Chapter 100 – Chapter 100 Yggdrasil (1-4)
└Guardian of gay dicks: Hey, look at your daughter
“….”
Yangban, who boasts a tremendous presence even with his ID, became the main character of the first chat on my channel.
└Guardian of a gay dick: Are you ignoring it? Try hitting your daughter!!
And second.
└Guardian of a gay dick: take off your pants and jerk off~
Third.
I couldn’t stand it any longer and muttered quietly.
“Isn’t that like a loan?”
I should have said it over the phone, but it was so absurd that the thought accidentally jumped out of my mouth.
However, when the cock guardian got excited by my words, he hit the chat.
└Guardian of a gay dick: Don’t take money!!
“Oh, good information. You have a debt.”
└Guardian of gay dicks: No, no!!!
He started telling lies that didn’t make sense.
‘No, Sibul. What am I doing?’
[You need to stay calm. It’s an incomprehensible existence, but it tells you a lot of good information than you think.]
‘Ha… The dream of my lintel….’
He covered his throbbing head with his hands.
But apart from the headache, I had a question.
“No, but why didn’t you chat until now?”
It was strange that I did not chat for more than 3 hours after accessing the channel.
What was the reason for such a level of silence until now?
└Guardian of gay dicks: … This kid reported it.
From what I’ve heard, the summoner couldn’t stand sexual harassment on the previous channel and reported it, so the chat was suspended for a while.
In the end, I came to another channel because I was frustrated, but the problem was that the balance was not resolved.
In the end, he called the fairies for a while, solved the computer (?) Problem, and started chatting only now.
└Guardians of gay dicks: bastards… It doesn’t wear out… So, daughter….
“You’re crazy about daughter-in-law….”
If you’re thirsty for sex videos like that, I understand… And why would you do that to a man….
Are you gay even if you get caught? .
But if you’re a man, there’s a ridiculously handsome midsummer, so why did you come to me?
It seems like a face that not only women but also gay people would like.
“No, there is a handsome guy who came this time. Don’t ask him to hit you.”
└Guardian of gay chicks: Not my taste. So, daughter….
“….”
He’s crazy about masturbation….
At this point, I wonder what he is really doing.
“Let’s go to the potion shop….”
└Guardian of the Gay Chuck: I’ll give you Cheonpo please….
〈 A new mission has been registered. -Knock your daughter on the roadside- 1,000pts〉
Shiva, masturbate for a thousand points? On the side of the road?
I wonder if I should give you 10 million points.
I muttered quietly as I pressed down.
“… Can I call a fairy?”
└Guardian of gay dicks: … Die all the cubs.
It is said to be the guardian of the cock….
“I won’t report it, so do it in moderation….”
Still, there was advice from Armonia, so I didn’t report it separately.
That man also calmed down, as if my threat had worked.
‘It’s so amazing…. I’m not going out.’
I thought I would go out because of my self-esteem, but I didn’t leave.
[Once, no matter what Suho said, he did not leave the channel.]
‘… What. Because my real purpose is not to be a human being. Oh, are you here?’
[Yes, this is it.]
While comforting myself like that, I went into the potion shop I arrived at.
Inside the potion shop, various potions and herbs were listed one by one, and the price was written.
And two that stand out.
It was Midsummer and Min Hayeon.
..
..
The way to use the alchemy skill was very simple.
For example, if you want to make a potion, you can activate alchemy by placing empty containers (10mL) and ingredients on a flat surface as much as you want to make.
Like the Alchemist in XX….
‘Isn’t this enough to know something?’
[What are you talking about?]
‘Nope…. It must be a coincidence….’
I tried to activate alchemy while muttering through the communication.
When I activated the skill, a hologram appeared in front of me.
[Please enter the desired material name.]
The name of the material and the empty container were written on the hologram.
After calculating for 2-3 seconds, a letter appeared in front of me.
[Green Potion – Success Rate: 100%]
The success rate seemed to vary depending on the alchemy skill level.
I immediately activated alchemy, and the empty containers and herbs on the floor turned into a potion containing a green liquid with a bright light.
I could feel the mana being sucked out as if I was using mana for alchemy.
‘I’ll have to be careful with this. If you use alchemy without thinking, it will be difficult if you don’t use it later when you need it.’
[Still, the mana required for alchemy is less than expected. You don’t have to worry too much.]
As Armonia said, the amount of mana required for alchemy was low.
It seemed that there would be no problem as long as I didn’t make a few hundred potions.
The number of potions made using alchemy was 30.
“Wow….”
The party members around were looking at the potions scattered on the floor with surprised expressions.
Except for midsummer.
I just wanted to poke that stupid looking eye and dig it out.
Midsummer looked at my alchemy insignificantly, and blew a word.
“Well, I can save some money on the potion. Come on, let’s go!”
“Yes~”
In that word, there was both the insignificance shown to me and the lightness shown to women at the same time.
Wow, what a great guy.
Entering the potion shop, I bumped into Midsummer’s party, and again, I was offered a party.
Midsummer’s party consisted of Hanyeoreum, Min Hayeon, and three girls.
At first glance, he organized a party made up of only women, like a guy who hates men.
In addition, the appearance of the three women was quite good.
But why did he invite me and not anyone else?
A chat came up to see if I could see my inner thoughts in my expression.
└Guardian of the Gay Chick: Alchemist is really rare and good. Maybe it’s because the guys on the channel are clamoring to take him away?
First of all, it is said that there are few people who can choose an alchemist.
And even if you can choose an alchemist, there is no recommended job.
└Guardian of gay men: Besides, alchemists don’t just make potions. Intangibles can also be mixed.
“Is it intangible?”
└Guardian of a gay guy: ㅇㅇ For example, you can create new knowledge by mixing knowledge + knowledge with alchemy. Of course, if mixing is not possible, filter it out.
All beings in this world are not created out of nothing.
He explained that two types meet to create a new type.
Alchemists say they can do that.
It is said that such an alchemist is good not only for the second half, but also for the early game.
In the beginning, earning points isn’t good, but he says it’s good because he doesn’t have to waste time going back and forth to town to buy potions.
In addition, the potion value can be drastically reduced.
└Guardian of gay dicks: Instead, alchemists aren’t helpful in combat.
Except for making potions, there is little you can do in the beginning.
└Guardian of gay dicks: So hit the helpful daughter. I’ll give you a thousand
“… Ah-oh.”
It’s starting again….
I was dumbfounded, so I sighed and looked around.
I could see people talking to each other.
It was probably like talking to channel visitors like me.
And the curious thing….
‘Wow, you talk like that, can’t you hear me at all?’
It was that I couldn’t hear the voices of people talking to channel visitors.
[If it is judged to be a channel conversation, the surroundings will be muted.]
‘So you’re saying that when I’m talking to that pervert, no one else can hear me too?’
[That’s right.]
I’m really glad….
Fortunately, the situation where I became a pervert while talking to a pervert did not happen.
He said that he not only muted, but also changed the shape of his mouth so that the content could not be inferred.
Midsummer, who had been walking in the lead, turned around and made a gentle expression toward the women.
“Come on, let’s go! Just follow me!”
“Wow…. Yeoreum-san, I really depend on you.”
“I love it!!”
Everyone started to be motivated by the words of Midsummer’s will.
“… Will you come soon too?”
Except for me….
..
..
“Okay then, let’s meet here tomorrow around 12:00 noon.”
“Yes~”
With the last words of midsummer, today’s hunt was decided to end.
The points earned during the day were about 12,000 points.
Each of them got 2000 points and was able to finish the day.
I headed to the Zephyrum Inn where I had rented a room earlier.
If there’s anything you’ve felt while hunting as a party all day….
‘That bastard really looks like dog trash.’
[Are you talking about the ability part? Or are you talking about the personality part?]
‘Both…. For a moment… , Don’t you already know the answer?’
[… That’s right. You must be bored, so I already know, but I asked a question.]
‘Sibul….’
Are you cared for…. I feel like I lost something….
First….
I was thrilled watching Midsummer’s behavior all day today.
At first, the arrogant behavior at the forefront was still the same, and he continued to joke behind the women.
He hated hiding again as it was of little help in battle.
After the battle is over, I….
(Wow, the alchemist…. So useless. Oh, in combat.)
His ability was recycling garbage, and his personality was non-combustible garbage.
At least the women around her didn’t mindlessly take Midsummer’s side.
Everyone seems to be aware that making potions is helpful.
It just seemed like she didn’t want to throw up on what the guy she liked said.
At least it was Min Ha-yeon who openly took my side.
(Stop it. Why do you keep doing this to the same party member?)
(…Why, side with him?)
Haha… That’s not it.)
Min Ha-yeon said that, but she eventually raised both her hands and feet at the end.
It ends with an apology and an apology to the midsummer who is frolicking in the end.
And when she hears an apology like that in midsummer, she apologizes again with embarrassment.
This was a repeating repertoire.
‘After…. It’s even more annoying because I’m taller….’
The dog keeps looking down….
[….]
‘Know!! ‘That’s number 4.’ You mean?’
[No.]
‘Five… I can’t believe I voluntarily changed the future….’
[This is the third.]
‘F * UCK….’
Driving me crazy….
I paid 500 points to get a room for the night.
As soon as I lay down on the bed in the room, another chat came up.
└Guardian of a gay girl: Is it finally daughter time?
“… Driving me crazy. I don’t hit.”
└Guardian of gay dicks: … Gozaim?
If you don’t take care of your daughter, you’ll go to jail right away.
“It’s been a while since my daughter and daughter graduated. I don’t hit anymore.”
To be honest, there’s nothing special about jerking off.
I don’t like hitting on the side of the road because it interferes with my duties.
Come to think of it, I hadn’t masturbated once since I was with Viola.
└Guardian of gay dickshahacrazy. Where is graduation in daughter-in-law? Whoever sees it will know that he’s a guy who fucks and eats womenhaha
“Uh? I eat well with women.”
└Guardian of a gay dick: He was a hard-boiled guy. I like it.
〈 A new mission has been registered. -Fuck a girl in 7 days (100 jerks if you fail) – 100,000 points〉
“… Uh? Really? It’s okay? Do not cancel this at the last minute!”
└Guardian of gay chickshahacrazy. Instead, no woman. I have to admit that I’m waking up. And you can’t buy women with points.
I shouted as I pressed accept the mission.
“… OK! Call!”
〈 Mission accepted.〉
└Guardian of a gay dick: You really accepted it? Do you go around looking in the mirror?
“Oh, wait and see.”
I communicated with a vicious smile.
‘If I return anyway, it won’t reset again.’
[You’re right.]
‘Still, there’s something like this, so it’s nice to do it.’
That’s how I started to set goals with burning motivation.
Once the mission is initialized with regression, you can’t just smile and move on.
You have to break through the real regression.
While lying on the bed, I looked up at the ceiling and watched a video of the situation before the regression.
└Guardian of gay chicks: ?Why are you suddenly blank?
It seemed that even that Constellation-like person could not watch the video that Armonia sent.
“Ah… I’m making plans. Plan.”
└Guardian of a gay guy: It’s a planhaha.
“… Ah, crazy. For now, please be quiet at night.”
└Guardian of a gay dick: I’m so fucking bored….
I ignored Gekkosu (the guardian of gay cock) and focused on the video again.
I was watching the boss battle that occurred in the 5th regression.
‘Hour… Stop… God bless…. Well?’
However, what immediately caught my eye was not related to regression.
[Did you think of something?]
‘No… Magic circle….’
It was a magic circle.
A magic circle conceived by shooting a bean in an urgent situation….
“… Alchemy is… You said anything could be combined, right?”
└Guardian of gay dicks: Yes, of course there are things that are impossible. If it is possible, it will take care of itself in combination.
I drew a magic circle on the paper on the desk in the room.
I drew the mana drain magic circle I learned before.
I realized once again that drawing a magic circle is hard because I was trying to draw it myself on a small piece of paper.
I always get into the habit of thinking….
After drawing the magic circle, I immediately activated alchemy, and a hologram appeared in front of me.
[Please enter the desired material name.]
I put the ingredients in there.
‘I’m bored, but anything… Oh, there was a dependent skill.’
I wrote [Magic Circle (Mana Drain), Subordination (Skill)].
[Calculating combinations….]
It was written so sloppily that I wondered if it would be true.
[Mana drain subordinate magic circle 1st stage – success rate: 100%]
“Oh, yes.”
There was a phrase from a magic circle floating around, wondering if they would understand my intentions.
I immediately activated my alchemy skill in earnest.
And when the conversion was completed, a sheet of paper fluttered and landed on the floor.
I carefully picked up the paper and examined its contents.
The magic circle I had drawn earlier had disappeared, and a new magic circle had been drawn.
However, a magic circle with a different appearance… It was very different.
[… It looks a bit unique, but it definitely seems to be a new magic circle. You are amazing.]
‘I know this….’
[… ?]
I communicated while looking at the strange magic circle written on the paper.
‘… Is it vulgar?’
It was a simple appearance, but it was similar to the guy called Eummun I’ve seen.
