator, Archmage Rainier.
“Hey, you there! Isn’t that number 50? Why are you here!”
“Oh my.”
A man appeared just after descending one of the last stairs. It’s a familiar voice. He is Minhyuk’s senior who kept looking at my body even though he said that I was broken.
I thought he would have been swept away, but he managed to survive. It’s virtual
But! You have to speak properly. Huh?
I approached him looking at me. A weak human body, wet and trembling like a rat in the rain. A pitiful body that could be shattered in one blow of my magic. To think that such an insignificant creature tried to enslave me.
I made Rainier’s ‘terrifying expression’ and threatened him with every word full of weight.
“Fifty times? Number 50?”
“Staff… I can’t believe four years have just cast that magic… “
“Uh huh. Four years. You must say my name properly.”
Rainier! I’m Rainier, who will become the Archmage!
As I pointed my staff at him, his expression was filled with fear. Yes I wanted this This overwhelming power! Object of fear! A true different world munchkin!
I quite liked his trembling reaction, so I personally told him my name with satisfaction.
“Ranie, it’s Rainie-sama who will become the archmage! Do you understand?”
“Ugh… Les, Rainier… “
“Just Rainier?”
“Lenny-sama! Buy, save me… !”
Tumble. I stopped walking towards him. As if he would pierce his heart with a water cannon at any moment, he stabbed him in the chest with a staff. It’s so thrilling to see his expression harden more and more every time that happens.
In a fantasy world, persecuting the weak is the right of the strong. That is, I did nothing wrong. I am just exercising my right.
Yes, the normal Berry Easy Mode other world should proceed like this. Even if you use magic once, it will all be wiped out, and even hearing my name makes you tremble with fear. Huh?
“Huh~”
“Ugh… “
When I half-opened my eyes, I became more contemplative about how I accepted it. To be honest, I have no intention of killing anyone. Being swept away by magic and dying inevitably, anyway, if I killed myself, it would be like a dream come true.
Unwilling to know that, he froze and waited for my lips to open again. He was waiting for words to come out through a narrow gap.
Old It’s a mood!
“Hehe. Good. I’ll just let you go.”
“Oh, thank you… “
“Instead, bring a ㅁㅁㅁ name from the manager, Min-hyeok. You have a junior Did I have a lot to say to that ㅁㅁㅁ?”
“Minhyeok… All right! Colonel right now!”
“Okay. If you just bounce, I know you won’t die gracefully.”
After making a grotesque sound, he almost flew into the corner room. Looking at it now, that room, with an iron door and a lock, seemed to be used as an emergency shelter. I was just waiting for the water to subside. That’s wise.
Moments later, his hand popped out and held Minhyuk, who was struggling with a rope tied to him.
“Here! Colonel! Then… “
“Good. Then go downstairs with the rest of the ㅁㅁㅁ. We have something to talk about, just the two of us.”
“Yes, yes!”
Anyway, there will be Ab and his colleagues below. Even if I don’t deal with these guys, they’ll take care of everything.
He bowed his head to me and went downstairs with all the caretakers who were well hidden in the shelter.
Then I…
Cheak-
“Puha! Kek, Khehe! Fuck! What is this… “
“Heh heh… Don’t we have a lot to say? Originally, I was lying down all the time, but it has changed quite a bit. Right?”
As soon as Minhyuk removed the gag from his mouth, he immediately spat out curse words. Are you still not aware of my situation?
A chewy bastard in my head. You must unleash this brainwashing before joining your allies. That’s why I didn’t put a water cannon on this bastard right now.
“Release brainwashing when you say nice things. Do you want to live with a hole in your heart? Oh, so you can’t buy it? Hehe.”
“I have to untie the rope! How can you use your abilities when you’re fucking tied up!”
Hmm. When I heard it, it was right… Wait for a sec.
“If you release them, won’t they be brainwashed again and bounce around? How can I believe that?”
See everything see everything He must have been plotting something suspicious.
To prepare for that, he swung his staff and used magic once again. Like a water jade, we built a wall of water that surrounds us and imprisons us so that we cannot escape.
Even contact with water will split your skin. Min-hyeok’s face became contemplative when he showed him kicking a stone on the floor as if it were to be shown.
“You know this wall made of water? It will never go away until I solve it. So, don’t think about doing stupid things, and brainwash yourself properly.”
“…Okay.”
When the rope was untied, Minhyuk wiggled and pulled out the paper in his arms. He was on guard, preparing to close his eyes at any time in case of hypnosis, then tore the paper and looked at me to see if the work was finished. Maybe check it out, that’s what it means.
“Hmmmm. Fuck! Pup! Fuck you! Oh, that’s it.”
How frustrated I was until now because I couldn’t use swear words!
I feel like I’m out of breath. One corner of the cloud that covered my head was a little clear. I confirmed that I was brainwashed properly, so I released the water jade. It was to instill the idea that if you keep your promise, you can live well.
Of course, I don’t mean to release it like this. The only thing that has been confirmed is the fact that the ban on profanity has been lifted. Until I confirmed that the other brainwashing was also solved…
Cheep-
“Fuck you, you fucking bitch!”
“…Ah?”
I was silently waiting for the next brainwashing release. I didn’t particularly care that he was writing something on paper. After writing something earlier, the brainwashing was lifted.
But this spark I feel in my head right now…
Jigsaw Jigsaw!
“Huhhh!! Poetry, fuck! What did you do Shivaal!!”
It hurts! Sick! At best, my hair was normal, but again… !
“Fuck, it’s brainwashing to increase sexual desire and increase sexual desire 10 times! Live in heat for the rest of your life, bitch!”
“That, that… Aaaaa!!”
This chewy ran to the end and disappeared somewhere. Unfortunately, I didn’t have time to see where he was headed. Also, I had to try to come to my senses somehow because I was afraid that his head might be damaged.
“Hehe! Whoops… Ah… ! Poetry… Baal…!”
Originally, sparks that only hit the brain spread throughout the body. Earlobes, lips, nape, collarbones, breasts, armpits, flanks, lower abdomen, and even pussy and toes.
I rolled over on the floor, writhing as if my whole body was being electrocuted. Familiar faces were visible beyond the blurry, unfocused vision.
“It’s hazy… ! Oh, no! No way… Whoa!”
“Lea, Lena! What the hell… Lena!”
“Rainie!! My sister is here, Rainier!”
Ab and Jihyun running towards me. Rafe standing in the back and Lime riding on his head.
It’s over. Once the quest is completed successfully. Quest is over…
Hehe… “
Consciousness is interrupted. In the distance of my consciousness, I can feel my back popping up just by Ab’s touch that embraces me. When Ji-hyeon puts her hand on my forehead, his eyes are pinched by the piercing current.
…Fucked up fuck.
